Red Nox: Okay, fine! You're not a dork! Nyah. I already told you who Romero is at lunch.And Flamer you are? Hell no; it's when someone insults something without giving a reason. "Ur story liekk, ttly suckedorz!" That's flaming. "You're story was good, but the dialogue was sometimes hard to read…" That is constructive criticism. And whatever Kitty Tala said goes over the rating of PG-13, 16, and R...but it mustof been something bad because it sent Ray into a giggle fit...Oh, and I'm glad you liked the basket part. Raul and Julia strike me as the possesive type for some reason...And yes, I liked the lollypop, too...--smirk--

BeyMistress05: Nyah, thankies, Bey! -Laughs- Chicken Boris, eh? Hehe, now that would get Gemini and his evil little partner in some trouble when everyone returns to normal…Hmm…-evil idea forming- …

Astera Snape: I'm glad that makes you squeal like a fangirl! …Now I want to draw Brookie walking around with Chibi Ty-kun on his head…… XD A snaakeee you say? –re-reads Bey's- ….Ahhhh….-laughs evilly- THIS gives me an idea……-shifty eyes-

Tala: Dear lord, what is she going to do to us? …Meow…o.O

Kai: -Sweatdrop- I have a bad feeling about this chapter…and why are you meowing?

Max: …We're in for it…o.O

Hiro: …I'm glad that we got separated from you guys, right now…-shakes head-

Brooklyn-Tyson: --nod-- Defiantly.

Me: HEY! What are you all doing here! This is YOUR scene! –Shoo's them off- Get to your scenes, dammit! Oh, and…I don't own Beyblade, just this plot, blah, blah, blah…Oh, and there's a small hint of TalaxKai, but only if you see it that way. It's more in a friendship—wait, no, I can't say that; it's more of a 'OMG THANK YOU!' gesture…. Yaayyy?

Tala: DISCLAIMER:T-LW-T don't own a lot of things...

Me: I already said the damn disclaimer! Now get to your scenes before I throw you all off that cliff!

Everyone: o.O...--scramble to various sets--

Chapter VI: Chickens, and Villains, and Snakes…Oh my!

"HOLY COW!" Mariah screamed, falling backwards. A dark purple chicken popped its head out of the basket, looking confused.

"…No …I'm a chicken! What are you, BLIND?" It said angrily, crossing its……..…wings.

"…You sound familiar…" Kai mused, walking up to the chicken and poking it in the eye.

"OW! Why'd you do that, brat!" It growled. Tala walked up to the basket, placed his paws on the edge and peered at the chicken.

"…Why are you dark purple?" He asked, cocking his head. The dark purple chicken (who shall be called T.D.P.C until further notice,) puffed out its chest.

"Because I was turned into a dark purple chicken. Do you have a problem with that, CYBER-TALA? Or should I say CAT-BER Tala?" T.D.P.C taunted, smirking. Tala growled and extended his claws.

"…You're Boris I presume?" Tala growled, licking his lips. "I don't know about YOU guys," Tala got into a pouncing position, "But I'm feeling like a little peck-ish…" Tala smirked. "Anyone want some chicken for lunch?" Tala pounced…but Kai scooped him into his arms before he could. Cradling the cat gently, Kai held the cat firmly in his chibi arms.

"No! Don't eat him! …He's not nice…" Kai said, glaring at T.D.P.C. Tala sighed.

"………………………...Can I at least chase him?" Tala asked, looking up at the chibi with the same big kitty, pleading eyes that Ray uses. Kai was silent for a moment before responding.

"…Sure, go for it," Kai said; Tala smiled widely.

"YES! THANK YOU!" Tala hugged the blader (to his best of abilities) around the neck, kissed him on the cheek and ran after the screaming T.D.P.C. Kai blinked and blushed madly, while Oliver smirked.

"Bee-lack mail!" Oliver said, smirking widely…How much blackmail does that girl (guy) need?

"HEY!" Kai was about to (try and) strangle her, but Ray and Johnny held him back, shouting something along the lines of 'He's not worth it!' or 'Don't kill him!'

"Can we eat now?" Mariah asked, reaching his hand into the basket. Everyone nodded, telling him silently to go ahead …what were the others doing you ask? (If you didn't, too damn bad)

The twins were arguing about…something, Romero was trying to get them to stop, Hilary, Ming Ming, Mathilda, Emily were talking about fashion, boys, and what not and giggling while pointing at a magazine, Ray, Kai, Max, Kevin, Mystel, Lee, Johnny and Enrique were playing tag, Spencer and Bryan were laughing hard as Tala chased "Boris" (in some way) around the clearing and Garland, Judy and Robert were relaxing under the shade and watching the chibi's. Michael was trying to teach Miguel how to bat and pitch properly, Rick was under a different tree listening to her music, Kenny was typing away at her laptop, trying to find Hiro, Brooklyn, and Tyson, while Oliver was watching all her blackmail on her video camera, laughing every now and then.

