Disclaimer: I wish I owned some Sea-Salt Ice cream, but I don't. I don't own the lord of the rings, any anime, or videogames stated within this fanfiction. I own Holly and Haru. Ben, Steven and Jimmy are appearing because they are my muses.

April 15th, 2006- I have Kingdom Hearts 2 fever. I've been playing it since it came out. I love the song Sanctuary sooo much!

Chapter 27: Everyone's got the flu...

Kato was sitting at her work table. A fan that had a bowl of ice in front of it was cooling Kato as she wrote her fanfictions. But alas! It was still too hot for her.

" Time for a break" Kato said as Ben walked in. Unfortunately, the poor prairie-dog youkai had the flu.

" Xx...sniffle..." Ben said and groaned, " I need Cure III...or something with Vitamin C"

" Aww poor Otouto-chan!" Kato said and clapped her hands twice, " Nurse Holly!"

" I don't nee-" Ben began to say.

Just then, Holly walked in dressed in a skimpy nurses outfit.

" I'm here!" Holly said with a smile and clipboard in hand.

" O.o...um.. I'm sick" Ben said, thinking this wouldn't be so bad after all.

" UHH I'm sick too!" Jimmy said joining in, " AUGH THE PAIN OF IT ALL!"

" Ok Jimmy you'll be taken care of by Haru" Holly said

Haru is pushed out and is wearing a pink nurses dress.

" I hate yooou!" Haru shouted to Holly.

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Tsukasa and Karou are sleeping, dreaming about what every 17-18 year old girl dreams about.

Sora from Kingdom Hearts 2 stripping-

Everyone stopped and gave Kato a weird look.

" Whaa?" Kato whined and looked around.

Aki is mumbling in his sleeping about 'Kill Tsukasa and Karou' and ' Riku is such a hottie'. So Aki woke up and was now having a schizophrenic conversation.

" We need a hit man and fast!" Aki said.

" Patience Aki" Mikage said, " I know just the one.."

" Who?" Aki asked

" Let's just say she's merciless" Mikage said.

" Barbie?" Aki said.

" No!" Mikage said.

" The Powerpuff Girls!" Aki said with glee.

" HELL NO!" Mikage shouted.

" Organization XIII?" Aki shouted.

" NOOOO!"

Speaking of Organization XIII-

Nurse Holly was giving Ben a cup of hot tea when all of a sudden-

Demyx snuck up behind Holly and had to lift up the back of her skirt.

" I likey I like!" Demyx said with that perverted grin on his face (a/n- c'mon people Demyx is such a perv!)

Nurse Holly let out a growl and turned demonic.

CRACK-BAM-BAM-CRACK-CRACK-CRACK!

" YAHHHHHIIIIEEEEEEEEE!"

Demyx ended up in a body cast and was lying in a bed across from Jimmy.

" So..." Jimmy asked, " what color were her panties?"

"..Gimmie that dinner roll and I'll tell you" Demyx said.

" Deal"

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Meanwhile, Steven was running around.

" OUTTA THE WAY!" Steven shouted.

People jumped out of the way in fear that Steven was going to taser them or something, " Oi Kato!"

" Na?" Kato said in a half daze.

" I just noticed something" Steven said.

" That your not a robot?" Kato asked.

"...no...We don't have a person for Aki's said assassin" Steven said.

" Oh don't worry about that!" Kato said, " I got the biggest bad guy down for the part"

" Sephiroth?" Steven asked

" Out with the flu..." Kato said

Sephiroth gave the thumbs up because he was being taken care of by none other then Nurse Holly.

" Sir Auron?" Steven asked.

" Busy building a house of cards..." Kato said and then whispered the name of the assassin in Steven's ear.

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Inuyasha and Kagome were on lookout outside.

But inside- it happened.

Shippo decided to try and steal the orb thingy from Yoko.

Well for the first...oh wait second time in his life, Yoko was caught off guard and Shippo was able to steal the orb thingy.

" To make a call please say the name of person" the orb thingy said.

" Ohhhh...ahh...Jack Sparrow!" Shippo decided on the delirious pirate.

" Calling Sesshomaru!" the orb thingy said...boy that's one messed up orb thingy.

And then Shippo saw hell in the form of a dog demon.

"What's going on mates?" Jack Sparrow said and took a swig of his rum.

" Hey this is my time pirate!" Sesshomaru shouted.

" Ohhhh..V.V" Jack said and walked off.

" AHH IT'S SESSHOMARU!"

Everyone woke up and ran around like a chicken with their head cut off.

Save Yoko, who quickly covered the orb thingy with a blanket.

Shippo was knocked out but then revived thanks to Yoko.

" I saw a spikey haired demon...he was all possessed!" Shippo wailed.

" Nice going Shippo" Yoko mumbled, " Now we have to split up again!...But at least we get to go visit Hiei"

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