Disclaimer: I do not own any of the anime, video games, or the Lord of the Rings that is mentioned in this fanficiton. Holly and Haru are MINEEEEE! Ben, Jimmy and Steven are in this fanfiction because I'm making them
12-28-2005: Beaten Prince of Persia: Sands of Time. And so, for fun:
We pause our story for a second to show you the events of an idiot who lived far, far away.
Somewhere in Persia, The Prince (who doesn't have a name...poor guy) was messing around with the dagger of time.
And then...the batteries fell out of the shiny dagger. Right then and there, there was a freaky glitch and the Prince fell through time and space.
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Chapter 21: Insert Title Here
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" Ok everyone quiet on the set!" Holly shouted.
The twenty first chapter of Anime Characters Do the Lord of the Rings was about to be filmed. Kato, sitting on the directors bean-bag chair, took out a megaphone.
" Ok chapter 21, take one" Holly shouted
" AND ACTI-"
Just then, there's a scream. It gets louder and louder until-
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Something crashed through the roof and landed right on Tsukasa.
" uwaph! (X.X)" Tsukasa groaned.
There was the Prince of Persia, alive and unfortunately in a place worse then hell. Think about it: Your in a room with 30-some anime characters, a couple of other video game characters, five muses and an authoress who's idol is TV's Adam West ( well I think the Family guy version of him is funny).
The Prince stood up, " I'm alive!" he said
Kato immediately ran up and choke hugged the poor Prince, " My current love!" Kato said in awe.
" She only likes you because you gradually rip your shirt off in Sands of Time" Holly whispered in the Princes ear.
" Shut up!" The Prince said and looked at his pants, " There's a rip in my pants"
And somewhere in the India, Farah was cheering for the fan service. Ah fan service, the sweetest words in the English language.
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Koga and his clan were looking at a map of Middle Earth.
"..." Koga was silent
" Well?" One of Koga's clansmen asked.
"...I can't read this...Maybe Kagome can!" Koga said
" Focus!" the clansmen said and continued, " We are here" he said while pointing to the map, " Kagome is here" he continued while pointing to Helms Deep.
" No doubt being annoyed by that bastard half-demon" Koga muttered
" Actually, since Kagome-san is playing as a guy it would be odd for Inuyasha-" The clansman began to say. But then Koga ran up to Kato and grabbed her by the collar.
" What-have-you-done-to-Kagome?" Koga asked.
" I haven't done anything...stupid wolf" Kato said, " Besides, Inuyasha is going to marry Kikyo at the end of the story as much as I hate to say it.
" Good" Koga said
" Don't you ever care about Gondor or Rohan?" Kato asked
" I only care about killing Naraku" Koga answered. Kato gave a sigh.
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Tsukasa and Karou are no longer bounded at the hands. They are surrounded by many men and wolf demons who are either preparing for battle or are apart of some pyramid scheme.
" You two look like Youma" Koga said while walking up.
" Hey I'm to cute to be a Youma!" Karou said. People oddly began to snicker at Karou's comment.
" I'm Tsukasa. This is Karou Kamiya" Tsukasa said, " Were from Shi-Town"
" Where's your friend?" Koga asked
" What friend?"
" The idiot who kept talking to himself" Koga said
" Oh!...That was Karou" Tsukasa explained and then whispered to Koga, " She's not quite right in the head!"
" Hey!" Karou shouted
" What brings you to my neck of the woods?" Koga asked
" well..." Tsukasa said and began to explain the entire story, but we'll fast forward through that part.
" You know Bear?" Koga said
" Um...tall guy, white hair...likes shiny things?" Tsukasa asked
" That's Yoko" Karou said
" I thought that was Inuyasha" Tsukasa commented
" No! He's mean!" Karou said, remember all of the bad things.
Koga took out a picture of him and Bear at the county fair. Tsukasa looked at it and suddenly, he remembered who Bear was.
" Oh! Good ol' Bear! Nice guy! Good ol' Bear!" Tsukasa said
" He died" Koga said, " and since you were friends you could tell me how it happened. He was my brother"
" Naw, I'd see you around The World" Tsukasa said reassuringly.
