Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode's clips) "Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, the final 5 went on a slippery, saucy sundae-shopping spree with extra, "are you nuts?" Trent and Gwen tried to take down Mal, while Zoey's sundae got messed up! In the end, Mike won the challenge, or is it Mal? Trent finished last and was supposed to take the flush but Gwen threw up her Sundae which led me to instead give Mike or Mal the choice to eliminate one of them. He chose Gwen to take the flush. We are down to the final 3. (A farting sound is heard, Chris chuckles awkwardly) Who's going to the finale? (Another fart is heard; Chris glares angrily off-screen) and who's going to get a bacterial infection, if SOMEONE doesn't stop using the flush of shame! (Zoom out to reveal the yeti reading a newspaper while sitting on the Flush of Shame. The yeti growls and then looks back at its paper) "Seriously, bro; we put PEOPLE in there! It's all or nothing time, right here on Total Drama All-Stars!" (The yeti farts again) "Eeewwwwww!"

(Opening credits)


(Fade into the campgrounds at night; where Trent is sitting on the steps of the loser cabin.)

Trent is sad.


CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "I can't believe Gwen is gone". (Gets mad.) "Mal will pay".

Mal: (Confidently) "I preferred Zoey to go but Gwen going has broken Trent, so I'm cool. The million dollars is in my grasp, and still no one has a clue that I'm not really Mike!" (Chuckles evilly) "I'm gonna use the prize money to live like a REAL villain… in a tower, preferably overlooking a volcano."


END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(Zoom into Mal's head, once again showing Mike, Chester, Svetlana, and Vito trudging through the field of brain matter. By now they're getting closer to the creepy tower seen in episode 10)

Vito: "I hope we hit the club district soon."

Chester: "Nah, ya ninny! If this place has a club district, I'll eat my pants- WITHOUT any catsup, unless you got some on ya." (Points accusingly at Vito) "Quit holding out!" (The four keep walking until they approach a campfire; next to the campfire stands Mike's Australian personality, Manitoba Smith, holding a lasso and staring intensely at the sky)

Mike: (Stops right in front of Manitoba) "Manitoba! Finally!"

Manitoba: "Can't talk now, big quota to fill."

Mike: (Confused) "What's Mal making you do?"

Manitoba: (Points his head upwards) "See them clouds? (Everyone looks up to see a bunch of floating clouds) them's your dreams. My job's to get rid of them so you can never enjoy them again. (He lassoes a cloud down and pulls it down between him and Mike. The cloud fades and shows what looks like Zoey and Mike kissing in the rain)

Mike: (Gasps) "It's the dream I had about kissing Zoey in the rain! Aww, I loved that dream!" Svetlana: (Gushing) "So romantical!"

Chester: (Gags) "That dream's cheesier than one of my mozzarella sandwiches!"

(Manitoba tosses the dream cloud into the fire pit; Mike screams)

Mike: "Don't do that! Manitoba: LOVE to, Mate; but Mal's the boss."

Mike: (Groans) "As soon as I regain control, the first thing I'm gonna do is find Zoey and give her a REAL kiss! One that Mal won't be able to ruin! (Manitoba throws another dream cloud into the fire) augh, COME ON! Stop burning up my dreams!"

Manitoba: "Ah well, we all gotta go sometime. Mike: don't you wanna be free?"

Manitoba: (Glares at Mike) "But even if we COULD beat Mal, that'd just put YOU back in charge! So, how's that make ME free?"

Vito: "No way, he's right!" (Points at Mike) "Why should YOU get all the control?"

Mike: (Nervously) "Cus, I'M the first. The original."

Chester: (Rolls his one eye) "Pah! Where's the proof?"

Mike: (Reaches into his pocket) "Right here." (Pulls out his wallet and opens it, showing it to his other personalities) see? (The other personalities scream. Mike looks at his wallet and gasps, seeing what they're screaming about… instead of his own ID, Mal's ID is there) Mal?! NOOOOOOOO!"


(Cut to the next morning)

Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) "Goooooood morning, Final Three! Gather on the dock, pronto-roo-nio! Iii It's CRUNCH time!


