Disclaimer- I do not own the lord of the rings, any anime or video game characters you see in this fanfiction. Holly and Haru are mine. Ben, Jimmy and Steven are muses and comic relief.

June 12th, 2006- GUESS WHAT EVERYONE! From June 13th to June 28th, this fanfiction will not be updated because I will be in Europe. But for now, enjoy this magical chapter.

Chapter 35- Let's get married.

Before the chapter began, Ben was busy playing around with Yoko's staff. He was busy stuffing Play-Dough into the little box attachment on the top. Yoko walked in to see this little predicament.

" Wh-What the hell are you doing!" Yoko shouted.

"..uh...This is exactly what it looks like..." Ben said after stammering for a moment.

" Are you retarded or something!" Yoko shouted while taking back his plastic prop.

" YES!" Ben answered, " AND UP UNTIL NOW EVERYONE HAD THE GOOD GRACES NOT TO SAY ANYTHING!"

-o.o-

Anyway the chapter begins with Tsukasa waking up to see a 'calm' Yoko.

" No way..." Tsukasa said in awe, " I DIED AND WENT TO HELL!"

Tsukasa began to cry about how she was always a good boy (O.o.)

" Damn it Tsukasa you didn't die" Yoko said with an eye roll, " You fainted. And I only cheated death"

Everyone ran in to see the awake and alive Tsukasa. It was a gay moment.

...You heard me... I said moment...that's right I went there...

And then the big day came. The day of Nine Weddings.

First Koga and Sango tied the knot in a traditional Japanese wedding. Then Shippo and Rini thought getting married meant 'let's eat cake'. So they got 'married' too.

Oddly, Hiei and Mukuro got married as well. But we are unable to report about the wedding because we at Fushigi Geki Ano Kato Shingetsu would be mercilessly slaughtered by the evil newlyweds.

In secret, however, Kuwabara and Yukina got married in a small chapel. Why? Because Kato thinks that since Kuwabara get's made fun of so many times he should at least get the girl...besides they make such a cute couple.

And then the shocker came ( This one's for you Tsubasa3!).

Shigure Sohma proposed to Miss Tohru Honda. And she accepted. Oh Tohru's wedding dress was sooooo beautiful! It was made by Ayame of course.

Cloud and Aerith were wed shortly after.

As was Sephiroth and his Masamune (O.o...).

Karou tricked Kenshin into getting married. I feel so sorry for the poor guy.

And finally came Kagome and Inuyasha's wedding.

Ben was busy straightening his tie, " Never thought I'd have to wear this again" he mumbled, " God I feel like such a tool!"

Kato stood right next to him straightening her tie, " How d'ya think I feel?" she asked, only to get a (O.o) facial expression from Ben.

In Kagome and Inuyasha's wedding, Mirkou was Inuyasha's best man and Sango was Kagome's maid of honor. Minako (Sailor Venus) got to be the flower girl. Kenshin, being a good respectable man got to perform the ceremony.

Anyway Kato walked out with Holly, arm in arm.

" coughLESBIANScough" a guy named Will-chan-san coughed.

Kato and Holly -.-;;

Ben walked out with Kairi (sorry Ben...)

" Kill me..." Ben grumbled.

" SMILE DAMN IT!" Kairi shouted into his ear.

Ben forced a scared smile as Mirkou walked out with Sango,

" So you and Koga eh?" Mirkou asked.

" Don't worry it's a fake" Sango said

The Kagome walked out in her bridal outfit. And the ceremony dragged on for about fifteen minutes.

And then SHE had to show up.

" I OBJECT TO THIS!" Kikyo shouted.

Everyone gasped, except for Ben...who was busy playing with his game boy.

Kato nudged Ben, " D00d pause the pokemon..." she said.

" huh...oh" Ben said and faked a gasp.

" This cannot happen!" Kikyou said while walking up the aisle, " I'm playing as Arwen therefore I should marry Inuyasha!"

" But your a freakin' corpse!" Sephiroth said.

" And Kagome's playing as a male character" Kikyo said.

People began to bicker...until someone finally stepped forward.

" SILENCE!" Jimmy shouted.

Everyone immediately shut up.

" Thank you" Jimmy said and cleared his throat, " As we all know, this is a fanfiction created by Kato Shingetsu"

" Tru dat!" Kato said.

" -Shut up!" Jimmy said, " Although Kagome is play a male character- we've tweaked with the material enough so that you know Kagome's a woman. They even do this in some productions of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream- particularly with Puck. So Kagome's gender is not the issue. It's love. These two love each other. And that, my friends, is what matters"

Everyone looked at Jimmy in awe as he sat back down. Such wisdom from someone who is usually portrayed as a pervert is quite refreshing.

But then Jimmy blinked a couple of times and sounded like he just woke up.

" Woah!...What happened I blacked out" Jimmy said while looking around, " Where am I?"

" But I love Inuyasha!" Kikyo whined.

" Ya but your still a corpse and it's my damned fanfiction" Kato said and pointed her mechanical magical pencil at Kikyo, " So Adieu my dear"

In a bolt of lightening, Kikyo was sent to the Point of No Return (from The Phantom of the Opera...not owned by Kato Shingetsu).

" Please continue" Kato said to Kenshin.

" Ok..." Kenshin said, " This one now pronounces you Hanyou and wife..that he does!"

" YAY!"

So there was everyone at the giant reception for all nine weddings. Hey it was a lot cheaper then having nine separate receptions. Kato was busy getting a drink from the open bar.

" Damn it this drink's not cold" Kato whined.

Someone from Kato's side poked the drink and made it cold.

" Thanks" Kato said and looked over to see a girl who looked like Kikyo. Except she had a blue tint to her clothing, hair and eyes.

" Y-y-your...ColdKikyo-san?" Kato said to the dedicated reviewer.

" Yo..." ColdKikyo said while taking a sip of her sake, " Cheers"

Kato glomped Cold Kikyo, " HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" she said with a wide smile.

But Kagome and Inuyasha were no where to be found during the reception...they were-

...elsewhere...

" Let's you mind go wild!" Ben said with a maniacal laughter.

Fine to solve the mystery, Kagome and Inuyasha went out for pizza.