Disclaimer: I'm getting tired of writing this! I don't own the anime/ videogames/ LOTR's. Ben, Jimmy and Steven are appearing out of the goodness of their hearts ( Except Jimmy...we think he's a heartless). Holly and Haru are owned by me.

April 21st, 2006- I'm dead...X.x...(is cured) ok folks..I'm a bit burned out today so let's all get some coffee m'k?

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Chapter 28- Lots of angry non-anime characters throw a tantrumeatchicken

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Speaking of the sixth ring of hell.

Kikyo and her posse were walking on a road. They were all kicked out of Kenshin's home for possession of shrooms. The lesson?- Don't do shrooms kiddies!

While walking to the bus that will take them to rehab, Kikyo started to go on a trip of her own. Kikyo saw Kagome getting married to Inuyasha. Which is completely wrong seeing how Kagome is playing as Legolas...But as we all know, Kato is for the KagomeXInuyasha pairing. Sorry folks- But a corpse is a corpse, no matter how much you love it.

Kikyo ditched the rehab group and went back to Kenshin's. Her new mission was to stop the wedding from happening.

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" I told you to go to rehab!" Kenshin shouted to Kikyo.

Kikyo was about to protest, but she was pushed out of the way and over a railing by Kato.

" Ahnn nobody cares about you" Kato said, " Besides it's time I did my authoress intervention"

" You've been doing that since the story started" Sephiroth commented

" Oh go f-ck Aerith" Kato said, she was very irritated for some reason.

Everyone's eyes went wide when Kato said her last comment. Hell even Sephiroth was at a loss for words. Kato went up to Kenshin and whispered something in his ear.

"-green jelly beans, alright?" Kato said.

" It will be done, that it will" Kenshin said

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Kenshin gave Toto-sai the shards of Tetsuaiga.

" We want you to re-forge Tetsuaiga" Kenshin said to Toto-sai.

Toto-sai looked at the base and shards, it looked like a tough job.

" Were going to need another binding agent" Toto-sai said.

" SAY NO MORE!" Kenshin said with a grin.

Kenshin took out a pair of pliers from his pockets and walked off stage. What they needed was a tooth to rebind Tetsuaiga into a swords again.

Unfortunately, Kenshin picked the wrong person to donate a tooth. Kenshin "accidentally" grabbed Ben and pulled out one of his teeth. The poor guy was brushing his teeth when this happened.

" AHHHH WHY GOD! WHY ME?" Ben shouted

" We need you tooth to rebuild your blade" Kenshin explained.

" IS MY NAME INUYASHA?" Ben shouted and then pointed to his name tag. It read ' Hello my name is Th3 3vil 0v3r10rD'.

Luckily for Ben, Holly walked in and healed him using an Elixer. Those Elixers are always so gosh darn cool...and colorful...

...and flashy...

Anyway, Kenshin walked off to find Inuyasha.

Second times a charm?

Well Kenshin ended up using the pliers on Ansem...the heartless Ansem, not Ansem the Wise.

" WHAT THE FUCKS YOUR PROBLEM?"

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Meanwhile-

Yoko was taking Shippo to the Minas Tirith place. Because the authoress didn't want to spend a lot of money on renting a giant castle, she just stole The World That Never Was ( from Kingdom Hearts II) and spray painted it white.

Rather then taking 15 freaking hours to go through all 7 doors- the two just teleported to the main castle. Kato would have protested, but she was too busy glomping Axel.

" My current love!" Kato cooed.

" Get this thing off of meee" Axel said, " Help me Roxas!"

Alas! Roxas was too busy being Emo with Riku and Sora.

Anyway.

" I can't believe Hiei was pulled into this fanfiction too" Yoko said.

Shippo was silent.

" Hard to believe he's possessed" Yoko said.

Shippo is still silent.

"...Aren't you supposed to say something?" Yoko asked the smaller Kitsune.

" I thought I was supposed to keep my mouth shut" Shippo said

" Oh right. Shut up then" Yoko said, " Don't tell Hiei anything about Bear, the Ring, this fanficiton, nothing"

" ...What about him being Yukina's brother?" Shippo asked.

"...That's actually ok" Yoko said.

The two kitsune's walked into the hall to see Hiei sitting on a futon. Hiei was eating sweet snow.

" Hiei how's the job going?" Yoko asked.

" I hate being here" Hiei said, " Everyone's all effin crack happy. I liked it when the nobodies where around"

" Oh and I heard someone died" Hiei said after taking another bite out of his sweet snow

" Really? How tragic" Yoko said

" Yeah..." Hiei said.

" Bear! Your son died you moron!" Shippo shouted.

" Shippo!"

" I'll fight in place of Bear!" Shippo said.

Yoko flipped Shippo out of the way with his staff, " Not now! We've got work to do"

" I'm not working with some half breed!" Hiei said.

" Oh...you know about Inuyasha" Yoko said, " Well my covers blown...We'll try again later..."

And somewhere in the sixth ring of hell, an authoress was still glomping Axel.

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