A/N: Sorry I've been gone for some time I started high school and I got a lot of work. I hope you like the chapter.

Apartment Living

Chapter3

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Raiden: Comedy

Mei-Ling: Romance

Grey Fox: Fire

Otacon: Science

Naomi: Action

Colonial: War movie

Snake: Colonial why are you here?

Colonial: To watch a movie with all of you. Also since Snake is paying.

Snake: We're going to see a teen slasher movie.

Raiden: Which one?

Snake: Freddy vs. Jason

Raiden: Cool with me.

Otacon: Sure

Colonial: I'm all for it yo.

Everyone else: (Looks at Colonial)

Colonial: Forget I said that.

[After the movie]

Snake: That was okay, not all that good.

Raiden: Not enough blood spray.

Otacon: You know you two still got to look for jobs.

Snake: Why?

Otacon: Because both of you quitted your other job.

Raiden: We didn't quit.

Otacon: Yes you did.

Snake: No we didn't.

Otacon: I heard you guys telling them you quit over the phone.

Snake: Well actually we were.

Raiden: I just remember I have to go home and clean my room.

Snake: And I have to wash my clothes. (Runs away)

Raiden: Yeah that too bye. (Runs away)

Naomi: Wait a minute do they know how to wash clothes?

Otacon: No they don't.

[At the laundry room in the apartment]

Snake: Damn that's a long title.

Raiden: I know he didn't have to say in the apartment too. Snake do you know how to do laundry.

Snake: Nope Meryl did the laundry for me do you?

Raiden: Nope Rose usually did the laundry for me too.

Snake: Well I guess we can try or something.

Raiden: You sure something crazy won't happen.

Snake: Nope

Raiden: Cool

Snake: All right the first thing we do is put the clothes in the machine.

Raiden: All of them?

Snake: Yeah we'll just mix everything together.

Raiden: All right next lets add the detergent. How much should we add?

Snake: Seems like a pretty small box add the whole thing.

Raiden: Okay done how do we turn it on?

Snake: I don't know I haven't figure out that part yet.

Raiden: should we ask someone?

Snake: Yeah lets go ask our neighbor. (Knocks on neighbor's door)

Fortune: What is it? Wait its you two.

Raiden: You and Dead Cell are our neighbor.

Fortune: Yes Raiden

Snake: And she knows your name too.

Fortune: Also I'm about to kill both of you. (Gets rail gun)

Snake: Wait we just want to ask you something.

Fortune: What?

Raiden: Will you tell us how to turn on the washing machine?

Fortune: Never

Snake: Raiden this is the part where we run.

Fortune: No this is the part where you stand still while I blow your limbs off.

Raiden: Oh s**t. (Runs away beside Snake)

Fortune: Get back here.

Raiden: Where are we going to go?

Snake: I don't know but I got an idea.

Raiden: What is it?

Snake: Well we go outside then.

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A/N: What is Snake's plan? Guess what it is and do the next best thing and REVIEW!!!