The Saiyajins:Superstars: Chapter 3
BTG: Wassup people! BTG in da' house! I'm back for Chapter 3 of the Saiyajins!
This is where the fun really begins! I hope you guys like this one! Write me
good reviews please! West Side!
Disclaimer: I do not own any Dragonball Z. These are just my retarded ideas!
Chapter 3:
It's been 2 and a half years since the Saiyajins played at Bulmas house. They sold a record, 800 million albums all around the world, but with fame and fortune come many problems!
BTG: Uhhh….Hello! I know what you guys are all thinking. "With fame and fortune
come many problems." WTF! It sounds like something a fortune cookie would
say! Back to the story!
At the Saiyajins headquarters…
Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Piccolo, Trunks, and Krillin were sitting at this large oval shaped table.
Goku was counting his huge pile of money.
"One million sixty four thousand and two. One million sixty four thousand and three,"
said Goku.
Vegeta was combing his hair.
"Gotta be perfect! Just perfect….DAMNIT I RAN OUT OF MOOSE!" yelled Vegeta.
Gohan was playing GameBoy. (Super Mario song in background)
"OMG! I'm almost to the last level," said Gohan (GameBoy batteries run out and it turns off, " Noooooooooooooo! I didn't save it when I had the chance, which was when I
started the game!"
Krillin was trying on a few wigs. Including a huge 70's afro!
Trunks kept blabbing about the future and Piccolo was plugging his ears!
"Bla Bla Bla Future! Bla Bla Bla Androids! Bla Bla Bla destruction of the entire human race and the planet! Bla Bla!" said Trunks.
Suddenly Piccolo stood up and began to yell!
"That's it! I've had it with all of you people! First of all, Goku! You (bleep)! You always hog the stage, the microphone, and the battlefield! I've had it with you! Vegeta! Dude, you are obsessed with your hair you comb it even while we're performing! To tell you the truth, it's not that perfect!" said Piccolo.
Everyone suddenly gasped and Vegeta said, " Oh no he didn't!"
BTG: That's an insult to me cause I have perfect hair! WAAAAAAAA! Just…get
… ..back….to…the…story!
Piccolo then began to speak again, "Gohan! You little fag! Leave me alone! Every time I turn around all I hear is Mr. Piccolo! Mr. Piccolo Leave me alone! Krillin! Two things! Even with all those wigs on, you still look bald! Another thing stop sitting near the window man! My perfect 20 20 vision is ruined cause whenever I looked at you the sun's reflection burned my eyes! And finally Trunks! Man do you ever stop talking about the future? Can't you just get laid and leave me alone? I'm sick of all you! I'm leaving! "
"What do you mean?" asked Gohan.
"I mean that I'm going solo and become a rapper!" yelled Piccolo.
BTG: DUN! DUN! DUN! Hope you guys liked this chapter! The next one is about the
whereabouts of Piccolo and his "rap career"! See ya all in the newt chapter!
West Side!