Mariah fumbled around in the basket for a momentbefore feeling something wrap around his arm.

"…What the…" Mariah pulled his arm out. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Everyone snapped their heads over, seeing a boa constrictor wrapping itself around Mariah's arm, moving its way to his neck. Lee and Ray rushed over and tried prying it off, while Kevin tried biting it and digging it's claws into it.

"HELP US!" Lee yelled at the standing teens and Judy. They rushed over and started pulling, trying to help the wrapped gender-switched teen.

-------5 Minutes Later…--------

"Well…this certainly isn't good…" Miguel said as the boa tightened it's grip around the…(--counting--) …26 teens, 1 adult, and 1 dark purple chicken that Tala keeps threatening to eat.

"We kinda noticed that," Michael said, sighing. "So this is how it ends, huh? I die in Miguel's body…what a shame..."

"I'm going to die in Spencer's! AHHH!" Max screamed and started bawling, anime tears flowing down his face like waterfalls.

Everyone: —sigh—

"Well, we're screwed…" Lee said, sighing.

"Oh, you are SOOO optimistic…" Bryan said glaring at the neko-jin, sarcasm dripping from the sentence.

"I don't want to die! I DON'T WANT TO DIIIIIEEEEE!" Ray bawled. Bryan scowled at the noise, but softened his facelightly when he saw Spencer trying to calm Ray down verbally. 'He's such a sucker for kids…' Bryan thought to himself as Mystel started freaking out.

"I DON'T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT SEEING BROOKLYN!" The blonde—err…silvernette screamed at the boa; and unfortunately for the boa, straight into the hole where it's ear would be. Everyone snickered.

"Ooohhh…" The gang chorused, smirking at each other.

"HE OWES ME 5 DOLLARS!" (A/N: What was going through your head, hmm? Obviously not this.)

Everyone: —sweatdrop and attempted anime fall—

"…Why does he owe you 5 dollars?" Garland asked, raising a curious eyebrow.

"…Eh? Oh, I won a bet," Mystel replied, smiling devishly. Garland blinked,

"About what?"

"Can't tell you that."

"……………Mystel…" Garland warned, glaring. Mystel looked shiftily around with his eyes for a couple of long moments.

"I'll tell you later."

"Good."

"If there is a later….."

"You're so pessimistic…" Garland sighed. Mystel narrowed his eyes and retorted,

"Like you aren't!"

——————————With Our Favorite "Older Brothers"

(Mystel: -rolling on ground laughing somehow- Hiro/Brooklyn: -glare-)

"So, got anymore idea's, oh mighty prodigy? Because hey, I'd love to get lost again!" Hiro growled with heavy sarcasm, glaring at the ginger-red haired boy turned bluenette. The prodigy sighed,

"…Sorry, but I'm out of id—…Why you!" Brooklyn snapped, cutting himself off and glared daggers at his coach. Hiro smiled in victory before starting to laugh, Brooklyn soon joining him. After they both calmed down, Hiro took a quick glance around and shifted his shoulders, making Tyson wake up and rub his eyes sleepily.

"You know, Brookie…" Hiro started, looking around. "…I…think we've been here before…" Brooklyn sighed and paused, looking at the trees for a moment.

"I really don't care at this point…" The prodigy said, sighing and stuffing his hands in his pocket, continuing to walk forward, leaving the older boy behind.

"But I swear I've seen that tree before! It's the only oak in this forest!" Hiro protested as the ginger-red haired teen ignored him. (A/N: Is it just me, or does he sound like Brooklyn? >.> --shifty eyes--)

"…Is it just me, or are you two acting like each other…? And acting your age?" Tyson asked from atop of his…uh…"Brother's" shoulders. The two bladers stopped and looked at each other for a moment before replying in unison.

"…Oh well," They shrugged in unison and continued to walk.

"We can take our time at least; we know the others aren't in any mortal danger!" Brooklyn said, smiling.

"Yeah, it's not like they can't breath, or something!" Hiro said, laughing.

——————————Scene change to the Others…

"Can't…Breath…"

—————————— Back with our favorite "Older Brothers"…

"Yeah! It's not like there's a giant boa constrictor…constricting them or something!"