" Really we were brothers" Koga said
" Nope! Bear never mentioned you" Tsukasa said
" WE WERE BROTHERS YOU FRICKIN IDIOT!" Koga shouted
" Fine...then I get to be related to Kikyo" Tsukasa decided
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So Koga, Tsukasa and Karou were eating a meal prepared by Tohru. Then Aki walked by because the aroma of the food had tempted him.
" You know that guy?" Koga asked
" No.." Tsukasa and Karou said together. Lets face it, Aki wasn't a bad person, but sharing one of Tohru's meals was out of the question. Koga let out a sigh and snapped his fingers. Guards surrounded Aki and Tsukasa, arrows pointed at the two.
" What the devil?" Aki said
" Let's try this again" Koga said, " Do you know each other?"
The two looked at each other and-
" AKI!"
" TSUKASA-KUN"
They hug each other
" Haven't scene you since college" Tsukasa commented
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Back at Helms Deep, everyone was mourning the death of Inuyasha.
Well, Kuwabara was busy listening to Metallica. Cloud was polishing his sword . Hell, even Koenma was catching up on his reading.
" So the cow...jumps over the moon! It makes perfect sense!" Koenma said
" YOUR SUSPOSED TO BE MOURNING INUYASHA'S DEATH!" Kagome shouted.
Everyone looked at the enraged high school student and decided to humor her. They let out a fake cry of mourning for their fallen half-demon. Just then, Inuyasha did his dramatic entrance. That's right folks! Inuyasha is ALIVE. And their was much rejoicing.
" yay..." Everyone cheered dully.
" Save your cheering" Inuyasha said, " An army is coming to kill you all!"
Everyone let out a gasp of fear.
" Luckily for me I can run all the way back to Japan. So long suckers!" Inuyasha said
Then, as Inuyasha walked out, the sun went down and the night of the new moon began. You know what that means! Inuyasha went human.
" Oh you gotta be kidding me!" Inuyasha shouted to the heavens. And the heavens seemed to look down upon Inuyasha...and laugh at his sorry ass.
Any whom, enlistment for Helms Deep army began. Everyone who was able to fight was to sign up. Even Holly a stagehand was signing up for the fight.
" So do you have any weapons?" A man at the table asked Holly.
" Oh yes I do!" Holly said triumphantly and walked away laughing manically.
" I got out of the army because I brought my Xbox!" Ben said
" You sure did" Kato said, " C'mon Steven ya gotta take Ben's place in battle"
" Why?" Steven asked
" It's a level of Seniority issue" Kato, Holly and Ben said simultaneously.
" Your gonna be the Donut of this fanfiction" Kato said while nodding.
" -.- Do I have to?" Steven asked
" YES!" Kato whined, " We got you the pink armor and everything"
Steven walked off without saying a word. Kato looked over at Ben
" I brought the Xbox what more do you want?" Ben asked
" Never ask a woman that question" Holly said
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Bonus theatre-
" Finally!" Yoko shouted
" Hm? What's up?" Holly asked
" Kato ran out of space in her old notebook, that means the fanfiction's done" Yoko shouted
Holly gave Yoko a smirk and then shouted, " HEY KATO!"
" WHAT!"
" GET OVER HERE!" Holly shouted
Kato came out of her room, " hm?"
" Merry Christmas" Holly said and handed Kato a present.
Kato opened it to see a marble composition note book. Yessire bob! One hundred sheets/ Two hundred pages of pure authoress delight.
" Oh thank you Holly!" Kato squealed with joy and hugged the stagehand.
Yoko took out his death list and under Kato Shingetsu and Ben he wrote down Holly (not that they were on the top of the list)
" Hey Holly, you got a last name?" Yoko asked
"...NO!" Holly ran off crying
" You Bastard!" Kato said, " Holly's really sensitive about her personal life" Kato ran off to comfort Holly.
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In chapter 20 I accidentially used the phrase 'full moon' instead of 'new moon' in regards to Inuyasha. Please accept my apologies, I must not have been paying attention.
