Disclaimer: I, Kato Shingetsu, claim no ownership to any of the anime/Videogames/ lotr's in this story. Ben, Jimmy, and Steven appear for the purpose of entertainment...so don't hate them. Holly and Haru are owned by me.
April 8th, 2006- Holy shnaps! I'm surprised I've kept up with my new years resolution this long (a chapter a week with my stories). Virus has kept me busy, but now I can finish AC.
Chapter 26- Yet another Shindig
The third installment of Anime Charaters do the Lord of the Rings will open with a song written by Kato Shingetsu.
This is the thiiiiirrrrd moooovieeeee
The Third Moooooviieeee...
If you read this far you already knoooooow
What's been going ooooonnnnn!
But for those who haven't
Here's a reeeeeecaaaaap:
Oh! Tsukasa got's a ring and he has to go on a quest
Destroy the one ring in his/her Sunday best
Teamed up with a bunch of anime
Kato's been working on this since her holiday
It's the third movie, third movie!
I'm coming up with this off the top of my head
Once upon a time I slept in a bed!
Now we had a big battle scene
Big laughs, and a scream.
Ohhhh Sacred circle, fighting sequence
Anti-Kato Shingetsu club is behind the fence
Now I must close this song,
Please enjoy the last mooooovieeeeeeee!
Don't hurt me...
" That was seriously fucked up" Steven said to Kato. Kato shrugged her shoulders.
" But I could do" Kato said.
Anyway once upon a time there were these twins named Aki and Aya.
The two were in a boat fishing in a river. Now Aya had never fished before, so Aki found it super freaky when Aya caught a giant fish...
Or what they though was a giant fish...
Aya fell off the boat and found the ring at the bottom of the river. Aya swam to shore and saw Aki waiting for her. Aki saw the ring...and alas- Mikage was born.
" Gimme the ring..it's my birthday Aya!" Aki said
" Uhhh were twins..it's my birthday too!" Aya said with a smile.
Aki went berserk and killed Aya- All for a silly gold ring
" WAKIE WAKIE EGGS AND BAKIE!"
Aki woke up Tsukasa and Karou by shouting in their ears. It was time to get up and travel on foot. Y'know, walking bare foot to a giant volcano- it's all in a days work.
But no one really cares about that...We all care more about the bishounen/bishojo who are traveling in the woods. I'm talking about Yoko, Kagome, Inuyasha and a bunch of other people that don't count as bishies.
" I'm sure she forgot to put my name down" Kuwabara said proudly.
Kato began to snicker.
For some reason, the group ran into Aki, Tsukasa and Karou. Before Tsukasa could see Yoko, she was blindfolded by Aki.
" What's up?" Kagome asked the three.
" Nothing much..." Karou said dully.
" Uh...you know Aki's evil, right?" Yoko asked Karou.
" Oh yeah" Karou said, " It didn't take me long to realize that one.."
" Ok then...were done here" Yoko said.
The two parties went their separate ways and Tsukasa was un blindfolded.
" I thought I heard Yoko's voice..and saw him for a brief moment.." Tsukasa said in a daze.
" No you didn't!" Karou said
" But..something tells me Yoko is still alive" Tsukasa said
" I AM ALIVE YOU FOOL!" someone shouted in the distance.
Anyway the more important bishie group went to Isenguard...or Izu...OR WHATEVER!
Shippo, Rini and Sano were playing poker on the wall.
" Royal Flush!" Rini shouted showing her hand, " I win again!"
Shippo and Sano let out a groan, that was the seventh time Rini won.
The company walked in, seeing Shippo and Rini alive was great to see. Inuyasha just had to give Shippo a bop on the head for joy.
" Beryl's gone recluse" Sano said to Yoko.
Shippo looked down to see a small orb floating in the water. How did it get there you ask?
Well...(in on gasp of air) Dante from Devil May Cry stole the Palentier and ran down the tower. He felt the ecstasy of doing a crazy stunt when then, Dante pushed off the tower wall..
And then Dante was eaten by a giant flying whale. The Orb fell into the water.
So naturally everyone gave the orb to Yoko. Sure Yoko was a thief and couldn't be trusted by anyone... But hey! He wouldn't sell out the group!
Would he?
" Now we party!" Koenma said
Oh the party was fun! Everyone knows that getting piss drunk and dancing on tables in always fun at a victory party.
But alas! Everyone ended up passing out on the floor because of the heavy drinking. Save Yusuke because he's got a strong alcohol tolerance.
