DISCLAIMER: gah I hate putting these things…but okay…I own JTHM, IZ, The Eerie Canal and everything in between…..happy now?

REAL DISCLAIMER: fine then dammit all I own is the story line

Happy Noodle Boy Does Stuff!

(fade in)

(ext. Park daytime)

Noodle Boy walks up to his box to begin a hard day of preaching to the fishbellied meat children.

Noodle Boy: Holy Shit this gum tastes the swollen eyeballs of Aunt Polly! Good day Starshine, the moon says hello! My butt itches.

A Nun: For goodness sake Noodle Man, it's Sunday! Can't you stop your horrid ramblings for one day?

Noodle Boy: You dare defy my chewy goodness? Away with you cheese toast demon!

Man: How dare you speak to A Nun that way!

Noodle Boy: You as well? When will you learn that Sucky Charms are majikally horrific? ! And that, lobster monkey, is the proper way to imitate a horny flamingo call! CORN!

Noodle Boy jumps on A Nun's shoulders and begins pulling at her eye sockets.

A Nun: !

Noodle Boy: I'm coming home Sally, wait for me in the house of weasels!

Man: I'll save you A Nun!

Man pulls out a stick and hit Noodle Boy over the head. Noodle Boy falls to the ground, bloody and twitching.

Noodle Boy: Great Globs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Nuts is all I want for Christmas! Who left the stove running?

A Nun: Time to die Noodle Man!

A Nun pulls out and AK-47 from under her robe and shoots Noodle Boy repeatedly.

Noodle Boy: Is it the fourth?

A Nun shoots him one last time.

A Nun: There, now to go to church!

Man: yep, so what's the lesson on today?

A Nun: Brotherly love and the 7th Commandment (thou shall not kill).

El Fin, Amigos!