Scythe24: Another crappy chappie…XD

Angelus: If you think its so horrible why write it?

Magdalena: Because it's Kurama and Kuronue…and she's obsessed.

Angelus: like you with you avoidance of anything that moves?

Magdalena: :P

Scythe24: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, the title 'Coma White' (which is a song by Manson) or the lyrics from 'Miseinen' (by Gazette, good group). I do own Bikki/Bara Rei.

Coma White Chapter 4: Who Dammit!

Kurama shrugged into the jacket all of Yomi's generals wore, mentally cursing the demon Lord for his early retirement.

I don't want to forget myself…I want to stay as I am

The song was good, if a bit whiney and over done as it was about growing up. It was by one of Rei's favorite bands apparently. The mostly human girl was currently changing in his bedroom, her school uniform would be left there as at their return she was staying the night in his apartment.

Kurama roughly shoved his more demonic thoughts to the back of his mind. "No sex in 17 years…" He grumbled under his breath. Rei choose that moment to come out of his room. She was dressed in black straight leg jeans that were loose enough so that she could move easily, a tight, black tank top and a black, floor length trench coat without sleeves.

"What's this about no sex? Damn that would suck…" She grinned at him and began to move to the door. Kurama gave her a disgruntled look and followed out of the door, grabbing both of their backpacks.

"We're going to the park near the Yashiki Junior High School. Yusuke will meet us there.

Rei nodded. "My potion will have mostly wore of by then." Kurama too nodded.

LALALALA

Yusuke was indeed waiting for them, and Rei's potion had worn off a bit. Her eyes were their natural off-white color and she was a great deal taller.

Yusuke whistled when he saw her. "I'm loving the look Bikki-san!" the Toushin remarked with a very cheesy grin. She grinned back, showing that her canines had lengthened a little bit.

"Why thank you sugar." Rei spoke with a fake southern state's accent. "just a lil thang I through tagether."

Yusuke laughed and stepped back, revealing an already open portal behind him. "You guys have got two hours. Good luck!"

Rei nodded at the detective and stepped into the portal. Kurama verbally thanked the lord before following in after the girl.

They appeared in a portal near Yomi's castle and a large fleet of demons was waiting in the clearing. Rei was staring at them, her eyes never straying.

"You know these guys?" Kurama nodded, he too kept his eyes on the demons. "Cool, then I'm going to jet. See you in two hours Kurama-kun."

"Two hours Rei-san! Don't get killed either!" He yelled after her, laughter was his only response. The red head sighed. Women were so troublesome. "Well," He looked up at the demons, "is Yomi not waiting?" A few of the demons flinched at the malice and sarcasm his words were dripping with. Kurama let a very fox like smirk settle on his face.

LALALALA

Two hours later Kurama arrived at the portal completely exhausted. Oh how he hated dealing with demon politics. Especially when he couldn't reveal his true identity. As anyone could imagine, no demon wanted a human to rule their lands. He would have to wait until all of his power returned before he could tell the bloodthirsty merchants that he was the fox demon who had stole their most precious goods and robbed their little girls of their virginity. He chuckled imagining the looks on the damned idiot's faces.

"What's so funny Red?" Rei walked up behind him and draped her arm across his shoulders. "Come on share the joke!"

"It's nothing Rei-kun." She poked her tongue out at him. "Come on before the portal closes." Walking through the portal, the youko just couldn't shake the feeling that he was missing something. Some familiar scent that tugged at his mind but he couldn't place it. It hung around Rei mostly anyways so maybe it was just his mind playing tricks on his. Kitsune do love to play tricks don't you know.

LALALALA

The next day, when Kurama and Rei were eating breakfast, Yusuke, Hiei, Botan and Kuwabara walked in. A very troubled look was shown on Botan's face and Kurama could feel a very large increase in the headache he already had approaching. He closed the report he was reading from Yomi and frowned at the group.

"I'm afraid to ask."

"Another escape into the human world." Yusuke frowned. "Not only that but it's a highly dangerous escaped convict that was broken out yesterday. Broken out. As in, has a very helpful friend!"

Kurama sighed and picked up his coffee, wishing it were a Makian drink, and downing it quickly. "Who? They must know if it's an escaped convict."

Everyone was very silent after that. Botan was shifting nervously when Kurama looked up. "Well!" He snapped. "I'm not in the mood to play guessing games!" After more nervous glance were through his way Kurama sighed. "You all know that the only thief I worked with AND actually care about is dead. Who ever they are I. Don't. Care."

"But that's just it…" Botan mumbled, her eyes on the ground. She seemed to brace her herself for some sort of attack before looking up at him and saying, "He's the one you care about."

Kurama sat for a moment letting Botan's words flit around his brain. "What are you talking about? Kuronue is dead." He looked into the fearful pink eyes. "I saw him die! He isn't alive!"

"Youko Kurama?" Everyone turned to Rei at once. "Kuronue was Youko Kurama's partner. How the hell do YOU know him!" The girl seemed angry, though Kurama couldn't understand why. If anyone had the right to be angry it was him!

"Because I am Youko Kurama!" Rei looked as if she had been slapped.

"THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!" She yelled. "Youko is dead…"

"You talk as if you knew me."

Her eye's snapped up to his angrily. "I knew Youko Kurama, the King of Thieves! You are not him!"

By now both were standing glaring angrily at the other from across the table. "As I said, I am the King of Thieves!"

"Prove it!"

Kurama calmed considerably at that and stood with his trademark smirk. "Very well then." There was no smoke this time, however lighting began to dance around his kitchen and the lights began to flicker as his change took place.

By the end of it Rei could not deny that in front of her was, indeed, Youko Kurama. Her eyes began to water a little and she chuckled. "Always the one for dramatics…" She whispered.

"Who are you?" Once more, the kitsune found himself looking into off-white eyes with a slit pupil.

"I'm Rei." She said simply, with a large grin quickly taking over her serious features.

"Well we knew that!" Yusuke muttered. However Youko grinned back.

"Rei." He said, then laughed. "Bara Rei you bitch! We've been running circles trying to find you haven't we!" She laughed and nodded. "And it was you that broke Kuronue out?" Youko sobered completely. "Kuronue…is he?"

"Hai Kurama-kun. I broke Kuronue out of the Makai prison yesterday while you dealt was the political thing."

"um..I hate to break this to you…but that means we have to arrest you." Yusuke gave the two demons a lopsided grin. "Unless of course she is taken into a demon lords custody?" Youko smirked.

"Well we've done worse to get out of prison before." Gold eyes shifted to white. "Ne, Rei-chan?" She smirked and nodded.

"Hai Kurama-kun." She laughed and Youko's smirk grew. When they calmed Rei was smirking at Youko again. "Detective Youko Kurama! Now that is hilarious!"

"Fuck you I was on probation!"

"In other words…you got caught!"

"Shut up!"

LALALALA

So who else thinks this is the most terrible thing ever written XD

Magdelena: Nope! The world is happy today!

everyone gives her very fearful looks

…What happened to you?

Magdelena: Koma asked me out! YAY! He's my favorite singer!

…Scary…R&R if you really want this monstrosity to continue -.-0