This idea popped into my head yesterday and I finally can get it out to share with the world!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inu-Yasha or Sesshomaru. I do however, own an Inu-Yasha poster!
Sesshomaru, Rin and Jaken were 'strolling' along when something cought Sesshomaru's attention. Without saying a word, he left and went into the forest, indicating for them to go on with a wave of his hand.
"Okay Lord Sesshomaru! Don't take too long!" Rin cheerfully replied.
"Where are you going Melord? Lord Sesshomaru?" But once again the poor green toad demon was ignored.
A few minutes later..
Sesshomaru returned from the forest, but something seemed different about him. Neither underling could place exactly what it was but they could sense something.
"Lord Sesshomaru! You're back! Hurray!" Rin was overly happy at the 'great' lord returning after only a few minutes.
Sesshomaru looked at his feet.
"Is something wrong Lord Sesshomaru?Eh?Eh?" Rin could tell something was wrong.
"Well actually...yes." was the reply. Wait! He replied! Something surely must be wrong!
Jaken seemed to notice it too. But Rin was being overly cheerful, thinking that her Lord had now chosen to actually talk to her.
"The thing is...I have had a disorder ever since I was small, and now the memories of it are swarming me.." sighed Sesshomaru.
"REEEEEEAAALLLLYYYYY?"
"Yes...It's an emotional disorder..You see..ever since I was young...I've thought...I've thought...THAT I WAS A GIRL!"
"GASP!"
"GASP!"
"sobsobYes...I've always thought I was a girl ever since I was young...So, I started wearing makeup. And I still do! See?" Sesshomaru showed Rin the eyeliner.
"Anyways, YES!sobsobTHAT'S WHY!THAT IS THE REASON I WEAR FLOWERED KIMONOS!"
"GASP!"
"GASP!"
"NOW! Leave me to my sorrows!"
And the err...'great' lord walked away towards the forest.
In the forest...
"Hahahaha! I can't believe they thought I was Sesshomaru!" a familiar voice said.
Then 'Sesshomaru' pulled off a mask and wig, to reveal...no other than...INU-YASHA!
"HAHAHA! Let's see how Sesshomaru's popularity is now!...But I have to admit...This kimono is quite comfortable..."
Back to Rin and Jaken..
The real Sesshomaru emergered from the other side of the forest, having killed a demon.
Rin and Jaken stared.
"...Should I call you Me Lady from now on?" was the first thing Jaken said.
"...Perish.."was the short response.
From then on, Jaken was missing from the show.
-AnimeMatrice
