Disclaimer: I, Kato Shingetsu, do not claim any ownership to the anime or video games that are present in this fanfiction. I, Kato Shingetu, do not claim any ownership to The Lord of the Rings. I, Kato Shingetsu, own the copyrights to Holly and Haru. Ben, Jimmy, and Steven are appearing for the purpose of entertainment only.
February 4th, 2006- This might be my last post for awhile. My grade in math isn't doing so well so I have to pick that up. You guys and gals have been great! And I am really, really thankful for all the love and support I have been getting for this fanfiction.
Finally I have to say good luck to fanfiction writer sjkatana with his own adaptation Anime Characters do the Lord of the Rings. He says his version is going to be action genre. I say mine in chocked full of Vitamin C! (XP). So, go read sjkatana's version.
Oh special note- I know somebody is going to freak out and get offended by this chapter...Well if you've read the story this far, you probably saw this coming.
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Chapter 24- Two Sacred Circles
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Now where were we.., OH YES! Sano was giving Shippo and Rini a piggy back ride through the old forest.
" The sooner I get rid of you kids, the sooner my spine heals" Sano grumbled.
Shippo kicked Sano in the back, " Mush Mortal!" Shippo shouted.
" Oh I got a good idea!" Rini said and jumped off of Sano. She ran south in order to lead Sano into a trap.
"COME BACK HERE YOU BRAT!" Sano shouted.
Rini transforms into Sailor Chibi Moon. This doesn't make Ri- Sorry, Sailor Chibi Moon run faster, I just thought she needed to shine.
" Meep meep!" Chibi Moon squeaked.
" WTF mate?" Kato said to Ben, who gave her a shoulder shrug.
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With (OMG) Tsukasa, Karou, Aki and Koga and co. The group was near a place called Osgilaith. But that really didn't matter to Koga. All he cared about was finding Kagome.
" Look at the burning town!" One of Koga's lackeys said.
" Is Kagome there!" Koga asked in a rage. God forbid she was there!
" No, she's at that Helms Deep place" the lackey said.
" Hmp!"
" I mean yes! Kagome is there! We should go find her so she isn't hurt!" The Lackey said mockingly.
It won Koga over. Because Koga shouted, " ONWARD!".
" But I am Le Tired.." Tsukasa groaned.
" I said onward wench!" Koga shouted at Tsukasa
" I'm a guy!" Tsukasa shouted.
" Whatever just move!" Koga shouted back and shoved Tsukasa foreword.
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" One time" Sano said to Shippo, " I was talking to Megumi and she kept looking at me with googly-eyes. I can't figure out why though"
" Fascinating.." Shippo said in a monotone voice.
Sano looked and saw Isengard's path of destruction. Half of the forest was burnt to the ground.
" You little pipsqueaks were right!" Sano shouted, " Beryl has gone way too far!"
Sano shouted to the heavens, " EVERYONE GET OVER HUR!"
So all of Sano's friend from the forest joined up and saw the distruction.
" All in favor in getting completely involved in this war and kicking some serious ass, say I!" Sano said.
Everyone said, " I!" and was pumped and ready to fight. One however said, "Nay" and was quickly beaten up.
So Sano and his homie'g's went into battle. Word to your mother-
" G-G-G-UNIT!" Kato shouted and gave the Westside sign.
" Poser..." Ben mumbled...he's one to talk cause he's got gold plates for his teeth.
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Tsukasa, Karou, Aki and Koga:
Everyone is preparing for battle. Tsukasa, however, was about to have a seizure.
" Aw jeez not again" Karou said. She tried to get Koga to let her and Tsukasa go.
" Listen Koga" Karou said, " Bear died because he made the same making mistakes your making"
"Oh?" Koga said with a raised eyebrow.
"Trust me, if you let us go, you'll find Kagome faster" Karou said.
Then for some reason, Tsukasa began to make the Grudge noise. And everyone flipped out.
" WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
But then Tsukasa cleared his throat.
" Sorry 'bout that! Itchy throat" Tsukasa said with a smile.
And then the Flying Furuba-Nazgul came to attack.
" MUWHAHA!" Akito let out an evil cackle, now was his/her time to shine. Great now we have two cross dressers in the fanfiction!
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Back at Helms Deep:
Koenma and some soldiers were bracing the door.
" Were gonna die! (u.u)" Koenma sobbed.
The group started to think they were doomed.
" Were doomed!" Kagome sobbed.
" You guys need to calm down!" Inuyasha said, " I got something that'll calm us all down"
And so Inuyasha in human form, Kuwabara, Kagome and Koenma sat in a circle. A sacred circle. And they did some Mary-Jane...hey I told you there'd be some drug use in this story. (A/N: If you've ever scene That 70's show, picture this scene as if you would a true Sacred Circle-k?)
Koenma gave a sharp inhale.
" Yeah..this calms me down.." Koenma said, " Now I just feel calm and...yeah calm"
" Man I am so glad I brought this stuff with me" Inuyasha said and munched on a muffin. Why? Because he had the munchies.
" You know what I've realized" Kuwabara said, " I've realized my hair is really, really orange! Like a carrot!...Hey maybe that's why people call me carrot top!"
