Harry and Voldemort go to the Shrink
"I don't know Doc" Voldemort whimpers "its just hes so mean not letting me kill him or anything" he hugs his purple teddy. (colour of sexual frustration and sexual confusion people).
"MMMM" replies to shrink ovibously not paying any attention.
Voldemort looks up and notices the fact that hes being ignored. He gets up from the chair hes sitting on and walks over to the shrink.
And shock horror hes watching tv "You're ignoring me and watching the barbie movie!" says Voldemort enraged and slightly interested by the movie.
"Avada Kedavra" he says ending the shrinks life.
"O damn" sitting down and sucking his thumb. "I'll have to find another Doctor!".
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