The final 3 are walking. Zoey turns to see a sad Trent.

Zoey: "I feel bad for Trent".

Mal: "Same".

CONFESSIONAL:

Mal: "That fool Trent is lost without his girl. He'll be easy to get rid of now". (Laughs evilly.)


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(The contestants all line up at the edge of the dock, when the Boat of Losers pulls up, with Chris dressed as a pirate on board)

Chris: "Ahoy, mateys! "(Chuckles) "Come to me, faithful bird!" (Leaps out of the boat and onto the dock. Chef walks out of the boat cabin, wearing a giant bird costume. Everyone, including Chris, laughs at Chef; Chef just frowns) "Oh come on, stop frowning. You look great and you know it! Hey, if you don't wanna be here then-" (The boat of losers drives off) "That wasn't what I was gonna say!" (Walks along the dock up to the contestants; sighs) "Congrats on making it to the final 3. Trent, congrats on outlasting Gwen for the first time in your Total Drama career".

Trent is shocked.

CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "I've been so focused on being sad for Gwen's elimination, that I forgot I'm in the final 3 and that I have outlasted Gwen for the first time. Never expected to make it this far and be without Gwen. I got to make her proud".


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: " I've come up with a special challenge. Your mission, to retrieve 1 of 4 valuable pieces of pirate loot stashed somewhere on the island."There's PLENTY if you know what you're looking for!"


CONFESSIONAL:

Zoey: "Not to be mean but Chris has such an ego that I expect the valuable piece to be a picture of himself."


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "To determine who searches for what, (Pan over to a table holding five small treasure chests on top at the edge of the dock. Chris walks up to said table.) each player will choose one of these five treasure chests. AAARRRR-HA-HAAARRR!" (Looks over to Mal.) Mal, as the winner of the last challenge, you get to go first."

(Mal sticks his hand inside the 4th chest and rummages around. A snap is heard and Mal screams in pain; he pulls out his hand, and a snapping turtle is biting down on it. Mal growls at the turtle; the turtle barks like a seal and lets go of Mal's hand and scurries off. The rest of the contestants look confused at each other.)

Chris: "Ok, that's new." (Pan back over to Mal's chest, where a note card with a picture of the Gilded Chris award from season 2 pops out.) "Mike, you must bring me the long-lost Golden Chris statute."

Mal: (Annoyed) "Any clue where I might find it?"

Chris: "If I knew, it wouldn't be "long-lost" now, would it?"


CONFESSIONAL:

Mal: "I REEEAAALLY need to win this challenge! If I can't win fairly,: (Smirks) I'll just have to win UN-fairly!" (Chuckles evilly, which turns into a cackle)


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Trent opens one of the chests next. He peeks inside it, when a dark cloud of pepper explodes in her face. A note card with a picture of Chris' face pops out)

Trent: (Screams; his voice cracking) "Pepper!?" (Sneezes squeakily)

Chris: "Trent, you must go to the crumbling, life-threateningly dangerous wreck of my former cottage, and bring back an intact portrait of moi."


CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: (Sneezes) "Great, life threatening". (He says sarcastically).


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Zoey nervously approaches his chest. She flips the lid open and steps back and cringes. Nothing happens, so she peeks inside the chest again; suddenly, a boxing glove springs up and clocks her right in the face. Zoey falls backwards; on the glove is a note card with a picture of a diamond on it)

Chris: "You must bring me the McLean diamond, which can be found on or near the abandoned pirate ship." (Lindsay rubs her head in pain while on the ground) Which just happens to be guarded by Fang."

Zoey is horrified


CONFESSIONAL:

Zoey: "Not Fang."


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "The winner goes to the finale and decides who gets to go with them. The one that isn't picked becomes the final flushed. ON YER MARK… (Groans; talks like himself again) ah just go". (Blows his air horn and the contestants run off.)


(Cut to the abandoned pirate set from season 2 sitting in the middle of the lake. Zoey is hopping across the rocks behind it.)

