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Apartment Living Chapter4

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Raiden: Snake what is your plan?

Snake: What was the last thing I said in the last chapter?

Raiden: You said we go outside and that's it.

Snake: Right now I remember then we get a car and run her over since bullets don't work on her.

Raiden: The bullets didn't work because she had a machine on her hip.

Snake: I know but then she showed us she's the real deal. Cool I just rhymed.

Raiden: Yeah I remember now.

Snake: Why didn't you remember before?

Raiden: Because I hit my head when fell off of Arsenal Gear then all of sudden I knew how to use the blade better and faster.

Snake: That would make sense.

Raiden: Snake I remember that we don't have a car.

Snake: Damn that's right we don't, but we got something better. Lets go she found us again.

Fortune: Get back here so I can blow off your arms and legs so you can really be snakes.

[Outside]

Raiden: Where did you get this?

Snake: Well I make sure we steal one before you destroyed them all.

Raiden: So we're going to step on her.

Snake: Yep. (Gets inside Metal Gear Ray)

Raiden: Cool. (Gets inside Metal Gear Ray)

Snake: Hey Fortune you better start running.

Fortune: Why I can deflect bullets and missiles you idiots.

Snake: (Blows up the rail gun)

Fortune: I should have seen that coming. (runs away)

Snake: Yeah that's right you better run away.

Raiden: If Fortune is our neighbor then Vamp and Fatman would be our neighbors too.

Snake: Oh s**t that's right. Well will deal with it later. We got to find out how to turn on the washing machine.

Raiden: I'm afraid to ask our other neighbor.

Snake: Lets ask Olga.

Raiden: You sure she'll tell us.

Snake: Yeah she's on our side.

[Where Olga is]

Snake: Olga we need to ask you something.

Olga: All right what is it?

Snake: We need your help on how to turn the washing machine.

Olga: You pull the knob as your turning.

Snake/Raiden: Oh.

Olga: And remember don't mix color clothes with white.

Snake/Raiden: Oh. (Leaves)

[Back at the laundry room]

Snake: Ok there now we wait.

Raiden: So what do we do now.

Snake: Lets get our guns just in case we run into someone else

[At the room]

Snake: Where are they?

Raiden: Where are what?

Snake: They can't be missing I know there here.

Raiden: Snake what are you talking about?

Snake: My cigarettes I can't find them.

Raiden: Here they are.

Snake: Thank you you're a life saver.

Raiden: Hey there is something wrong with toilet.

Snake: Otacon probably broke it by using it took much. I told him to stop punishing the toilet, but he wouldn't listen.

Raiden: Lets go see the landlord.

5 minutes later

Snake: (knocking on the door) landlady get your ass out here.

??: I'm not a landlady, I'm the landlord. (answers the door)

Raiden: (Shocked) nooooooooooo not you.

Solidus: Jack its you.

Raiden: I rather be called Raiden. Only Rose gets to call me Jack.

Solid: (Snickering) Jack

Raiden: Shut up David

Snake: Don't ever call me that in public!!!

Solidus: What do you two want?

Snake: Our toilet is broke.

Solidus: Well that's not my problem. (Closes the door)

Raiden: You lazy no-good bum get your ass out here and fix our toilet.

Solidus: Tell it to someone who cares.

Snake: Lets get Otacon he'll know what to do.

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A/N: Snake and Raiden now have to make Solidus fix their toilet. See how they will fix their problem in the next chapter.

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