A/N: Heyz'! Bet cha thought I wasn't gonna update anymore.. Sorry to dissapoint y'all, but I'm actually back with another chap P Anyways, thanx for the reviews, you guys.. those were the only things which kept me update. I hope y'all like this chap.. It's kinda done in a rush, because I was just feeling like writing it..
Thanx again for you reviews and start readin' already ;))
Last time:
"You…- Kabuto.. Kabuto and you.. Oh, my God! You were Kabuto! I bet you were using a henge!" I mentally patted myself on the shoulder. But suddenly my throat went dry as I remembered what I'd done to Kabuto-slash- Itachi a while ago. I'd set him up! Slowly I looked up to meet his eyes. I gulped.
"Uhh- does this mean you're gonna kill me..?" I asked with a tiny voice.
For a long time, we just stared at each other. Itachi-me, me-Itachi, Itachi-me, me Itachi,- but finally it drove me nuts.
"Arghh! Just kill me al ready! Can't take any more!"
"….."
"Say something!"
"…" He never even blinked his eyes once. Suddenly I got a plan. I started to sing the gayest song I could come up with. And with gay, I mean gay. Hah! This should get him talking!
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next day you gave it away.. This year-"
He raised one eyebrow.
"- I'll give it to someone special.. Oooooh.. Yeaaaaaah…Woohooo!" I continued, because I couldn't remember the damn lyrics.
"Stop."
"Yeeeeaaah! Wohohooo! La-aaa-aast Christmas! I gave you my-"
"Shut. Up!"
I finally stopped, smiling my victory smile.
"Gotcha! You talked!" I said, while I waved my hands above my head. He just gave me a you-are-even-way-more-screwed-than-I-am look.
"I should kill you..-" I stopped waving my hands…
"- but you're useful right now." I sighed, deeply relieved.
"Maybe afterwards…" I gulped. Okay, I think I'm now officially very, truly DEAD..
"Ehehehehe… you're funny!" I said uncomfortable, scratching my neck. A habit I got from watching too much Naruto… He just sighed and turned around to leave the room. Before he closed the door, he stopped.
"Stay here until I come to get you. And don't even think about escaping if you want to live to see tomorrow. "
Wow.. since when did Itachi have such a 'nice' way of threatening.. ? He EVEN wasted more than 20 WORDS just on lil' ol' ME! I guess I should be happy..-
Itachi interrupted my thoughts with slamming the door behind his back. I raised my eyebrow.
"What was that about?"
After leaving the annoying woman behind, Itachi walked through a maze of halls and rooms. Akatsuki's base was huge and not to mention dangerous. The walls and floors were covered with advanced traps for every type of element users. And there were special presents for ninja from different countries. So basically, if anyone would wander on the grounds of the Akatsuki, which is very unlikely, but if; first off, he would never find his way out and starve to death , he would be killed by one of his own skills or by one of his home country's techniques, or he would be simply eliminated by one of the members.
Till now, no one had got within 50 miles of the whole complex! There were even cases when members accidentally got themselves killed. Itachi snorted. What decent member could be possible killed on his own damn grounds? The thought only made him disgusted.
Finally he reached his destination and stopped before a big wooden door.
He had an appointment with the boss. Slowly, gliding over the floor, he entered the big office. It looked more like a torture chamber, really. The walls were even covered with bloodied chains and heads of famous warlords and other so called important people.
And people called him sadistic…!
"Did you get the information?" A shadow could be seen in the end of the room, sitting behind a desk.
"No. I did get an important object, though."
"And what made you think that I wanted you to?" The person sneered. Itachi shrugged.
"I found her in his bed while he was naked." This made even his boss shut up for a moment.
"Her?" It seemed like he wasn't the only one shocked with theinformation that Oro wasn't gay.
"Yes, her. A female."
It was silent again.
"His whore?"
"She claims she is not."
"I don't care what she thinks Uchiha," the person growled. "What do you think."
"…."
The missing-nin considered his next words carefully in a way it wasn't obvious.
If I tell him that the woman is telling the truth, which is true, he'll get interested in what she was doing there in the first place and how she caught that snake off guard that easily. If I tell him that she's lying, how ever, she'll be tortured until the non-existent information will be taken out of her. Now which one to choose.. Or maybe I could postpone the decision..
Itachi made his choice.
"I'm not sure."
"You will be sure in 5 days. Understood?"
"Hn."
"Goodbye, Uchiha."
Itachi took the hint, turned around and left. Somehow he'd managed to win some time.
Why the hell do I care anyway? I should kill her.. But for now, she's interesting.
When he entered his room, however, he had second thoughts.
After a while, I kinda got bored so I picked up my purple bag, who Itachi miraculously took along with him, and looked through the stuff.
"Hah! This will do!" I said excited when I found a few pictures of my favourite actors and such. Searching more detailed, I also found glue!
Yaay! This room is gonna rock!
Totally in the mood, I started to hang all those pictures and posters on the walls and closet. After 10 hellish minutes, I took a step backwards to admire my work.
"Hmm…" A frown appeared on my forehead.
Damn! Johnny Depp is hanging a bit weird. And Brad Pitt's almost falling on top off Orlando Bloom!
Rearranging the whole lot, Itook a step back again.
"Perfect!" I said contently nodding my head.
..Suddenly the door opened…
"What the hell have you done to my room."
Uh-ooh! In my enthusiasm I had totally forgot about Itachi!
Crap! Crap! Crap! He's really gonna kill me this time!
Slowly I turned around, smiling innocently.
"Er..- Hi?"
Itachi's eyes were dyed in red. And he didn't look quite happy..
I decided to stay in the denial-stage.
"So, what's up?"
He just glared two holes in my face and I gulped defeated.
Maybe, denial wasn't exactly the best idea.
"Okay, okay! Sorry! Geez! It looks much better this way, anyways!"
Once again I found myself forcefully tackled onto the bed.
Oh, shit.. did I just speak that out loud?
He was getting closer now. My heart seemed to be going to explode out of my chest anytime now. Our noses almost touched and I felt his aah-so-friggin-soft hair brush against my face. My thoughts were making me confused. Was I supposed to like this or fear this?
Cuz' frankly I was feeling the first of the two. I forced my eyes shut and started to breath unevenly. The tension started to rise… and suddenly.. I felt something coming my way up..
"A-A-CHOO!" I sneezed right into Itachi's face. His eyes slightly opened out of shock while I apologetically looked up to him as he re-appeared next to the bed. He didn't say anything and turned around to leave. After he closed the door I finally could release the breath I didn't realize Iwas holding.
"One day I'm gonna be my own death.."
That's it.. I know it's a bit of a dun-need-to-know chap.. But hell, like I said, I felt like writing this;
Just hope, that you'll like it too..
Thanx for reading and lemme know what cha think...!
Love y'all!
MisSs005
