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Chapter 19: The Cooking Show
Live From Middle Earth, it's Cooking with the Mabudachi Trio!
Tsukasa, Aki and Karou, who were the only audience members, cheered for the three chefs. Karou gave an extra "WOOT" for Ayame.
Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori walked on stage. They were wearing chefs costumes made by Ayame.
Hatori (who was wearing a pastel, light green chef's costume) was grumbling, " I hate you so much" to Ayame. Shigure, however, saved Ayame from Hatori's harsh words.
" Oh Aya-chan don't listen to Haa-chan! I have enough love for the two of us!" Shigure said, and then a pink background came behind the two.
" Gure-chan!" Ayame said, " Your words fill me with so much joy!"
Shigure and Ayame exchange love phrases to each other and the auidence give out an " Awwwww".
Kyo and Yuki, however, were not pleased. " GET ON WITH THE SHOW ALREADY!" the two shouted
clink (Fruits Baskets intermission)
" Today's topic is cooking on the road" Ayame said happily to the audience
" How many of you are currently traveling on the road...lets say 'Destroying an evil ring'?" Shigure said, adding the second part ever so slyly.
Tsukasa, Aki and Karou raised their hands wildly and shouted, " OH OH RIGHT HERE!"
At this point, Hatori has given up on the cooking show and was now enjoying a smoke (which is wrong...don't smoke).
sigh
" Please welcome our new assistant, Miss Tohru Honda" Shigure said
Tohru walked in and bowed to the two 'chefs', " I am humbled you would let me join your show" Tohru said
" You know what would make me very happy Tohru-kun?" Shigure said, pretending to be teary-eyed.
" eh?" Tohru said
(insert sad violin music)
" It would warm my heart and soul if you could make us one of your delicious, home cooked meals!" Shigure said to the girl.
" (T.T) Yes!" Ayame joined in, " It has been it so long since had sukiyaki...and some tea would be nice!"
" DON'T WORK TOHRU LIKE THAT!" Kyo and Yuki shouted
" Oh no! I would be happy to make everyone sukiyaki!" Tohru said, " I would be humbled if our audience would join us!"
" YAY!" Tsukasa, Karou and Aki shouted.
Tohru checked the fridge to find that they were out of beef for the sukiyaki.
" Oh..looks like I'll have to go to the store" Tohru said.
" Not to worry!" Aki said, " I found two rabbits!"
And somewhere off stage, Momiji Sohma was crying his eyes out for his brethren (sniffle).
So, while Tohru prepared the sukiyaki, Tsukasa, Aki and Karou left to continue on their quest to destroy the one ring. Everyone sat down and said their prayers.
" Itadakimas!"
And so, everyone began to eat the delicious meal made by Tohru.
" Say where did the ring bearer and his two stooges go?" Shigure asked
" uh..."
Gloom sat in, for the chance to capture the ring bearer and his comrades had passed the furuba-ringwraiths again.
" Were not very good ringwraiths, ne?" Tohru said to her friends at the table
" Ne!"
Tsukasa, Karou and Aki found themselves spying on some army.
" How'd we end up here?" Tsukasa asked, " I wanted to eat the sukiyaki meal!"
Little did the two 'hobbits' know, Aki left them to ponder the question alone.
Just then, a tall demon grabbed them.
DUN DUN DUNNNNN!
Now we rejoin the exodus to Helms Deep.
" So..." Kuwabara said to Sango. The idiot had nothing to say, because he was thinking of Yukina.
" So..." Sango said to Kuwabara. The demon hunter had nothing to say, because she was acting like she was thinking about Inuyasha.
Inuyasha let out a sigh, for he was thinking of his love. Kikyo.
COUGH SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE FLASHBACK COUGH COUGH HACK!
( A/N: At this point, I would like to state that I am for the InuyashaxKagome pairing. I gave the part of Arwen to Kikyo because I thought that keeping Kikyo far away from Inuyasha would be good. How wrong I was...)
" I'm waiting for you Inuyasha. I always will"
Inuyasha and Kikyo share a kiss. It's one of those tender moments that makes you feel akward.
Inuyasha then tweaked Kikyo's elf ears.
" Hey what was that for?" Kikyo asked
" HA! Now you know how it feels!" Inuyasha said
MOREFLASHBACK
" I will not allow this any longer, that I will not" Kenshin said to Inuyasha, " Inuyasha, you cannot be with Kikyo."
" Kenshin..." Inuyasha said, " Were you the only one who read the script?"
" Yes...I'm actually doing my job, that I am" Kenshin said happily.
" Poor Inuyasha" Kagome said quietly, " he misses Kikyo"
" huh?" Inuyasha said and looked over at Kagome, he heard her mumbling.
" N-nothing!" Kagome sighed.
" If I didn't know any better" Inuyasha said, " that was a pity sigh!"
" SHUT UP!" Kagome shouted to the Hanyou.
While Inuyasha and Kagome are bickering, Koenma sent two soldiers ahead to check on the road.
The two losers are ambushed because they don't no how to glance up. Behold! The simplicity of mankind! MUWHAHAHAH-cough.
" AHHH WERE BEING AMBUSHED!" Kagome shouted.
Sango thought this would be her chance to show off her skills as a demon hunter.
" Uh...Sanmo, right?" Koenma said, " Go lead the pedestrians to safety!"
" It's Sango!" Sango shouted to the toddler.
" Whatever just go!" he shouted.
Poor Sango. She didn't get her chance to fight. But don't worry folks! This authoress follows by the movie...um...I think...
So, the story ends up turning into a Yu Yu Hakusho/Inuyasha crossover.
" DAMMIT!" Kato shouted to the heavens. For Kato had no interest in making a crossover...th-this didn't count as a crossover because it's a parody of the Lord of the Rings.
As the good guys rushed into battle on horses, Kagome got to do yet another kick ass ninja-like stunt. She kicked Kuwabara off of a horse and flipped onto it.
" WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" Kuwabara shouted to Kagome.
" IT'S A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY!" Kagome shouted back to the idiot, " GET USE TO IT!"
Kuwabara didn't have a lot of time to think about what Kagome said, because some Youma advanced on him. Just then, Inuyasha came up behind the youma and slashed them in half.
" It's just not the same without Tetsuaiga!" Inuyasha cried out.
One of the youma, who remained intact, decided to mimic Inuyasha's complaint.
" Oh your such a wuss!" the youma shouted, " I bet you'd chicken out in a race off the cliff!"
" I'll take that bet!" Inuyasha shouted to the Youma.
So there was Inuyasha and some hideous Youma, in the middle of a battle, about to run off the cliff simultaneously. All for the purpose of proving who was more of a wuss.
" GO!"
The youma pushed Inuyasha to his knees and got a head start. Inuyasha quickly got up and dashed after the youma. It seemed as if the two were going to go off the cliff together. But then, as the youma fell behind and Inuyasha was ever-so-close to the edge of the cliff, the youma sent an energy blast at Inuyasha. Inuyasha was sent flying off the cliff and plunged into the river. Oh and to make it more heart breaking, Inuyasha lost his prayer bead necklace that he got from Kikyo.
Later-
" INU-YA-SHA?" Kagome shouted as she looked for her the hanyou.
" Hey isn't this his?" Kuwabara said and picked up the prayer bead necklace.
" Oh no..." Kagome said.
