Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. Holly and Haru are mine.
12-20-05: Been playing Prince of Persia Sands of Time...I don't know who's worse: Fariah or Lady from Devil May Cry 3.
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Sango entered Helms Deep with the other pedestrians, only to see that the fighters oddly got to the fort before the non-combatants did. What really pissed off Sango, was seeing Kuwabara and Koenma having a drinking contest.
" Idiots...wait, where is Inuyasha?" Sango asked
" He fell off a cliff!" Kagome cried out.
And all Sango could do is feel sorrow for her fallen love interest.
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AT BERYL'S DARK TOWER
" My Lady if I may ask" Jaken said politely, " How are we to take over Helms Deep?"
Beryl took out crates and crates of M-80 and C-4.
" That answer your question" Beryl said
" What are they?" Jaken asked.
" Explosives" Beryl answered.
Jaken was still confused so Beryl simply said, " They'll make the wall go BOOM!"
" Oh so it's like fire only 1,000 times worse" Jaken said
" Exactly!" Beryl said, " Now, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10,000. Get the number right and you get a beer!"
" um...7,893?" Jaken guessed.
"Wrong" Beryl said and led Jaken outside to the 10,000 (or Ichi-Man) Youma/Darkness/Heartless army. The army "roar"ed with excitement for their commander.
" MY FELLOW DEMONS!" Beryl shouted while waving her hand for silence, " It is time for us to take our rightful places as rulers of this wor-"
" Um your Grace?" A youma grunt shouted, " What if I don't want to fight?"
Beryl, who was immediately displeased, sent lightening down on the grunt who died instantly.
" Now go my 9'999 evil soliders. LEAVE NONE ALIVE!" Beryl shouted and then added, " and remember, a shiny new dime for the lad who kills Yoko Kurama!"
Riku, after hearing this, ran out first shouting " THAT SHINY NEW DIME IS MINE!"
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Sano was walking with Rini and Shippo through the woods.
" Would you believe Beryl and I used to be gambling buddies" Sano said, " but now all she cares about is World Domination"
" How sad" Rini said
Shippo looked to the south and saw the 9,999 army, "Rini look!". Rini looked at the army, "Holy fu-" Rini began to say
" WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!" Sano scolded the little girl. But then Sano saw the army, " Holy fuck" Sano said, " Ok time for the meeting"
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The good news is Inuyasha is still alive. The bad news is tomorrow was the full moon (his time of the month). So, there was Inuyasha, lying on the ground knocked out. When then Kikyo used her Miko power to appear.
" I'll be waiting for you Inuyasha.."
Inuyasha woke up and quickly hailed Nabiki's Taxi.
" Where to hunny" Nabiki said.
" Um...what's that place...ur Helms...Helms Deep!" Inuyasha said
Nabiki speed off into the night...which is odd because it's only 11:00 a.m.
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" Kikyo?"
Kenshin walked into Kikyo's room.
" Did you just use your miko powers to help Inuyasha?" Kenshin asked
" Why no father" Kikyo said
" You know Inuyasha is only human" Kenshin said
" I AM NOT!" Inuyasha shouted from across the set
" Sorry...he's only a half demon" Kenshin said, " He will die and you will be alone with no one to comfort you"
Kikyo envisioned Inuyasha's funeral and her life after his death. This only left Kikyo in tears. Kenshin hugged his on screen daugther, " Please go with the others...for me" he said.
" I will.." Kikyo said.
And Kikyo left with many other of her kind. They were leaving this realm for their homelands.
Kenshin stood there, watching over those who left-
And then, Kenshin went through an LSD induced trance.
" So help me God if Sephiroth charges at me- Oh it's on!" Aerith said and began her prophecy, " The world is changing...Kenshin-sama, we cannot leave the mortals to fight alone!"
" Can I talk to Kenshin?" Sephiroth asked
" NO!" Aerith shouted to the demi-god
" Bitch"
" Fuck off!" Aerith shouted, " Tsukasa is going to fail...and you knew all along you bastard!"
" I didn't know Tsukasa was going to fail, that I did not" Kenshin said
Just then, Aerith was pushed to the ground and Sephiroth shouted, " HEY KENSHIN DUDEEE WAZZZUP!"
" My gods you've been drinking!" Aerith said
" Enough to make you pretty!" Sephiroth said, "Ooooo burn!"
Well Aerith got so mad that she summoned Holy on Sephiroth's sorry ass.
" Wh-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"- Sephiroth screamed as though he was dying a billion times at once.
" Such recklessness" Mirkou said with a sigh
" Very tr-" Aerith began to say
But alas! Aerith's face went red because Mirkou, being the pervert he is, was feeling Aerith's bottom. Before Aerith could turn to slap Mirkou, Cloud stormed in.
" What did I say about you touching Aerith?" Cloud said.
" Th-that if I did anything to Aerith you would ruin my chances of having an heir?" Mirkou said with a sweatdrop.
Cloud unsheathed his Buster Sword and poined it at Mirkou.
DUN DUN DUN DUUNNN!
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