Disclaimer: I, Kato Shingetsu, claim no ownership to the animes/videogames/LOTR's you see in this here fanficton. I own Holly and Haru. Ben, Jimmy, and Steven are appearing because they are my muses. The Ziggy H bomb isn't mine...

March 28, 2006- Whew! That was a long two months. I posting on ACLOTR's halted when I started my other story Virus. Since the first story is completed, I will finish ACLOTR's before I post Virus: Reproduction.

I had to take the SAT's today. When I got home, I played KH2. I cleared the Land of Dragons and I am now at Beasts' Castle.

Oh and before we start I have a poem for all of you: Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic! I am too!


Chapter 25: Bonus Theatre- The Month and a half long Hiatus. (a.k.a- WTF happened?)


Kato Ben and Jimmy are outside of a Try N' Save. Their mission you ask? TO GET KINGDOM HEARTS II! The II stands for 2 in Roman numerals. If you didn't know that, your a frickin' idiot! GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE!

" Kato" Ben said, " Your scaring the readers as usual"

" Sorry" Kato said, " I'm just really tired"

Kato for some odd reason, had her hair up in curling rolls.

It was 11:59 p.m. on March 28th, 2006. Jimmy was eagerly waiting for the story to open at midnight so he can get his copy. Ben however was getting very cold. So he poofed into Prairie Dog form and hopped into Kato's purse.

For some reason, Kato's purse reeked of a vanilla smelling perfume. Ben gagged-

" Why does your purse smell like French whore!" Ben managed to say before passing out in the purse.

Before Kato could give an answer to this question, the PA system turned on with a very special announcement-

" Attention Try N' Save customers. We have a limited number of Kingdom Hearts 2 copies...EVERYONE FOR HIMSELF!"

The doors slowly opened and everyone bolted inside for their precious copy of Kingdom Hearts II.

Jimmy dashed for the aisle that had Kingdom Hearts II, he'd been training for this day for about two years. Nothing would stop Jimmy! Not wind, nor rain, not even HELL ITSELF!

Speaking of Hell- Somewhere in the 5th ring of Hell.

Steven, the newest member of The Kato Shingetsu family...was currently in hell.

Why?...Because Steven died.

Why?...Because Steven messed with Sephiroth.

Wh- I-DON'T-KNOW-WHY!

So anyway, Steven was in a burger joint.

" Can I get a coke?" Steven asked the devil behind the desk.

" SOULS!" The devil said in response.

" Coke!" Steven corrected the devil.

" SOULS!" The devil shouted louder.

" COKE!" Steven yelled at the devil.

" Coke?...SOULS!" The devil shouted.

Steven gave a sigh. It seems Steven was going to have to go into berserk mode and kill the devil.

Annnnyway- back in the 'normal' world.

Jimmy made a jump for the boxes containing Kingdom Hearts II. But alas! Jimmy was knocked out of the air and trampled over by waves and waves of Bishoujo girls.

" NOOOOOO!" Jimmy shouted as he was trampled over, his video game snatched out of his hands.

Before Kato could be harmed, she ran off. For some reason, Kato wasn't as keen on getting her copy of Kingdom Hearts II.

Could it be that Kato Shingetsu wasn't a big fan of Kingdom Hearts II?

" Fuck no!" Kato said to the narrator, " I love Kingdom Hearts!.. I just happen to be smart!"

" I CAN'T BREATHEEE!" Ben shouted while popping his head out of the bag, gasping for air." So what'dja do?"

" I ordered Kingdom Hearts II online" Kato whispered into Ben's ear. This was valuable information because if someone knew where Kato lived, they could just steal it from her doorstep. And that would be a kick in the teeth.

Ben jumped out of the purse, poofed back into human form and brushed himself off.
" Stupid French Whore perfume!" Ben said.

" It's Lolita Lempicka!" Kato said dully.

Just then, Sora walked by and said, " Lolita Lempicka is French for 'French Whore'" Sora said.

Kato's eyes grew wide for many reasons. For one, Sora's voice and clothing changed, he looked a little bit more like a teenager (which Kato was happy for).

And Sora also just dissed Kato's beloved perfume. And that won't do..

