Okay, this is my blog! If you don't know me, my name is Eric Cartman. I'm a junior at South Park High School. I'm 16 years old and what people call "Emo." My best friends are Stan Marsh, star football player, Kyle Brovlowski, Jew and going to be a popular painter, Kenny McKormick, poor goth kid. We're a mis-matched bunch I know but we've been best-friends since kindergarden. I used to be the "Fatass" of the bunch back in elementary school but I've slimmed way down. The red jacket was also not very appealing to me. Now you catch me in anything other than my band shirts, ripped jeans, and trenchcoat. It was the first day of school today. Another year, another batch of freshman to put up with. This year's bunch is bad. They think that they can take us! HAHA NO! Think again freshmeat, I could crush you with my bare hands! Anyways...away from the freshman. I have a secret for y'all...I have a new crush! Okay, that sounded girly but anyways. His name is Justin, he's new this year from Syracuse, New York, wherever the hell that is. Anyways, he's fucking gorgous! I can't tell my friends this because if they found out I was gay they'd totally rip on me. I know we're best friends but we treat eachother like shit. It's been this way for as long as I can remember. I rip on Kyle, Kyle and Stan rip on me, and we all rip on Kenny for being poor. Oh well I guess that's just the way life goes. Well that's all for now! I will see y'all later!
Your death is at 4:40 AM
