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Emails # 1
From:
Elizabeth O. Jensen
Sent: Saturday, March 07, 1998 12:15
AM
To: Dr. Samantha Carter
Subject: Hi
Hi Sam, just got off my shift. Back to the grind. Rough day we had a bad accident with the snow storm and I was in one emergency surgery after another.
I had great fun in CS with you! You need to come to Chicago sometime and see me. It would be fun. Mike really enjoyed meeting you as did I of course, but, that goes without saying, right?
I have decided that despite the fact that your relationship (I speak here of the professional one of course) with my brother complicates things, good friendships are too hard to come by. So after careful deliberation I have decided that I am keeping you.
So make plans come and see me in Chicago. I will be back in September. If you have time around Christmas come to Chicago, we really know how to deck the halls.
Lost 2 plants to this last trip. I hope my brother appreciates their sacrifice.
Peace and absurdity, Liz
From:
Capt. S. Carter, PhD
Sent: Monday, March 16, 1998 1:35
AM
To: Elizabeth O. Jensen
Subject: Re: Hi
Hi Liz, sorry it took so long to get back to you. Haven't been home for a while.
Glad to see I am not the only one who gets home late.
I had great fun with you too! I will try to get out to Chicago sometime, but since you nursed your brother back to health so well we are pretty busy again.
Mike is really nice. You did good girl. Tell him I said hi and to keep his head down.
September sounds good. I'll let you know about Christmas, but I probably won't know until we are pretty close to the actual holiday.
You are completely absurd, but don't change a bit. Sam
From:
Elizabeth O. Jensen
Sent: Thursday, April 30, 1998 10:43
AM
To: Dr. Samantha Carter
Subject: I DID IT!
Hi Sam, ahhh a day off and nothing planned, so I did it. I signed up for my first ½ marathon. It is the weekend before I come to see you, so we will see what kind of shape I am in for that trip. Thanks for the push.
I am re-painting the living room. Mike says he never knows what to expect when he comes home. He thinks I like changing the color. Truth is I just can't settle on one yet. I think I like it and then I live with it for a month and it grates on me. I found a pretty cranberry like color. See if that works.
Well enough procrastinating I am off to paint.
Oh yeah – going to miss your call tomorrow night. Jane wants me to meet this new guy. Hope he is better than her last few choices. I don't see how these losers even get dates with such a great woman. Speaking of dates – how are your prospects looking?
Liz
From:
Capt. S. Carter, PhD
Sent: Sunday, May 03, 1998 2:37 AM
To:
Elizabeth O. Jensen
Subject: Re: I DID IT!
Liz, That's great. Keep me informed on your progress.
How is the color looking to you now that it is on the wall? You know if you spent as little time as I do at home you wouldn't even know what color your walls were.
No prospects, you're kidding, right. There was this guy who called me babe yesterday, but that relationship ended when I finished pumping my gas. You know how fleeting those relationships can be. I guess it wasn't meant to last. lol
I was thinking of going and doing something crazy this summer. I saw a brochure for snorkeling in the Keys. You up for it? I can only get away for maybe a 3 day trip, but at least I could say I did something this summer. I'm thinking June.
Keep on runnin'
Sam
From:
Capt. S. Carter, PhD
Sent: Tuesday, May 26, 1998 5:37
AM
To: Elizabeth O. Jensen
Subject: message
Thanks liz – I laughed so hard when I got home and checked my answering machine. You made my day.
17 days to go. I really need it. I ended up having to start over on a project I spent 3 days working on because of one of the scientist here, didn't know it was important.
See you in Miami!
Sam
From:
Capt. S. Carter, PhD
Sent: Friday, June 26, 1998 8:35
PM
To: Elizabeth O. Jensen
Subject: one word Liz
- paybacks
What did you do? How does your brother know what color bathing suit I wore snorkeling? I think my fake plant died. That is really bad isn't it. How does plastic die?
Sam
From:
Elizabeth O. Jensen
Sent: Saturday, June 27, 1998 7:18
AM
To: Dr. Samantha Carter
Subject: RE: one word
Liz - paybacks
Sorry, I wasn't thinking when I sent the pictures.
Your one up on me on that one. I have only killed live ones so far.
Although, I refocused my efforts and so far – my replacement plant is still alive. 6 days old and counting.
Sam – get a date or something you shouldn't be emailing your friends on Friday night.
Thinking blue…
Liz
From:
Capt. S. Carter, PhD
Sent: Monday, June 29, 1998 2:13
AM
To: Elizabeth O. Jensen
Subject: RE: RE: one
word Liz - paybacks
PICTURES! You sent pictures! – sure you weren't thinking. I wonder if that defense will hold with your payback? Sorry judge I wasn't thinking. No time for dating – I am plotting against you.
Thinking blue…are you sad?
Sam
From:
Elizabeth O. Jensen
Sent: Monday, June 29, 1998 9:31 AM
To:
Dr. Samantha Carter
Subject: RE: RE: one word Liz -
paybacks
You looked good Sam. Don't worry. I didn't send any of the ones I took of you sleeping off the rum runners.
Blue – for the living room!
Liz
From:
Capt. S. Carter, PhD
Sent: Thursday, July 2, 1998 1:19
PM
To: Elizabeth O. Jensen
Subject: RE: RE: RE:
one word Liz - paybacks
Beware - Paybacks!
Give the cranberry another month.
Sam