——————————Back with the Others…

"Giant boa constrictor…constricting us…"

——————————And Back to our favorite "Older Brothers"…

"Yeah, I bet they don't need our help at all!"

——————————Back with the Boa Constri—I mean the others…

"Need…Hiro and Brooklyn's help…"

——————————And Back yet again to our favorite "Older Brothers"…

"WE GET THE POINT ALREADY!" Hiro yelled at the sky…assuming he was yelling at me, the authoress, I gave him the best answer I could……………

Shut up, Hiro!

"…Evil Bitch…" Hiro muttered. "C'mon Brooklyn, I just have a feeling," Hiro snapped, emphasizing the 'I just have feeling' while looking up and glaring at the sky, "That the others are in trouble with a boa…"

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, do you have to go save them from the jaws of the boooaaaaaaa?" Tyson and Brooklyn whined in unison just to piss Hiro off.

"Yes or I'm leaving you both here to get eaten by hungry jaguars," Hiro said in the I'm-tired-of-your-whining-and-I'm-not-leaving-any-agrument-here-so-face-it-and-get-your-ass-moving tone.

"…Yes Mother," Brooklyn mocked. His smirking mocking face faltering when he remembered Hiro was on the track team at one point and was a really fast runner; he learned that when Tyson and Hiro were running laps with Kai and the rest of the BBA Revolution.

"BROOKLYN!" Hiro growled. Brooklyn gulped and started running screaming something along the lines of 'He's gonna kill me!' "Hold on, Tyson! We got us a prodigy rat to catch! GET BACK HERE BROOKLYN!" Hiro yelled, Tyson laughing as his body-switched brother ran as fast as he could after the fleeing, panicking, body-switched prodigy.

——————————Back with the Others…

…"Any time now…"

——— One Hour Later….———

"Annyy time now…"

——— One Hour Later….———

"Annnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy time now…"

——— One Hour Later….———

"Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy—"

"SHUT UP RAY!" The teens yelled, shutting the impatient chibi up.

"…" Mariah sighed, with a growl emitting out of his throat. "They're behind schedule…"

"Mystel, what time is it?" Kevin asked, looking at the used-to-be-silver-haired teen. Mystel pulled his arm up and looked at his bare wrist.

"Garland! What's the time!" Mystel snapped, glaring at the silv—I mean blonde boy. Garland raised an eyebrow and pulled his (Mystel's) wrist up, checking the time.

"…4:58…" Garland replied.

"They were supposed to be here three hours ago!" Kai yelled. Tala sighed and shook his head, continuing to chew on a purple feather…No you idiot, he was chewing on the hard part, duh…

"Taalaa! You didn't!" Kai whined, turning a hurtful look at the red kitten. "You'll get sick!"

"…I didn't, Kai…" Tala replied, jerking his head towards the boa. "He did."

"…Ewwwwwww….." The gang chorused, making faces.

And then! Out of the horizon came…………..

"Goddammit what took you so damn long!" Mystel shouted, then putting on a surprised face. "NOO! I sound like Garland!"

"Finally, I thought you guys abandoned us!" Garland said, sighing. "…NOO! I sound like Mystel!" Boris, who was out of the boa's mouth somehow, was knocked out against a tree and Tala threw a rock at him with his tail—and by rock, I mean a 6-pound, pure marble rock.

"Sorry guys!" Hiro called, panting.

"Yeah, Hiro got us lost!" Brooklyn called. Hiro glared.

"Do you WANT me to throw you over that conveniently placed cliff!" Hiro snapped, pointing to the sad cliff. Brooklyn shook his head franticly. "GOOD."

"Anyways, let me try something…" Brooklyn walked up to the boa and stared at it for a moment. "………Open sesame!" Brooklyn pointed at the boa.

………………..

………………..

………………..

"You HONESTLY thought that would WORK?" Hiro growled from next to Brooklyn. "That's something more like Tyson would do! You're a prodigy for god sakes and love nature! DO SOMETHING!"

"…Like you are!"

"I AM!" Hiro retorted, continuing to pull the tail of the snake. "Stupid thing is like Kyoujii's, not you Kenny, power hugs!" Hiro whined… "Heeyyy…that's ittt…" Hiro smirked and looked up at Tyson (To the best of his ability) "Ty-Ty, what do you do when—"

"—WHEN THEY COME FOR YOOUUU!" Tyson sang, throwing his arms up.

Everyone: —sweatdrop—

"Uhh…O.O" Hiro blinked, "No…What do you do when Kyoujii comes over and gets us in her power hugs?"