Zoey hops across the rocks leading under the ship, and then pops up from the stairs leading down on the actual deck of the ship.)

Chris: (Over the loudspeaker; obnoxiously loud) "Zoey''s first to reach his pirate loot zone! The heat is on! I hope my loud voice isn't getting Fang's attention!"

(At that moment, Fang peeks his head out of one of the bathrooms, and sneers at Zoey.)

Zoey is scared.

Zoey: "Don't hurt me Fang".

(Fang just smiles wickedly, revealing the diamond wedged between his teeth. Lindsay gasps again.)


CONFESSIONAL:

Zoey: "I hate that shark".


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Fang chases her Zoey screams and rushes towards the exit of the ship, Fang chases after her.


(Cut to the beach near Playa Des Losers; Trent is running towards it.)

Trent: "Hopefully this should be easy".

He gets inside and then gasps that there are so many portraits, many of which that are not intact

Trent: "Should have known this would have been difficult".


CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "Well, this is bad. Look at all the number of portraits and like none are intact. How am I supposed to find one intact"? He groans in annoyance.


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Trent is walking through the mansion, searching for intact portraits.

Chris: (Over loudspeaker; tearfully) "And Trent reaches my beloved cottage"

Trent is still looking around, but stops when he sees a painting poking out of some rubble.

Trent: "What's this?" (He struggles trying to pull the painting out of the rubble; not noticing a pair of familiar, evil eyes glaring at him from the shadows of the door) "That's just creepy!"

(Suddenly Mal pops out of his hiding spot holding a pipe over his head, ready to hit Trent with it. The screen pauses. Cut to Chris in the control room in the Spa hotel; Chris is looking at the screen, slightly freaked out.)

Chris: "Whoa! Where'd he come from? That guy is just spooky. What is Mal up to now? Will anyone survive? You stick around and find out, I'm going to the panic room, here on Total Drama All-Stars!" (He runs out of the room quickly.)

(Commercial break.)


(Cut back to the mansion; Trent is still struggling to pull the painting free, still not seeing Mal preparing to strike her with the pipe.)

Trent: (Grunts) "Come on, let go!" (The corner she is pulling on breaks off the painting. Turning around she accidentally hits Mal in the face, causing him to drop the pipe.) "Mike! What are you doing here?!"

Mal: "Uh I uh figured this …This would be the best place to look."

Trent (feigning understanding): "Oh, that's good".


CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "I know he;s lying but can't let him know that. I gotta go along with this, but better keep my eye out".


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Trent throws his piece away.

Trent: "We can help each other find what we are finding."

Mal: "I'm on it!"

Trent: "This could be filled with traps".

Mal: "Thanks for the tip." (He smirks and kicks a loose support beam, and part of the roof collapses on top of Gwen, burying her in rubble. Trent screams as it falls on her.)

Mal: (in normal voice; faking innocent) "Whoopsies.." (He clears his throat and imitates Mike, rushing to the rubble pile) "Gwen! Oh my gosh are you okay?!"

(All that can be heard from Trent are muffled screams.)

Mal: (groans) "Don't worry, I'll go get some help!" (He whistles his tune as he walks away; Trent''s muffled screams can still be heard.)


CONFESSIONAL:

Mal: "Trent is definitely onto me, so I gotta stop him". (Laughs evilly.)

Trent: "Mal must know I'm onto him". He groans in pain.


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut back to Courtney, who is now crawling along a branch high up in the trees.)

(Cut back to the pirate ship; Zoey is sitting on top of the ship's mast with a coil of rope made into a lasso, glaring down at Fang. Fang is wearing sunglasses while relaxing on a beach towel.)

Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) "Zoey is hiding from Fang. Will she be able to get past him and her piece"?

Zoey: "Let's hope".


CONFESSIONAL:

Zoey: (Holding her lasso) "I need to knock Fang out to get that diamond".


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Zoey slowly lowers the rope down to Fang.)

She hastily slips it onto Fang's nose, tugging tightly.)

Zoey: "Yes".