Just then a group of Ben's fangirls came into the store. Ben gave a squeak and poofed back into Prairie Dog form. He hopped into Kato's bag, but hopped out a few seconds later.

" NO MORE FRENCH WHORE PERFUME!" Ben shouted.

Ben hopped into Sora's hair and was impaled by his spikes. Ben let out a scream of agony. Kato grabbed Ben and ran off while Sora was attacked by Ben's fangirls.

Jimmy finally spotted a copy of Kingdom Hearts II. He sprinted over, got his hand on the box.

Right at that moment, a gloved hand placed itself on the box as well.

" Hey man this is my copy!" Jimmy said, " Back off!"

Jimmy looked over and saw that the gloved hand belonged to Sephiroth.

" What do you think your doing?" Sephiroth growled at Jimmy.

Now, Jimmy is a smart boy...right?

No...Jimmy is really dense. So if Jimmy was to take on Sephiroth it's not because he's a great fighter. It's because Jimmy's foolish...very, very foolish.

Sephiroth drew his Masamune blade, and then his theme music HAD to start in the background.

Estuans interius

ira vehementi

Estuans interius

ira vehementi

Sephiroth

Sephiroth

"Aw crap..." Jimmy groaned, " Guess I have no choice"

Jimmy reached into his pockets and pulled out a small bomb that appeared to be sleeping.

" What is that?" Sephiroth asked with a raised eyebrow.

" Oh you'll see" Jimmy said and poked the bomb, " WAKE UP!"

The bomb woke up, blinked and looked at Sephiroth.

' Zeeky Boogy Doog!'

The Try N' Save went up in a mushroom cloud of epic proportions.

Kato, Jimmy, Ben, Sora and Sephiroth went flying through the air.

Five minutes later-

The five crash landed right in front of Kato's house. Luckily, They all landed on top of Sephiroth.

" GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!" Sephiroth shouted while pushing everyone off of him.

" I'm so abused.." Ben wailed in pain.

Everyone sat on the ground. Woe to them for they were unable to complete their mission! TO GET KINGDOM HEARTS II. Jimmy started to cry.

Just then, a truck drove up the road and stopped in front of the five.

" Package for Shingetsu, Kato?" The man said.

" I'll sign" Kato said.

Kato signed the paper, got her package, unwrapped it to reveal the current holy grail.

Kingdom Hearts II was in Kato's hands.

" BITCH'N!" Kato shouted.

Kato ran inside the house, followed by Ben and Jimmy.

LATER-

Jimmy was busy playing Kingdom Hearts II. Ben had passed out because of everyone's favorite French Whore smelling perfume (Lolita Lempicka).

And so, Kato had to do something of a devious nature.

THE NEXT MORNING!

Jimmy was STILL playing Kingdom Hearts. Kato came into the front room, hair now curly. And unfortunately, Ben had his hair in dreadlocks. Kato took a snapshot with her camera and Ben woke up.

" Naaa...I'm supposed to be somewhere else" Ben groaned. The he noticed Kato was snickering. " Wha-...What is it?"

" Nothing, nothing man!" Kato said trying to pull a straight face, " Everything's cool otouto-chan!"

" Oooook" Ben said and then walked into the bathroom.

" 3...2..1" Kato grumbled.

" YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Ben ran out and charged at Kato, " WHY DID YOU PUT MY HAIR INTO DREADLOCKS?"

" You dissed the Lolita Lempicka" Kato said calmly.

" I look like a freak!" Ben said.

" Dude...your already a freak" Jimmy said, not taking his eyes off the video game.

" Hey you look cool with dreadlocks" Holly said while walking in. She let out a yawn.

" Really?" Ben asked. Holly gave a nod.

" Umm...ok then" Ben said and flopped back onto the couch. Kato, Holly and somehow Sora joined him. " So...sacred circle anyone?"

" YEAH!"

And so- That's what happened for the month that ACLOTR's wasn't in the works...

...Oh yeah. And somewhere in there, Virus was posted...can't remember where though.


Next time on ACLOTR's:

The story resumes it's 'normal' course. And! A bet is made on who can get Holly as a girlfriend. This isn't only story based, you the fans get to place bets too!

Will explain next chapter- peace out! (plays with curly hair and giggles " THE CURLS!")