"…Get a crowbar?" Tyson suggested. Hiro nodded,

"Yes! A crowbar!" Hiro clapped his hands together enthusiastically (A/N: I hate that word! It's so long!) and smiled.

"…One problem, genius…We don't have a crowbar!" Brooklyn snapped, throwing his hands in the air.

"I have one in my pocket…" Bryan proposed. "Might have trouble getting it tho—"

"Got it!" Brooklyn cried, sticking the crowbar between the snack—snake, I mean, and Ming Ming and started pulling. Hiro eventually wandered over and grabbed him around the waist, helping him pull. Tyson finally got off Hiro's head and grabbed Hiro's (Brooklyn's) leg and started pulling…

He only managed to make Hiro and Brooklyn trip.

"I GIVE UP!" Brooklyn kicked the snake. "I hate snakes! I like birds way better and—!" Brooklyn paused as he noticed T.D.P.C (or Boris) on the ground. "Hey, is that Boris? ……..and why is he missing all the feathers on his tail?" Brooklyn asked, a confused look on his (Hiro's) face.

"…Eeeerrm…" Tala spit out some feathers and let them slowly float down, Brooklyn and Hiro staring at them as they did. "I blame society?"

"…Hey Mr. Boa…" Tyson walked up to the snake's head. "If we give you the dog—"

"I'm a chicken!"

"If we give you the pigeon—"

"CHICKEN."

"The bald eagle—"

"I'M A PIGEON DAMMIT!"

"HA, YOU ADMIT IT!"

"GAH!"

"If we give you the loud-mouth pigeon, will you let my friend's go?" Tyson asked with huge chibi eyes. The boa shrugged (HOW he did it is beyond me, though…I never knew Boa's had shoulders) as Tyson grabbed Boris's leg and held it out.

"…Thanksssss…"The boa hissed somehow as Tyson let the panicking rooster go and flee as a 27 foot boa followed.

"THANK YOU TYSON!" Ray and Kai glomped the happily squealing chibi. Brooklyn laughed as Half of the gang glomped Hiro and himself.

"Thank you so much, boys!" Judy said, bowing. Hiro smiled as Brooklyn started a game of tag with the chibi's, cats, Spencer and Max.

"No problem, Mrs. Tate," Hiro said as he glanced over at the prodigy, who was currently "it".

"He really loves kids, huh?" Judy asked as Bryan walked up.

"Spencer's a sucker for 'em," Bryan replied, the usual scowl on his face.

"So he's a gentle giant, eh?" Garland asked, looking at Bryan who nodded in silent response.

"Hm…Hey, Mrs. Tate, I was wondering something…" Hiro started innocently; Judy looked at him. "Where did that boa come from?"

"…The picnic basket," Judy replied, sweatdropping. Hiro blinked,

"No offense or anything but…" Hiro blushed slightly, "I…didn't think you all would be desperate enough to try and eat a boa constrictor…I didn't know one could fit in there…"

"…We don't even know how it fit in there…" Bryan mumbled.

Suddenly!

Panicking voices came from near the chibi's, cats, Brooklyn, Spencer and Max. The others all snapped their heads over to see Max, and Brooklyn panicking, all the chibi's expect for one were crying, and Spencer was trying to calm them down.

Hiro examined them for a moment and gasped and exclaimed, "Where's Tyson!"


Hiro: ...What did you do now! --glares--

Me: Ehehehehe...nothing tooo bad...

Brooklyn: ...I'm gonna bet it's something bad...

Me; AHEM.

Hiro: ...Me again? dammit...R&R please!... and Thanks to all reviewers, too! Flames/Constructive Criticism are appreciated. Like stated earlier in the last chapters, T-LW-T will accept flames.She will just ignore you and hit the flamer withher remote that she keeps next to herseld so she can watch Beyblade...which isn't on Monday's and Friday's anymore, much to her dissapointment, but is on Saturday's and Sunday's, much to her liking.

Tala: We'd also like to thanks our reviwers: BeyMistress05, Astera Snape, and Red Nox for reviewing the previous chapter!

Kai: If you have any idea's for coming chapters, review with your idea or email it to T-LW-T at --points and glares-- Except you, Red Nox! You talk to her at school!

Me: Thanks! and...Why do you all have that MEMORIZED!

Tala: Because you make us do it so damn much!

Me: Yeah, cause I'll get sued if I don't!

Kai: That's the disclaimer, baka!

Me: DON'T YOU BAKA ME! --tackles--

Brooklyn: --turns camera away from fighting duo-- ...As said before, R&R please!