A/N- I am currently happy/hyper. Why, you ask? First, I just stood up in front of a restaurant and did moose calls and got a pie-in-the-face. (Don't ask) Second, Pirates of the Caribbean 2 is coming out tomorrow/today! And when I'm hyper, you know what that means! Peacock bashing!
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters you recognize, nor do I own Pirates
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The Perfect Punctual Peacock stared at his reflection in the pond just outside the stables. His disguise was working perfectly, for now at least. His normal coal-black hair was dyed blond, and his clothes were now (blue and green) breeches.
In Tortall, the rule was that a good horse could mean your life. And to access the horses was quite easy. Recently, three of the chief hostlers had quit in the palace stables. That meant they were short three hostlers, and it was hard to find good work these days.
Until however, a kind, young blond appeared and asked about the opening. He appeared shy, timid and for some strange reason made everyone think of a peacock.
Of course, the Perfect Punctual Peacock was killing himself putting on this fake front, but it would be worth it.
He would…dispose of the Wildmage and her friends.
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A/N-Don't kill me (again). I know it's short, but I'm way to excited to type right about now. Also, now the Prancing/Peacock is known as the Perfect Punctual Peacock, since he keeps getting cockier and cockier. The next chapter will hopefully be my Peacock-bashing chapter. If you ask nicely, I might get Daine to slap him for any reviewers:P
P.S. Will Turner is pretty darn HOT if I don't say so myself:P
