The Strawhat's... Mother?
After the tortures of the previous day the crew was already planning Mrs. D's demise! (Note: I love that word.)
Luffy (who had finally detached from Mrs. D) woke up and went to the kitchen and saw Sanji sharpening his knifes.
"What ya doin' Sanji?" asked Luffy.
"Me?" he said evilly "I'm just getting ready to make 'Mrs. D ala dead!' Mwhahahahahaha!"
"Cool! Do you think Mummy will like it!" asked Luffy.
"Let's just say" replied Sanji "that it's got your mother written all over it. Mwhahahahahaha!"
"You seem to be in a happy mood Tarlungs!" said the dreaded Mrs. D Coming down the stairs.
"Now for breakfast I want two pieces of toast cooked over an oven of 30 degrees and a half concentrated orange juice and Then I want-"
"SHUT UP YOU OLD BAG! I AM SO SICK OF YOU! FIRST YOU THROW AWAY MY CIGGERITE THEN THROW AWAY MY WHOLE STASH OF THEM, THEN YOU STEAL MY STASH OF POT-" "YOU HAVE POT!" screamed Mrs. D completely outraged.
"What! You didn't know about the pot?" said Sanji in fear.
"IF I KNEW I WOULD HAVE DESTROYED IT ALL!" shrieked Mrs. D.
"If you didn't take it then who did?" said Sanji preparing for his doom.
Meanwhile in the bathroom of the Going Merry...
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Shizit Zoro this is a great idea stealing this dope!" said Usopp completely stoned.
"thanks Osupp!" said Zoro also stoned.
"Dude you must be stoned big time, my name aint 'Osupp' it's Pposu!" replied the long nosed stoner.
"Oh yeah AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" rambled Zoro.
Then the door opened and Nami walked in and gasped. "you guys are smoking pot... without me!" said Nami very shocked.
"Oh sorry Nami" said 'Pposu' "didn't know you liked it, join the tote party!"
"Sorry did you say somethin'?" said Nami, already smoking her second joint.
Now back to the kitchen scene already in progress...
Luffy was currently watching his mother beat the shit out of his chef. "YOU DARE BRING DRUGS ON BOARD WITH MY LITTLE LUFFYKINS AROUND!"Shrieked Mrs. D obviously pissed off.
"Lady please settle down, I just- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Sanji, grabbing his nuts "WHY AM I IN SUCH PAIN!"
"Simple I'm using my Author Author fruit powers to twist your nether regions around and around" said Mrs. D as though everyone could do it.
"Mummy I'm bored so I'm going to go outside" said Luffy.
"Put a coat on or you'll get Polio!" replied the insane mother.
"I don't have any bones" said Luffy (note: I'm only guessing that.)
"That's because you didn't eat your beans!"
Meanwhile on a pirate ship 20 miles away from the merry go...
"Captain I hate stories were the main character's mother comes to visit and meddles with everyone's lives" said the first mate to his captain "there is currently a Mother on the merry go who is meddling with everyone's lives!"
"WHAT? We must stop this stupid and repetitive story immediately! Set sail for the Going Merry!" shouted the captain!
To be continued...