(Fang tugs hard at the rope, which pulls Lindsay down and making her crash straight through the floor. Fang then drops cannonballs and a treasure chest down the hole; a crash is heard, and Zoey hollers in pain, Fang smiling at her misery.)

Zoey: (In pain) "Ow.."


CONFESSIONAL:

Zoey: "This is going to take forever. Fang is too savage. I don't know how I am going to deal with this shark"?


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut to below the deck;Mal peeks in from the side, smirking at Zoey's pain.)

Mal: (Normal voice) "Perfect timing." (Clears throat, and imitates Mike; faking worry) "Zoey! Oh boy! (Helps Lindsay up) "Are you okay?"

Zoey: "Yea. Fang is just being difficult".

Mal: I know this shark is difficult".

Zoey: "I don;t know how to stop him".

Mal: "You're a strong girl. You should get him and bring him to Chris".

Zoey:" But how"?

Mal: I'll help you".

Zoey smiles.

Zoey: "Thanks".


CONFESSIONAL:

Mal: "It's a perfect time to sabotage Zoey." (Chuckles, rubs his hands together menacingly.)

Zoey: "I'm glad that Mike is helping me". (She becomes worried.) "But if this is Mal, then I'm in big trouble".


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut back to the mansion ruins. Trent gets himself out of the rubble.)

Trent: "Well, Mal definitely knows I'm onto him .Why did I say watch out for traps"? (Just then, he spots something and gasps) "Wow!" (He pulls out an intact painting of Chris.) "Yes! No rips! Just, some dirt!" (He tries to rub the dirt off of it, but she accidentally smudges it.) "No, no! Don't do that. Come on now!" (He tries rubbing it again, but she continues smudging it.) "No! No, no! I need to fix this!"


CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "No, I find a piece but then ruin it. No, not now".


Back with Chris in the control room.

Chris: (Over the loudspeaker)Nobody has got their item. So you may want to thing about getting them… RIGHT NOW!" (His yelling causes the screen to shake, and the campers to cringe.)

(Cut to the control room, where Chris turns off the monitor.)

Chris: "Ok, I guess we should head back to camp to see who wins this!" (Runs off)

(Cut back to the woods with Trent, still trying to fix the portrait, with a stick on his hands.)

Trent: "This is not working. Come on, I can't lose because of a smudge".

He looks around but cannot find anything.

Trent: "I got to find something".

Trent continues to look ardound. He runs outside and sees a ear walking off. He sees bear poop.

Trent: "No, I can't possibly do this. Bear poop? But what choice do I have"?

Trent continues to look around but can't find anything else.

Trent: "I have no choice".


Back to the ship.

Mal is securing a rope tied around a peg in the mast; on one end of the rope is a wooden barrel for weight, down on the deck is the other side of the rope made into a rope trap. Zoey stands next to the trap with a large bucket of fish standing in the middle of the trap. Mal gives Zoey a thumb's up when he finishes securing the rope, but Lindsay blanks him.)

Zoey: (Looks at Fang.) "Come on Fang, get the fish!" (Runs behind the mast. Fang runs up to the bucket and picks it up happily. Mal looks as though he is supposed to release the rope, but he doesn't; instead he just waits while Fang walks off with the fish bucket. Lindsay pops out, looking very annoyed) "Seriously, Mal?! What did you do?!" (Leaps from behind the mast, right in the middle of the rope trap) "He should've been trapped!"

Mal: (In normal voice) "Oops! My bad, you stupid bitch!" (Lets go of the line, causing the barrel to start falling and pulling on the rope.)

Zoey (Shocked and doesn't notice Mal letting go of the line) "What tdid you -" (Suddenly, the rope trap snares onto Lindsay's foot and pulls her upwards, dangling him upside down; she wails in surprise.)

She looks at Mal.

Zoey: "What did you call me and why did you do this to me"?

Mal laughs evilly.

Mal: "Stuid girl, you still don't get it do you. I'm not Mike". (He says in the Mal voice.)

Zoey is horrified.

Zoey: "Mal"?

Mal laughs.

Mal: "Yes, oh feels so good not to act like that loser Mike".

