Disclaimer for dummies: Don't own, don't sue. Holly and Haru are mine. Ben, Jimmy and Steven are muses.

5-20-2006: Kato's been neglecting the story because she is freaking out about school. But Kato will pass junior year so help her God!...Kato likes talking in third person.

Anyway on with the fic-

Chapter 30: Shippo's interrupted monologue

" What's a monologue?" Cloud asked

Sephiroth rolled his eyes. Nobody was ever going to tell the puppet what a monologue was. And he'll probably never be able to find out.

" Ok time to get back to work!" Kato said as she checked the DVD's chapter to see where she was in the story. Kato was only on chapter 18 of 60, this made Kato cry.

" Aww don't cry Kato" Ben said, " Dirge of Cerberus should be here soon"

" What have I gotten myself into!" Kato said. Ben gave her a shoulder shrug.

" Why not end it n-" Ben began to say.

But Kato (for some reason) went demonic and grew to 20 feet tall.

" DoN't YoU dArE fInIsH tHaT sEnTeNaNcE!" Kato scowled.

" (O.O) HOLY CRAP!" Ben shouted and got the hell out of the room. Sorry folks but a demonic Kato is a dangerous Kato.

Anyway, Akito was busy giving out orders to his...her evil army.

" I want that city destroyed by tea time!" Akito shouted to hi-...her dark army.

" Yes Misses Sohma..." The army said dully.

Just then Tohru came into the camp to serve everyone onigiri. But Akito, being the bitch that she is, innocently nudged Tohru off of the Cliffside.

" AHHHHHHHHHHH...desu!" screamed Tohru.

" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Yuki and Kyo.

Koga was going to gasp for air before he said something, but Hiei interrupted him.

" I hate you..." he said

Koga frowned and walked off.

" Awwww" Shippo said, feeling sorry for Koga.

Meanwhile, Tsukasa, Karou and Aki were busy snoozing on a ledge. Yeah because that's what you do, you sleep on a ledge that's over jagged rocks. Realllllly smart kiddies!

Tsukasa was dreaming about a never ending bowl of candy. Karou dreamt that she was dancing with a sake bottle.

Aki...let's face it, Aki wasn't dreaming, he was scheming!

Aki slowly out of his sleeping bag and crept over to Karou. " God what a pig" he whispered. Karou mumbled something in her sleep that sounded like, " Yorgismorgie".

Anyway Aki took Karou's knapsack and dumped out all over the food and threw it over the ledge. The food crumbled because of the jags. Aki only kept a lollipop that he put in Karou' hair. Not only to frame Karou..but to mess up her hair as well

" TSUKASA-SAN!" Aki shouted, " TSUKASA-SAN WAKE UP!"

Tsukasa woke up with a yelp, " What is it?" she asked.

" Karou ate all the food!" Aki said, showing her the empty knapsack.

Karou woke up in a daze, " Morning..iz it time to eat?" she said with a yawn.

" Looks like you already did busu!" Aki scowled while pointing to the lollipop in Karou's hair.

" What!" Karou said while pulling the lollipop out of her hair, causing some major pain.

"I think she should leave" Aki said.

" I...I concur..." Tsukasa said, " Karou...go home..."

" What...you can't expect me to leave you with this monster" Karou said.

" Aki is not a monster!" Tsukasa shouted, " Unlike you he actually knows what I'm going through! Please...leave"

Karou slowly walked away while Aki led Tsukasa up the path.

Shippo was busy trying to entertain Hiei with his song monologue. Unfortunately, Kato accidentally jabbed herself with her pencil.

" AHHHHHH! LEAD POISONING!" Kato shouted.

" HA-HA!" Ben laughed (a'la Nelson).

Kato's eyes began to swirl as she hyperventilated.

" WILL YOU SHUT UP!" Shippo shouted at Kato. Kato fell over sick.

" This is beginning to get pathetic..." Jimmy grumbled.

" Tell me about it" Yoko said.