a/n: alright this chapter is going to be different than my normal stuff. sorry for the lack of updates. i had every author's worst nightmare: my keyboard broke. gulp okay so here is Roger's chapter. Warning for cheesy-ness

Disclaimer: not mine! I only own my idea.

Colleen Fontaine gave birth to Roger when she was merely sixteen years old. It was in the back of her boyfriend, Mike's truck on a summer night during a Led Zeppelin concert. Mike knew that Colleen had a huge crush on Jimmy Page and had decided to take her there for their one year anniversary. Unfortunately they didn't see much of the concert, seeing as how they never made it to the door.

When Colleen told Mike she was pregnant, he didn't know how to react. He had forgotten a condom and had just assumed she was on birth control. Not knowing three months later that she would come up to him and tell him straight out "I'm pregnant". Not only was he disappointed in himself, but he knew his parents would be disappointed as well. Colleen was not the kind of girl he would ideally date. He was every parents' American dream: good grades, good looks and an awesome football player. Colleen, on the other hand, well she was less than perfect. She almost failed math, she wasn't all that pretty and nobody really liked her.

So why did Mike? It was something he couldn't really say. He just knew that he was attracted to her. Probably her smile is what caught him first. The rest of her face was just 'okay', but she had a beautiful smile. Nobody expected their relationship to last, all of their friends thought it was a joke. Mostly because Mike was eighteen and he was dating a sophomore. However, Mike proved that he was serious after taking her on three dates and then the homecoming dance. But after he found out she was pregnant, he wanted out of the relationship as soon as possible.

"Can't we just get an abortion?"

"No"

"Adoption?"

"My mom says that's the easy way out."

"Well what do you think we should do?"

"Keep it."

Mike was angry at first that Colleen had decided to keep the baby. Didn't she realize that he had a scholarship on the line, not to mention the fact that he didn't want to be a dad? He thought she was being extremely selfish and that if she really loved him she would have an abortion, his parents would probably pay. Or at least give it up for adoption.

He realized after awhile that if the pregnancy was hard on him then it must be torture for Colleen. It wasn't him who had to deal with the embarrassment of a growing belly but also the kids at school who would probably make fun of her. She wasn't exactly popular and being pregnant at his high school was basically a death sentence.

Colleen knew how her parents were going to react to the pregnancy, they would be thrilled. Her pot-smoking free-loving parents had no boundaries and hadn't even bothered teaching her about safe sex for fear that it would "limit her sexual experience." whatever. There wasn't day that didn't go by without Colleen wishing she had different parents. Or at least parents that would have bought her birth control.

"Mom, did you hear me? I said I'm pregnant."

"That's GREAT Colleen. Your father and I always wanted to be grandparents."

"Mom, I'm sixteen."

"Sweetie, age isn't anything but a number. I'm just so happy for you and Mike! I bet you his parents areexcited too!"

At Mike's house…

"She's WHAT?"

"Mom, calm down."

"You got that trailer trash girlfriend of yours PREGNANT? How could you be so stupid?"
"She's not trailer trash. She's my girlfriend, I love her and yes, she's pregnant."

"Do you realize that this is going to cripple your future? The rest of your life is going to be altered because of that stupid twit!"

"Shut up, mom. Dad, tell her to shut up, she doesn't know anything about Colleen."

"Your mother's right, son."

"It doesn't help that her hippie parents are probably endorsing the entire thing. Oh what is this world coming to?"

Colleen told Mike about her parent's reactions and he laughed. He would have killed to have Colleen's parents. Colleen felt bad after hearing what his parents had said but she understood where they were coming from. She was going nowhere and he had his while life ahead of him. She had ruined his future and his life, she felt so guilty.

Colleen went to school for the rest of the pregnancy. Mike stayed by her side for the entire ordeal and whenever anybody said something derogatory he made sure that they were feeling some sort of pain. For this, Colleen was grateful. It didn't help that people were talking about her behind her back, though. When Colleen came home from school crying her parents didn't understand how mean other kids could be and told her to just ignore it.

Roger was born in March. Cold, rainy, windy March. This made Colleen glad, she hated the fall. It was wheneverything died. Mike and her had broken up a few months before the birth, it was her decision. She thought it would be easier if he only had an attachment to the baby and not to her. This way he could still go to college and not feel guilty about leaving a girlfriend AND a baby back home. Now he only had to worry about child support.

Roger was a cesarean section baby. The umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck, twice. The doctors thought he wasn't going to make it but at the last minute they were able to get him before he was completely choked to death. Mike stood by and held Colleen's hand the entire time. He was the one who decided on the name Roger. He thought it sounded 'cool' and Colleen added that it sounded like a Rock-Star name.

Roger turned out to be the cutest blonde-haired blue-eyed baby that side of New York had ever seen. He was dressed in cut-up child sized Led Zeppelin, Kiss and Deep Purple t-shirts because Colleen couldn't afford anything else. Colleen was even able to finish high school because her parents were sohappy to be taking care of their adorable grandson. Mike's parents were happy to have nothing to do with the baby.

Mike did end up going off to college but visited regularly to see his son and ex-girlfriend. Colleen didn't know this, but after college he made a seldom vow that he was going to propose. He knew that they belonged together.