Zoey gets mad.

Zoey: "He's no loser and what did you do to him"?

Mal: "He's alive for now".

Zoey is scared.

Mal: "He'll be eliminated for good and you're going home tonight you bitch".

He laughs evilly.

(Fang walks back to where Zory is dangling, smirking.)

Zoey doesn't pay attention to Fang due to what she just heard.


CONFESSIONAL:

Zoey: "Duncan was right. This is Mal. He's so evil. He took away my Mike. I have to stop him".


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Fang swiftly punches Zoey's face. Pan up to Mal, who smiles as Zoey gets repeatedly punched over and over.)

Zoey: "You won't get away with this Mal. I will make you pay. I will get Mike back".

Mal: "I don't think so".

(When it sounds like it's done, Mal pulls out his knife, and cuts the rope. Zoey lands on the deck floor with a thud; Mal slides down the mast, walks over to Zoey, and picks her up by the arms, which she growls at him angrily.)

Mal: "Stop growling at me like a bitch."


Mal slowly trudges in, carrying Zoey.

Zoey: "Here are Mike and Zoey".

Mal throws her down.

Mal: "Not Mike, Mal".

Chris: "Wow, so you're Mal. Love the twist".

Chris: "So you've come back empty handed like Zoey"?

Mal: (Shrugs) "Ok, I didn't find the loot I was assigned, but I DID bring back another kind of treasure… an injured competitor; your favorite!"

Chris: (Considering) It's true, injured players ARE some of my favorite things! (Puts his hand on Mal's shoulder) Well played. You know what? For doing something I like, I'm giving you immunity".

Zoey: "What"? (She yells in annoyance.) "That's not fair".

Chris: "Since when have I been fair"?

Zoey glares at him.

Trent finished with the portrait. He's grossed out.

Trent: "Hope this works".

He runs out


He dashes out of the cabin and exhaustedly runs in, holding the frame.

Trent:"I'm here".

Chris: "And Trent comes back, being the only one that actually completed the challenge, but I already gave immunity to Mike".

Trent: "What? But he got nothing". He says in shock and anger.

Chris: "You know what? Why don't you show me what you brought? If it's good, I'll give you immunity".

Mal gets angry.

Mal: "No, you can't do that".

Chris: "Yes, I can".

Mal glares at him".

(Trent turns the frame around revealing a finished painting of what looks like a messed up Chris' head on the Mona Lisa.)

Chris: "Funny... I don't remember this one."

Trent: "Uh.. Yeah! I had to do uh.. a little restoration work!"

Chris: (Sniffs at the painting & groans in disgust.) "What is this"?"

Trent: "That was an accident. I tried to fix the smudge the best I could".

Chris: "What did you do to this"?

Trent: (Sighs.) "Ok, it's bear poop". He says as he hands him the portrait.

(Chris holds his lunch, & pukes at his painting, & coughs.)

Chris: "Well.. For showing up last, and DEFACING my portrait, you're not getting immunity".

Trent groans and Mal smiles evilly.

Trent: "So unfair".

Chris: "What you did to this portrait is unfair. I should eliminate you for this, but won't".

Trent: "Oh, thank you". He says sarcastically.

Chris turns to Mal.

Chris: "Mal, as the winner of the challenge, you advance to the finale and get to choose who comes with you. You have to make your decision tonight".

Mal: "Great".

Trent and Zoey glare at him.


Confessional

Mal: "And I won. So close to the million. I do want Zoy out, but Trent is so undeserving that I want him out. He has no business being here, so I am actually considering taking him out".

Trent: "Well, that's it for me. I couldn't make Gwen proud". He frowns.

Zoey: "I don't want to go. I need to save Mike". She starts crying.


END OF CONFESSIONAL

(Zoom into his head again; Mike is STILL looking at the wallet, still in shocked)

Mike: "Mal is the original personality?! I… I can't believe it!"

Chester: "Me neither, why have I been listening to YOU this whole time?!"

