Disclaimer: I do not own the Lord of the Rings, any anime or video games you see in this fanficton are owned by respective creators. Holly and Haru were created by me. Ben, Jimmy and Steven are my muses.

Chapter 32- Kato's Sad

We left off with a giant army about to lay siege on Twilight Town.

Kato is sad because she had the (TT) facial expression.

The heartless army had to have their very own kick ass dumb solo. The gates quickly opened for one severely wounded solider- Koga. See, Koga thought he saw Kagome on top of the mountain...so he ran head first into battle.

That's what happens when you trust mirages.

Of course Hiei spazzed out, he thought Koga was dead.

Koga was only seriously wounded. A few days rest and Koga would be back on his feet.

But Hiei decided to skip that part and went straight for the cremating process.

Now Riku was once again General of the Dark Army. He decided to ease the town by catapulting something to them.

It ended up being cookies. That's right folks it was raining cookies in Twilight Town.

Ben ran out, " YAY IT'S RAINING COOKIES!" he shouted and grabbed one to munch on. Shippo had a happy look on his face (.) while Kato was still moping around (TT).

Anyway Hiei was busy weep-

Hiei gave the narrator a death glare.

Sorry, cry-

Hiei still gave the narrator a death glare.

Sob-

" I. Don't. Cry" Hiei said to the narrator.

" Fine, Lamenting then?"

"...No" Hiei said.

" To bad!"

Hiei began to shout about how it was the end of the world and everyone doomedn. But then Yoko came and bashed him in the head.

" Sorry" Yoko muttered to Hiei.

Now Yoko was in charge of the army (yay).

Steven gave use of his trebuchet to the army. (a/n: No really! Steven has a trebuchet!)

A rock came flying at Riku, who merely side stepped the rock.

" I'm too sexy to die" Riku said with a smirk.

Finally- The Flying Furuba Nazgul returned. Akito, Uo, Kagura, Momiji, Kyo, Shigure, Hana and Ayame attacked Twilight Town.

Yoko counted the number of Nazgul in the sky, " Wait...they're missing one" Yoko said.

" Yeah I killed Tohru" Akito said.

" YOU BASTARD!" Uo, Kagura, Momiji, Kyo, Shigure, Hana, Ayame, Ben, Yoko and Shippo shouted at Akito. Tohru was such a sweet girl, she didn't deserve to 'die'.

" Technically I'm a bitch!" Akito said.

Kato was still moping (TT).

Now we all know that Yoko's an experience fighter. But Shippo still got to save Yoko from a small Heartless.

So yay.

Insert more kick as drum solo.

Oh and the Dark Army had a flaming battering ram.

Meanwhile- Tsukasa was being led to Mt. Doom by Aki. Nawww she was just being led to her doom.

Aki pointed to the creepy tunnel, " Go down that way!" he said sweetly.

" T.T ok.." Tsukasa said sadly.

Kato (TT)

So Tsukasa went in- poor gullible Tsukasa. And who should appear out of nowhere but Mukuro.

" Hi...let's be friends" Tsukasa said.

Mukuro gave Tsukasa an evil death glare.

Karou was traveling down the hill when she heard Tsukasa scream for her life.

" Tsukasa-san!...I have to help her!"

Tsukasa remembered Aerith's last words of wisdom.

" Always remember to rip your hairstylists!"

This didn't help Tsukasa for the time being. So Tsukasa continued to run until she was caught in some sticky, spider-web like material.

I'm gonna say it's a giant spider web.

Aki came in and began to sing some country western song.

" Country western's gay!" Tsukasa shouted.

Tsukasa got so enraged at Aki singing that he was able to cut through her bonds and she went after Aki. But Aki jumped on Tsukasa and was grabbing for the ring, of course to some people it looked a bit different.

" AHHH DATE RAPE!" Tsukasa shouted at the top of her lungs.

Tsukasa kicked Aki over a ledge, we won't be seeing him for a while. Tsukasa stood up and was all alone.

Then...she heard a voice. She thought it was Aerith what with the long hair...

But it turned out to be Sephiroth.

" Aerith isn't here right now, so please leave your name, number and a brief message after the beep" Sephiroth said and imitated a beep.

" Never mind" Tsukasa said and stepped out of the LSD trance.

" Ok...I'm gonna make it after all!" Tsukasa said

Just then Mukuro came up behind Tsukasa and stabbed her.

" Or not.." Tsukasa mumbled and fell over.