Disclaimer: I do not own the copyrights to The Lord of the Rings or any anime or video game you see in this fanfiction. Holly Slyvina and Haru were created by me (Kato Shingetsu) for entertainment purposes only. Ben, Jimmy and Steven are the muses.

June 3rd, 2006- When I look back at how this project began...gawd I was sooo fat (270 lbs). Now in my senior year I am 198 lbs...I am trying to get down to 160-150 lbs by the time I go home. Let's see I've lost a lot of weight and my face has cleared up on the count of I rarely drink soda anymore. I do exercise almost everyday...BUT I LOOOOOVE CANDY! XP.

Anyway on with the fanfiction.

Chapter 34: Inuyasha vs Sesshomaru (finally)

Some boat pull up outside of Twilight Towns port and out pop Inuyasha, Kagome and Kuwabara with Sora and his ghost army.

" Sorry were late" Sora said, " Now let's go kill some heartless!"

" Actually were all finished here" Yusuke commented

" What?" Inuyasha said.

" Yup. The dark army retreated!" Shippo said.

" But we bought a giant ghost army"

" You should have taken a train" Yoko said to the three

" But I don't get to do another ninja-elf stunt!" Kagome whined.

" Oh well.." Shippo said.

" I'm still not dead" Koenma commented while lying on the ground.

Just then, Sora noticed something. The 4,000 specters that were supposed to obey him were leaving.

" Hey where are you guys going?" Sora shouted.

" Jobs over" one of the specters said, " Were going to the Netherworld"

" Yeah...Hades instituted that everyday Saturday of the week would be Fiesta Day in the cafeteria" another specter say

" You care more about tacos then your King?" Sora asked.

" TACOS!" The specter army shouted triumphantly and faded back to hell.

Sora gave a sniffle, " I wanted a taco" he said quietly and turned to the group, " My army left me, can I stick around?"

" Sure!" Kagome said with a smile. Good ol' Kagome, she always decides things for the group with the others consent.

Anyway, Shippo had walked off to look at all the carnage that everyone had caused. And then Shippo tripped over Rini's hand. Both shouted a small yelp of pain.

" Rini!" Shipoo said.

" Shippo" Rini said

" YOUR ALIVE!" the both sighed and sobbed in each others arms.

Anyway Tsukasa woke up in a dark room to see that she was alone...and the ring was missing.

That's a double whammy right there.

" Edwina..." Tsukasa said with tears in her eyes. Edwina always listened to Tsukasa's pathetic problems. But now Edwina was gone- GONE I tell you.

But then a ray of light occurred. Karou snuck into the fortress where Tsukasa was being held captive and defeated all of the Heartless using her father's sword technique- Kamiya Kashin-Ryu...The sword that gives life.

I know it may seemed a bit farfetched but if you think about it, it's not.

Heartless being defeated by a Sword the give Life...it happened.

Karou tried to kick down the door that led to Tsukasa's prison cell, but got her foot caught in the door. So she jerked her foot out and this time...used the door knob.

" Karou?" Tsukasa said.

" Tsukasa are you alright?" Karou asked.

But then the two heard a 'Meeeep' noise. Edwina meeped in excitement that her bitc- I mean master was near. Ever gave a O.O facial expression.

" Holy shit the ring just squeaked!" Kato shouted

" Gimme my ring!" Tsukasa commanded her friend.

"...ok.." Karou said in a meek tone.

" Precious Edwina...", Tsukasa cooed as she put the ring necklace on.

So the two walked through Sesshomaru's territory in some heartless solider clothing. For some reason, Karou had to hum the Hallow Bastion battle theme (Scherzo di Notte).

" I love this show" Kato cooed with a smile on her face.

Anyway back in the now fixed up Twilight Town. We join Inuyasha, Yoko, Rini, Shippo, and Kagome. They were playing Rich Man, Poor Man while Kuwabara was STILL trying to write a letter to Yukina. (-.-..)

" Were gonna have to fight Sesshomaru now while he's recovering" Yoko commented.

Inuyasha nodded and put down four aces, " I'll distract him..."

And so everyone from Twilight Town suit up and went for Sesshomaru's territory.

And Sesshomaru bought the bait. The Heartless went towards the gate while Tsukasa and Karou went towards the volcano. Everyone lined up in front of the gate and Inuyasha bashed on the door.

" Sesshomaru! It's time to end this pathetic fanfiction!" Inuyasha shouted

The large doors creaked opened to show ten thousand plus heartless of all shapes and sizes. Sesshomaru was a bit preoccupied with something he thought he saw. Alas! It was only Tsukasa doing a little floaty dance.

Sesshomaru and his Heartless demons.

Inuyasha and the 'human' army.

This my friends was the ultimate battle.

" This is the ultimate battle of ultimate destiny!" Steven began to sing.

" Do shut up" Kato said to Steven.

Inuyasha (as soon to be king) got to have his important monologue about fighting to the death and honor and glory.

" I KNOW WHAT A MONOLOGUE IS NOW!" Cloud shouted with glee.

And everyone gasped because Cloud now knew what a monologue was.

" A monologue is where one person gets to have his or her very own speech!" Cloud said with a smile/

" Right so shut up!" Inuyasha said and continued his speech, " -Swordsmen and Samurai, dead and living...WE MUST FIGHT ON! THIS DAY WE TAKE BACK SUNDAY!"

" Huh?" Everyone asked.

" Just smile and nod" Inuyasha said to the army

So everyone smiled and nodded.

" CHARGE!"

Sesshomaru and Inuyasha charged at each other and their swords clashed.

Tsukasa just wanted to have a bit of rest. But alas! Karou picked up Tsukasa in an attempt to make the story go faster.

" Put me down!" Tsukasa demanded.

" Never!" Karou shouted.

As Karou carried Tsukasa, who should rear his ugly head but Aki/Mikage. Mikage bit Karou's shoulder and left Tsukasa to run into the volcanoes only room.

And then it had to happen-

Tsukasa had to go into a kick ass anti-form. It was like Sora's anti form only not a good time to turn into an evil heartless.

" Edwina is mine!" she said and put the ring on.

" Nani?" Sesshomaru said, " GO FIND MY RING NOW!"

" You fool..." Yoko thought as he knew what happened. Tsukasa had to put the ring on...

So the Furuba-Nazgul went off as the battle raged on outside.

Just then, Karou was knocked out by Aki and he went to attack the anti-Tsukasa. He ended up biting her finger off (ouchies) and got back the ring.

" Ayaaaaa..." Aki cooed, he was set for life.

The Tsukasa had to push Aki off the ledge.

" WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Aki melted into the lava- Ring and all.

Sesshomaru and his entire army were now powerless. The perfect chance for Inuyasha to go for the backlash wave.

" BAKURYU-HA!"

Sesshomaru, the Heartless, the Furuba-Nazgul were all blown away.

And the Ring was no more.

And Evil had been purged.

...Well except for Sephiroth but he's cool.