Svetlana: (Shouting) "SCHTOP! Who cares who vas da first?!" (Smiles) Mike iz ze best! He's more patient zan me; more generous zan Chester; less egotistical zan Manitoba; und, he's a better dancer than Vito!"

Vito: (Eyes widen, looks offended) "Oh! Hey! Ayo! …"(Sighs, defeated) "Yeah,It's true."

Mike: (Smiles a bit) "Aww, thanks. But if I'm not the original-"

Manitoba: "Ah go on, ya silly Dingo; think about it, we're trapped in a world Mal created, so where do you think that license came from?" (Mike takes another look at the wallet; it fades away into a wallet-shaped lump of brain matter)

Mike: (Grossed out) "EEEWWWW!" (Looks around, shouts up to the ceiling while squishing the brain matter) "Nice try, Mal- but you haven't won yet!"

(Mike molds the brain matter into the shape of a key, and uses the key to unlock the chain on Manitoba's leg)

Manitoba: "Took ya long enough! Come on, I know a shortcut to Mal's guard tower!"

Mike: "Guard tower?"

Manitoba: "You still haven't clued in? This whole place is a jail! The tower is the only way in or out!" (The other personalities start walking towards the tower, except Chester)

Chester: (Moans) "I don't think I can deal with anymore walking, shortcut or not."

Mike: (Rolls his eyes) "Fine, I'll give you a piggyback."

(Chester jumps onto Mike's back; Mike starts carrying Chester towards the tower)

Chester: "Giddy up, slowpoke!"


Cut back to reality, Trent is sitting on the losers cabin sad, and Zoey approaches him.

Zoey: "Did you know about Mal"?

Trent: "Yea, Duncan told me, Gwen and Courtney a while ago".

Zoey: "He told me as well, but wasn't sure to believe him. I didn't want to believe him as well. Mal exposed his identity to me at the challenge".

Trent: "That sucks, I'm sorry Zoey".

Zoey: "Sory that Mal has caused you and the others trouble".

Trent: "If I go tonight, stop him".

Zoey: "Same here".


CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "It is going to be up to Zoey".

Zoey: "I'm prepared to face Mal, but I hope Trent is as well.


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Mal sees Trent and Zoey and smiles evilly.


CONFESSIONAL:

Mal: "One of these two is going. I now want to send Trent out, but Zoey has a shot of bring out that loser Mike. Plus, humiliating Trent in front of his girlfriend may honestly be sweeter than beating Zoey. I'm going back and forth".


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

At the dock of shame that night.

Chris: "Congratulations Mal on the win. Once again, as the winner of the challenge, you advance to the finale and get to choose who goes with you. Make your decision".

Mal: You're all aware of my identity. That loser Mike is done. You can't eat me. I'm the ruler I–

Trent: "Get on with it". (Annoyed)

Mal glares.

Mal: "That's no way to talk to someone deciding your fate.

Trent: "I know your choice. Just say it so we can be over this".

Mal smiles evilly.

Mal: "Trent, you've survived a lot of close calls. You shouldn't be here. You have no business making it to the finale".

Trent glares at him.

Mal: "But (Trent is shocked. Zoey is now worried.) Zoey doe have a shot at bringing Mike bac and I really want to humiliate you in front of your girlfriend Trent, so I'm flushing Zoey".

Trent si shocked. Zoey is sad.

Chris: "That's it, Zoey is the final flushee. Final boot in back to back seasons. Damn, that sucks.

Zoey looks at Trent.

Zoey: "Finish him off Trent".

Trent doesn't say anything, as he is still in shock.

Zoey gets in the toilet.

Zoey: "You won't get away with this Mal. I will bring Mike back".

Mal laughs evilly.

(Chris activates the button flushing Zoey as she was sent down the drain.)

Mal to Trent: "You should be thanking me".

Trent's shock disappears and he glares at Mal.

Trent: "You are going to regret this".

Mal laughs evilly.

Chris: (Addressing the final 2.) "We have our finalists! Trent and Mal. Who will rule victorious in the toughest, roughest million dollar challenge EVER!? Tune in to find out next time, on the season finale of Total Drama All-Stars!"

(End credits)