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Dear Diary

Today I met Richard and The Cobras plus The Bitches (The Lipsticks) as I like to call them, it was fucking torture all they talk about is make-up and boys, I hate all of The Bitches, Holly she is the most sly, cunning, evilest person ever, urgh I hate her (we might have the same kind of names because are names are plants, but I hate her), I'll tell you what happened..

"Hey you finally decided to show" Eyeball chuckled throwing his cigarette on the floor (I was 10 minutes late, big fucking deal)

"Yeah, so where we going?" I asked as he dragged me into a place I've never been before, for all I know he could not be taking me to The Cobras and he might rape me, never trust a Chambers kid I heard his brothers are real assholes.

"You'll see" He replied, I stopped, oh God he is going to do something to me "What?" He asked turning to me.

"What you up to Richard where are you taking me?" I asked nervously.

"Don't you trust me?" He asked, I shook my head and he sighed "To The Cobras you idiot and if you call me Richard in front of them the deal is off, you get me?"

"Yeah I get you" I replied, he started walking again and I followed him.

"Here we are" He smirked and walked to a car, which I think was his friend Vince's "Hey cock-knockers this is Heather" Great way to introduce someone, what an idiot.

"Hey" I smiled and they just grunted, I looked around to find Ace but I couldn't see him, Richard looked at me and he knew what I was thinking, he walked over to me and whispered in my ear.

"He usually comes here in about five minutes" I could feel his breath on me and it made the back of my neck hairs stand up (why does that keep happening?).

"Okay" I whispered back.

"Sit on the car" He replied dragging me over to the blue car.

We were waiting in silence for quite a while, there was only a few people talking, mostly it was Richard making a few 'cock-knocker' jokes which are not funny.

"… and he said 'what a cock-knocker'" Richard laughed finishing off his joke "Finally" He sighed, I turned to what he was looking at and saw the man of glory himself, Ace (do you know how may times I was mentally sighing? About 94 times)

"Hey mother fuckers" He said in a low drool-worthy voice, I smiled but my smile disappeared when I saw The Bitches a.k.a The Lipsticks, what the hell were they doing here?.

"Hey Ace this is Heather" Richard said pushing me forwards, and then the girls just sort of gathered around me all excited (I guess they don't see a lot of people much).

"Oh my God we should give you a make over" One of them giggled who I learned now that her name is Ellie, she's a boss person, a little bit weird but still boss.

"…..err" Is all I said.

"Elle you making her scared, obviously she doesn't want one of your make overs, she must of saw what you did to Janice Wheatly" The other one said she sounded English, maybe she was.

"Oh yeah, I forgot about her" Elle laughed.

"Will you girls just shut it, God it's like a make up club" Ace sighed (A/N: lol the thing about the make up club is what my teacher says to me and my friends).

"Yeah this is not amusing" Holly said pushing passed us and making her way to a car.

Out of the blue "Aren't you guys to young to drive?" I asked (what? I wanted to know)

"You're never to young for anything" Ace replied raising his eyebrows (Is that a sex invite or what?).

"Hey so are you Eyeball's new girlfriend?" Holly asked annoyed, she probably wanted to get me away from Ace since he is the leader.

"You are so obvious Holl" Ace grinned (Holl? Oh my God he has a nickname for her).

"What do you mean obvious?" She asked (obvious that she loves Ace) I didn't expect what Ace said next.

"Obvious that you want Eyeball" He replied, I snorted out loud but no one heard me thank God.

"Why would I want Eyeball?" She asked, You don't want Richard because you want Ace.

Ace sighed (I love his sigh) "That's because Eyeball's the only one in this shit-hole that you've never gone out with"

"Us girls are always moving to another Cobra each week, and Eyeballs never gone out with any of us girls, why is that Eyeball?" Holly replied.

"Correction only you two do, I'm a one man's girl" Lucy replied, and Fuzzy coughed loudly which was obviously a fake cough "What? I am" She replied hitting Fuzzy on the arm.

"I didn't say anything" He replied, putting his hands up.

"Eyeball answer my question" Holly told him, yes Richard answer the question tell her that you like the same sex.

"That's because I don't like going out with Cobras girls, I like getting my own girls thank you" Richard replied.

"It's just a shame that you can't get your own girl" Ace laughed evilly (Ace never laughs a genuine laugh, I wonder why?)

"Actually I have, got my own girl" He replied smirking.

"Who?" Ace asked, not believing him I don't believe him to.

"Heather" He replied, what? Why the hell did he say that?

"I knew it" Holly said smugly.

"What? I'm not going out with Rich- I mean Eyeball" I protested, he grabbed my arm.

"Babe we should just tell them that we are going out" Richard laughed uneasily, if he calls me babe again I'm gonna seriously kick him in his private parts, what an asshole.

"Eww you two need to get a room" Elle said smirking and cracking her knuckles.

"Can I talk to you?" Richard said, he didn't wait for an answer because he pushed me away from them so they couldn't here.

"What are you playing at?" I shouted but then I lowered my voice "We have a deal remember?"

"I know, I wouldn't go out with you in real life anyway" He replied.

"So why did you say that?" I asked annoyed.

"The thing is with Ace, he always wants what he can't have" Richard sighed "Last year I had a girlfriend called Helen, we were pretty serious and then I found her with Ace, it turns out they were fucking each other for quite a while, dirty little skag she is, and I know for a fact that Ace would never of gone out with her if I didn't see her" He stopped and then carried on "He always does this even with the other cobras".

"What's this got to do with me?" I asked (I already knew Ace is an asshole, if he wants me to stop me going out with him he's gonna have to try better).

"If he knows we are going out, he'll definitely want you, then you get what you want and I do to" He replied "So are you gonna do it?" He asked.

"Fine I'll do it" I replied sulkily.

"Let's go back and act as if we're a couple" He smirked. Eww.

We did and it was horrible, the only good thing about that is he didn't kiss me and Ace looked at me differently for a change, there was more chatting but I can't be bothered to tell you because it was all small talk, well tomorrow The Lipsticks are coming over to my house to have fun, I've also got to give Richard his History book back so he can show his teacher he actually did some work.

I've got to go and kill my little brother.

Love From Heather (Richard Chambers fake girlfriend)

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