Colleen Fontaine gave birth to Roger when she was merely sixteen years old. It was in the back of her boyfriend, Mike's truck on a summer night during a Led Zeppelin concert. Mike knew that Colleen had a huge crush on Jimmy Page and had decided to take her there for their one year anniversary. Unfortunately they didn't see much of the concert, seeing as how they never made it to the door.

When Colleen told Mike she was pregnant, he didn't know how to react. He had forgotten a condom and had just assumed she was on birth control. Not knowing three months later that she would come up to him and tell him straight out "I'm pregnant". Not only was he disappointed in himself, but he knew his parents would be disappointed as well. Colleen was not the kind of girl he would ideally date. He was every parents' American dream: good grades, good looks and an awesome football player. Colleen, on the other hand, well she was less than perfect. She almost failed math, she wasn't all that pretty and nobody really liked her.

So why did Mike? It was something he couldn't really say. He just knew that he was attracted to her. Probably her smile is what caught him first. The rest of her face was just 'okay', but she had a beautiful smile. Nobody expected their relationship to last, all of their friends thought it was a joke. Mostly because Mike was eighteen and he was dating a sophomore. However, Mike proved that he was serious after taking her on three dates and then the homecoming dance. But after he found out she was pregnant, he wanted out of the relationship as soon as possible.

"Can't we just get an abortion?"

"No"

"Adoption?"

"My mom says that's the easy way out."

"Well what do you think we should do?"

"Keep it."

Mike was angry at first that Colleen had decided to keep the baby. Didn't she realize that he had a scholarship on the line, not to mention the fact that he didn't want to be a dad? He thought she was being extremely selfish and that if she really loved him she would have an abortion, his parents would probably pay. Or at least give it up for adoption.

He realized after awhile that if the pregnancy was hard on him then it must be torture for Colleen. It wasn't him who had to deal with the embarrassment of a growing belly but also the kids at school who would probably make fun of her. She wasn't exactly popular and being pregnant at his high school was basically a death sentence.

Colleen knew how her parents were going to react to the pregnancy, they would be thrilled. Her pot-smoking free-loving parents had no boundaries and hadn't even bothered teaching her about safe sex for fear that it would "limit her sexual experience." whatever. There wasn't day that didn't go by without Colleen wishing she had different parents. Or at least parents that would have bought her birth control.

"Mom, did you hear me? I said I'm pregnant."

"That's GREAT Colleen. Your father and I always wanted to be grandparents."

"Mom, I'm sixteen."

"Sweetie, age isn't anything but a number. I'm just so happy for you and Mike! I bet you his parents areexcited too!"

At Mike's house…

"She's WHAT?"

"Mom, calm down."

"You got that trailer trash girlfriend of yours PREGNANT? How could you be so stupid?"
"She's not trailer trash. She's my girlfriend, I love her and yes, she's pregnant."

"Do you realize that this is going to cripple your future? The rest of your life is going to be altered because of that stupid twit!"

"Shut up, mom. Dad, tell her to shut up, she doesn't know anything about Colleen."

"Your mother's right, son."

"It doesn't help that her hippie parents are probably endorsing the entire thing. Oh what is this world coming to?"

Colleen told Mike about her parent's reactions and he laughed. He would have killed to have Colleen's parents. Colleen felt bad after hearing what his parents had said but she understood where they were coming from. She was going nowhere and he had his while life ahead of him. She had ruined his future and his life, she felt so guilty.

Colleen went to school for the rest of the pregnancy. Mike stayed by her side for the entire ordeal and whenever anybody said something derogatory he made sure that they were feeling some sort of pain. For this, Colleen was grateful. It didn't help that people were talking about her behind her back, though. When Colleen came home from school crying her parents didn't understand how mean other kids could be and told her to just ignore it.

Roger was born in March. Cold, rainy, windy March. This made Colleen glad, she hated the fall. It was wheneverything died. Mike and her had broken up a few months before the birth, it was her decision. She thought it would be easier if he only had an attachment to the baby and not to her. This way he could still go to college and not feel guilty about leaving a girlfriend AND a baby back home. Now he only had to worry about child support.

Roger was a cesarean section baby. The umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck, twice. The doctors thought he wasn't going to make it but at the last minute they were able to get him before he was completely choked to death. Mike stood by and held Colleen's hand the entire time. He was the one who decided on the name Roger. He thought it sounded 'cool' and Colleen added that it sounded like a Rock-Star name.

Roger turned out to be the cutest blonde-haired blue-eyed baby that side of New York had ever seen. He was dressed in cut-up child sized Led Zeppelin, Kiss and Deep Purple t-shirts because Colleen couldn't afford anything else. Colleen was even able to finish high school because her parents were sohappy to be taking care of their adorable grandson. Mike's parents were happy to have nothing to do with the baby.

Mike did end up going off to college but visited regularly to see his son and ex-girlfriend. Colleen didn't know this, but after college he made a seldom vow that he was going to propose. He knew that they belonged together.

Okay: I know this is different than my normal endings. It's really cheesy. But I'm not going to repeat the same kind of half happy/half cynical ending all the time. Next time i promise an angst-filled birth...haha. Just bear with me this one time.