Disclaimer: I do not own any of the anime or video game characters you see in this fanficiton. I also do not own the Lord of the Rings. Same goes for the family guy movie. Holly and Haru are mine. Ben, Jimmy and Steven are muses.
April 29, 2006- I got Advent Children today! It was great to watch. Anyway I've got some news- SJKatana says he's finished the first chapter to his vision of Anime Characters Do the Lord of the Rings and I wish to congratulate him...YOU GO HONEY!
Chapter 29- Sephiroth goes on a tangent...yet again...
Tsukasa, Karou and Aki were outside eating lunch. They were resting right outside of Akito's fort. Just then, Akito came out with his entire army. The entire army didn't even pay attention to Tsukasa, Karou and Aki boozing it up. The army just walk by, not noticing.
So the three continued on their journey to destroy the ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL.
Meanwhile, Yoko was leading Shippo around The White City (a. k. a. Twilight Town). Yoko gave Shippo a small, but important mission.
" So pick up my dry cleaning and some lunch for me, ok?" Yoko said to the smaller Kitsune.
" Why should I?" Shippo mumbled.
" Because I'm older and bigger then you" Yoko said.
" Don't forget more albino" Sephiroth said as he walked by.
" Not as pale as you!" Yoko said to Sephiroth.
Sephiroth gave a sigh and began to go on a tangent.
" One day when you people least expect it, I will become a god amongst you pathetic humans. I will use this planet as a vessel to sail into the depths of darkness-"
While Sephiroth was going off on his tangent, Jimmy walked up behind Sephiroth. Jimmy held up his right index finger, then his left index finger. With one swift swing, Jimmy knocked his two fingers together and quickly stuck up his middle and index finger on his right hand, taking down his left index finger. (Creating the same Jesus magic show as seen in The Family Guy Movie)
Sephiroth got so mad at Jimmy that he turned around and swiftly cut off Jimmy's hand.
" AHHHHHHHHH!" Jimmy screeched, " WTF YOU CUT OFF MY HAND YOU BASTARD!"
Nurse Holly ran in and assessed the situation.
" You cut off Jimmy's hand!" Holly asked Sephiroth.
" Umm...no I didn't" Sephiroth said, hiding his 7 foot long sword behind his back.
" How stupid do you take me for?" Holly said to Sephiroth.
" No, no, no! Your a smart girl!" Sephiroth said with a grin, " Let's talk about this little trifle over lunch"
"...Ok!" Nurse Holly said to Sephiroth.
The two walked off to lunch and Jimmy keeled over because of blood loss.
Shippo was busy walking around Twilight Town...wait hold that thought-
Kato stops writing and chows down on a slice of pie.
" YUMMY!" Kato managed to say.
" Your stopping the story just so you can eat pie?" Ben asked Kato.
" Not just any pie" Kato said to Ben, " Peace pie..."
" Ooo can I have a slice?" Axel asked.
Kato gave Axel a nod. So the three enjoyed a piece of pie.
Where were we...OH YEAH! Shippo was busy playing errand boy for Yoko. He saw some guys guarding a beacon and decided to play a prank.
" You see the struggle round last night?" one guard asked the other.
Just then, a giant pink ball popped right in front of them. The pink ball screamed, " RAWWWWWRRRRR!" and the guards ran off.
Shippo played pyromaniac and lit the beacon with Fox Fire. This made a chain reaction of beacon's being lit by random anime characters and such. Finally a beacon light reached Inuyasha's eye sight.
Inuyasha just sat there for a few moments. Then a stagehand ran up to Inuyasha and whispered something in his ear.
"...Really?" Inuyasha asked. The stagehand gave a nod and Inuyasha ran up into the small castle.
" THEBEACONTHINGYSLIT!" Inuyasha shouted.
" What?" Kagome asked, " Bacon?"
" No the becaon" Inuyasha said to the group, " It's like a huge fire pit"
" Oh that" Koenma said, "...fine we'll go to Twilight Town"
By the time the beacons are lit, the small island near Twilight Town is over run by Heartless. All of the soldiers, including Koga begin to retreat
So the darkness began to spread really quickly. Yoko was about to go out and pull off this really cool Holy Light special effect to chase away the Darkness.
But then Sora (pauses), Donald (pauses), and Goofy come in and take on the army.
" Hey it's Sora...Donald...Goofy" Cloud said.
" What's with the pausing?" Steven asked.
" It's...one of the flaws in...the voiceover" Aerith said slowly.
So Sora...Donald...and Goofy fought off the small army of heartless. All the while a choir is singing it's song as the darkness recedes.
"...I could have done that" Yoko grumbled.
