You don't see what's so amusing about your hair.
It's an annoyance, for the most part. It's long, tends to snag on objects, and generally just gets in the way of activities. Then again, it serves as good cover for a number of myriad objects, most of them very useful in desperate situations. It's psychological value in battle can also not be underestimated – the bestial appearance it lends you makes for startling intimidation. You're sure some of your enemies would agree, if they could still draw breath to speak.
You haven't had that much opportunity, really, to think about it. Before Atlantis, hair care and maintenance was never a priority.
You're starting to think about it now.
Ever since that one Marine's comment on how "hair like that must eat combs by the bucket", people have been staring at your hair and asking you how much time you spend on it to give it that "look".
McKay has already accused you of stealing the Colonel's hair gel.
