This is a longtime idea that I had. Ok first of all, I have played both Final Fantasy VII original and the remake. However, what I am going to do is use the characters versions from Machinabridge. Why? Because I want a good laugh out of this, plus I think those versions are great to interact with the Faries. So, to start out is one of those ´´they are on the same world´´ kind of deal.
Let's start this awesome tale. This takes place in the beginning of Season 2 of FF7 and after the Grand Magical terminal.
In a dark void.
''Listen to my story. This maybe my last chance. It all started when…'' Said Cloud internally monologuing, when suddenly.
''God! What that hell is that!'' Scream Barreth scared when he saw a creature that was half monster and half motorcycle.
''Barret! I was internally monologuing.'' Said Cloud all angry.
''Fuck you internal monologuing Cloud! We are on the presence of a living motorcycle with hands. This smells like Hojo.'' Said Barret all pissed.
''Probably taste like it too.'' Said Red.
''you are not seriously thinking about eating that thing? Are you?" Asked Cloud.
''I didn't say I was going to ride it.'' Said Red with a smirk
''AYOOOOOO!'' Scream both red and Bareth.
''How are you?" Asked Cloud confused but Red didn't care.
''I am going to devour that thing.'' Said Red.
As the group defeat and eat the weird monster, they were returning to their hide out.
''This was…weird.'' Said Cloud.
''What did you expect. When Red is hungry, he gets his food!'' Scream Barreth.
''Yes, beside I tasted worst when I was on Hojo lab.'' Said Red.
''I don't wanna know how is your stomach.'' Said Cloud.
Soon the group returned to the hide out where Tifa and Aredith were waiting for them.
''Oh good you guys finally returned.'' Said Tifa.
''Yes, we had some problems on the way.'' Said Cloud.
''We faced a living motorcycle.'' Said Bareth.
''Sick!'' Scream Tifa.
''And then we ate it. The taste was 6 out of ten, needs less oil.'' Said Red spitting out oil.
''So, is everyone ready to leave this place?' Asked Bareth.
''Hell yeah.'' Scream Tifa.
''I got more flowers.'' Said Aredith.
''Yeah, I picked a blade with Ragnarök and sweet end.'' Said Cloud with a smirk.
''Do you even know what a Ragnarök is?" Asked Bareth.
''Do you?" Asked Cloud.
Barret just stood quiet for a second and change the subject.
''So, before we leave does anyone have a last request?" Asked Bareth.
''Oh I do.'' Said Aredith.
''What is it sweet heart?' Asked Bareth.
''There is going to happen a festival in a nearby city. A place called Fairy Tail is going to hold it, and people are saying its going to be amazing.'' Said Aredith.
''Fairy Tail?'' Asked Tifa.
''Oh yes, I heard about them. Bunch of ludacrious people, shout friendship all the time, most dangerous terrorist non terrorist group possible.'' Said Bareth.
''Where is this festival?" Asked Cloud.
''Fiore.'' Said Aredith.
''Fiore! This is a 9-hour trip from here.'' Scream Cloud.
''Come on Cloud, we will be busy and I wanna one last nice thing before we face those bad guys. Please!' Asked Aredith.
Cloud didn't want to say ´´no´´ to a cute face, so he decided just this time.
''Ok but is just for you this time.'' Said Cloud.
''yeah. Oh my god, this is going to be so cool.'' Said Aredith all happy.
''Seriously! We are going on a 9-hour trip to see a fucking festival.'' Said Tifa all angry.
''Come on Tifa, maybe they have enough booze to calm you.'' Said Cloud.
''Ok, but if they don't, I am going to drink your blood.'' Said TIfa all angry.
''don't worry Tifa, I can provide that for you.'' Said Bareth also looking angry at Cloud.
''Well, I guess we are going to Fiore.'' Said Cloud trying to get out of this one.
''You know what this mean Red?" Asked Bareth.
''Avalanche train Time!" Scream Red.
The group soon started to pack their stuff. After this festival, they would be only focusing in finding Sephiroth and resolving all the mystery that were right in front of them.