Kagome was laughing her ass off and then went serious for one moment, " Seriously...people..Inuyasha..if Kikyo wasn't so keen on marrying you, I'd jump on you right now...Did I just say that out loud"
Inuyasha, by this time was back in half-demon form. " Yeah you did" Inuyasha said.
Kagome, Kuwabara and Koenma looked freaked out (Oo) and shouted, " D00d!"
" What" Inuyasha said,
" Your all...white" Kagome said, " Albino white..like Yoko. Cept you didn't ruin the Beatles"
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Speaking of Yoko. Aw let's face it! Yoko, Kurone, Yusuke, Sephiroth, Ben and Kato were having a Sacred Circle of their own.
Yoko nodded his head. " Yeah this calms me down...hey wait. What time is it?" Yoko asked, " Were supposed to be somewhere in two hours...but where?"
" My number one rule: Stay pure until 3 o'clock" Kurone said and checked his wrists, " 2 o'clock" he corrected and checked his wrists one more time, " I'm not wearing a watch" Kurone said and showed his bare wrists to everyone.
" Hey maybe we should stop doing this" Yusuke said, " I mean it's starting to effect my thi-..thinking...thinking think whatever! You know what I mean!"
" Hey I'm Yusuke" Sephiroth said, poorly imitating Yusuke, " I'm part demon but I'm friggen wussie"
" Hey I'm Sephiroth" Yusuke said, poorly imitating Sephiroth, " I use the same voice to imitate everyone!"
Yusuke then got punched in the arm by Sephiroth.
Ben and Kato were sharing a crate to sit on. Ben was snickering for some odd reason.
" I fucking hate you prairie dog" Kato grumbled.
" What'd Ben do?" Yoko asked the authoress.
Kato held up her hand, who was connected to Ben's hand because of super glue..
" Guys-guys-guys! Be serious for a second!" Ben said and tried to pull a straight face, " Ok...Guys, I'm omnipotent.."
Yoko had one of those WTF looks on his face. Next thing you knew, everyone cracked up at Ben's attempt to be serious. Sephiroth fell on the floor and was laughing like a hyena.
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So back to the Heartless, who were about to do a drug bust on Inuyasha and co. But the good news is Inuyasha was back in half-demon form.
" There's only one thing to do at a time like this" Koenma said.
" Ride out and die fighting" Inuyasha suggested.
" S-sure that works too" Koenma said. He was thinking of yet another Sacred Circle.
The Heartless busted in with a might roar. But everyone was ready. Inuyasha and Koenma led the charge. Still no Tetsuaiga for Inuyasha.
Outside, Yoko finally came back. True to his word. Yusuke and his drive-by gang appeared as well. The light shown brightly, all thanks to the drive-by gang's aura.
" Aw nuts.." The heartless army said simultaneously. And let me tell you something, when a small army of heartless say " Aw nuts..", you've got a pretty good chance of winning.
The battle changed for the better. The Heartless were driven out of the nearly destroyed Helms Deep.
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Sano and his buddies started his rampage. Sano sent a boulder flying into Beryl's tower. Beryl was getting her manicure done by Karasu.
" What the fritters?" Beryl said and looked outside. Sano and his buddies were killing Heartless left and right.
" What do we do!" Karasu said freaking out.
Beryl with a dull look, shoved Karasu off the tower to his bloody death. And there was much rejoicing.
Finally, Sano and his gang destroyed Beryl's industry. A dam was broken and a river flooded.
" Were not tall enough for this!" Sano shouted
Rin- Sorry Sailor Chibi Moon took out an inflatable raft and everyone got in and was saved.
" Aw nuts.." Beryl said.
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Tsukasa was under hypnosis. He walked up to Akito with the ring in his hand.
" Akitoooo" Tsukasa said to the black clad sadistic man. Tsukasa took out the ring.
" The ring!" Akito said, "If I could just get a little closer"
Unfortunately, Akito was on a flying beast of some sort and couldn't get any closer to Tsukasa.
Just as Tsukasa was about to put the ring on, Karou pushed Tsukasa out of the way. And the two fell down a flight of stairs. Akito let out a sigh and flew away.
Tsukasa was about to stab Karou for being a bitch. But Karou let out a sob.
" Tsu-...Tsukasa...I-" Karou said but couldn't continue.
" I can't do this anymore" Tsukasa said dropping his sword.
" We shouldn't even be here" Karou said, " But we are..."
" I miss my home!" Tsukasa said, " I miss my Lazy Sundays when you and I ate cupcakes and watched the Chroni-WHAT-cals of Narnia! Hell I even miss Yoko!"
" I know you miss your cupcakes!" Karou said all teary-eyed, " But this is what we are. We are anime! And we are doing this to make other people happy. Life goes on, and we obey it's laws!"
Koga heard Karou's pointless speech and decided to let the three go.
Remember? Aki/Mikage was there. And Mikage was pissed off.
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" I can't believe were still butchering this!" Yoko said.
" Buh-leave it!" Kagome said.
" I just want my Tstsuaiga back" Inuyasha said
" What did I do to deserve this?" Yusuke asked.
" I ask myself the same question" Koenma said.
" All of our hops now lie in a cross dresser and an ugly swordswoman" Yoko said.
" Were screwed.." Kuwabara said
" No..just hope the third part of the story isn't as pointless" Yoko said
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Kato fell back in her chair and let out a sigh, " There...and now the fun part begins. Ending the story that I've been working on for three years".
