Dear Diary
I got fucking after school detention today it sucked ass, because one of the goddamn cobras was in it (Richard Chambers) with me, you want to know how I got that detention? Well all I did was skip school for a couple of hours because I didn't want to go into history you know why, and the fucking school truancy checker found me smoking behind a shed, this is how the conversation went (If you call it a conversation that is)
"Well well well look what the cat dragged in" the fucking thing told me in a disgusted voice (I don't know his name so I'll just call him..thing).
"Look what the wind blew in" I retorted (Yes I am a genius for giving great comebacks)
"I think you should put that cigarette away missy" Urgh the thing said, I hate him.
"I think you should cut your hair, but we don't always listen to people do we? By the way my name's not missy" I said in an un-amused tone (See I told you I was the queen of comebacks)
"I was willing to give you a warning but now just for your big mouth" the thing said "you have to suck my dick"……Just joking he didn't say that, eww he said "you have after school detention" (Great my big mouth got me in trouble)
"Great I'll be there" I said sarcastically, and started to walk away.
"You better be Heather Rose Grant otherwise it's Saturday detention for a month" The thing replied, oh shit he knows my name, just great I better go to it then, because I hate Saturday detention.
I'm kind of glad that I did go to the detention because me and Richard have made a kind of deal, here's how our conversation went (actually just call it a talk because Richard probably doesn't know what a conversation is)..
I was sitting there bored as hell, when someone sat next to me, you guessed it, it was Richard fucking Chambers, he looked at me.
"What do you want?" I asked annoyed, he stopped looking at me and turned away.
"I think you know perfectly what I want, but you won't give it to me" He smirked (Is that all he thinks about..sex?)
"No tell me Richard?" I asked, while writing the initials of 'you know who' and my name.
"Don't fucking call me Richard okay?" He asked annoyed (Nope I'm still going to call him that).
"Okay Dick" I replied and smirked, he looked at the desk where I was writing me and my husbands initials, but I covered it up before he could see.
"What you writing Heather?" He asked (Don't know why but I got chills when he said my name, maybe a window was open)
"Nothing" I sighed, but it was to late he moved my arm away and saw the initials, and he burst out laughing, but stopped when the teacher said "shhh".
"You like Ace' he whispered (He sounded a bit pissed off maybe he likes Ace, Eww fagot Richard).
"No I like another person in our year with the same initials" I replied, good thinking Heather.
"Yeah like who?" He asked.
"Albert Michson" I said making up a name, Albert?
"There's no such person in our school Heather let alone in the world with that name" He replied shaking his head.
"How do you know you hardly come into school" I retorted angrily.
"That hurt Heather" He replied and looked away and then laughed "I still can't believe you like Ace"
"Why?" I asked getting defensive (Oh shit I admitted I liked Ace, to Richard of all people)
"Because he doesn't seem your type, he's to bad for you and you know it, besides you're a goody goody he'll never look at you" He sighed (If I was such a goody goody, which I'm not, I wouldn't be in detention would I?).
I don't know why I said this but I did "Well why don't you help me get him then?" I asked him (Good plan Heather. NOT)
He laughed and laughed and laughed "Okay then" He finally said (that surprised me, but I feel a 'but' coming) "But you have to help me with my History assignment, because I need a grade to get this job" He replied (That's easy I'm great at History).
"Deal?" I asked.
"Deal" He replied and we both shook hands (Eww I touched Richard Chambers hand, I need to wash it).
"So how we gonna do this?" I replied.
"Dunno" He shrugged "Meet me tomorrow at my locker and I'll take you to where we go"
"Okay" I replied (Great this means I have to hang out with him all the time, but at least it means I can see sexy Ace).
He leaned back on his chair and put his hands behind his head yawning a big yawn that annoyed me, he does it on purpose I think.
So great tomorrow I will be hanging out with the cobras, I'll get back to you on that, right now I'm gonna plan my outfit.
Love from Mrs. Ace Merrill
P.S. I hate Richard Chambers
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