Chris: (Voiceover, as clips from ALL SEASON play) "This season on Total Drama All-Stars, 14 competitors returned for another shot at $1,000,000! Your favorite heroes and villains battled for supremacy in our most painful, and grueling challenges ever! There were good moments and betrayals; Gwen dropped Duncan, Gwen & Trent and Duncan & Courtney rekindled their former relationships, Courtney and Gwen rekindled their friendship, and Mal! Oh yea, Mike has an evil personality Mal that took over and wreaked havoc. (Clips from the previous episode play). In the end, Mal won the penultimate challenge, and sent Zoey down the Flush of Shame."
(Cut to the Dock of Shame, where Chris is in his blue tuxedo)
Chris: "After 13 killer challenges, we're down to our final two players!" (Chris gestures to Chef holding the Million Dollar case right next to him.) "Who will take home the million-dollar prize?" (The case opens, upside down, and the money falls on top of the dock) "Aww, dude!" (Chef smiles sheepishly; Chris clears his throat; as he says the contestant's names, pictures of them appear on the screen) will it be Trent, who I'm sure everyone is still shocked is still here, or the evil genius formally known as Mike? Find out right here, right now, on the season finale of Total Drama All-Stars!"
(Opening credits)
The following morning, Trent is sitting outside the loser's cabin.
Trent: "Today is the day".
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: "I'm still shocked I'm in the final 2. I have to beat Mal, but it will be difficult to take him down alone".
Mal: "Trent knows I'm Mal, but he can't do anything. With Zoey gone and Mike being trapped in my subconscious, that million dollars is mine!" (Cackles evilly)
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Mal's evil laughter echoes, as the camera zooms into Mal's brain again. This time we cut directly to the evil tower, the top is shown much clearer now, it looks like Mal's head with his one eye glowing purple. Mike and all the good personalities walk right up to the door, which has a picture of Mal's face and five bodies on it; Chester is still riding piggy-back on Mike's back)
Manitoba: "Here we are. Mal's tower!"
Vito: "Uh, why ain't it guarded by bouncers, or dogs, or an ugly cat or something?"
Mike: "I don't think Mal expected us to make it this far.." (Notices the picture) "Look, this door's got five people on it… five of us! This MUST be the right way!" (Grabs onto the door handle) Let's… (Mike tugs on the door, but it falls backwards on top of all five of them.)
Chester: (Groaning from underneath the door) "I knew it was too easy!" (The door flies upwards as the personalities try and push it off)
Mike: (Struggling) "Come on! Just a little…." (The door falls back on top of them) this can't be how it ends! Was everyone pushing their hardest?! (The other personalities, except Chester, mutter in confirmation) …Chesteeer?!
Chester: "What? I got noodles for arms, just like the rest of us!"
Mike: "On three! Everyone; One, two," (The door shoots back up again)
All five: "THREE!" (The door falls forwards, out of the way, and the personalities head inside the tower; Vito carries Chester inside. Inside the tower is nothing but a spiral staircase.)
Mike: "Yes! We got this!" (His words echo; they all look up and see just how high the tower really is, the staircase leading all the way to the top. Mike just groans)
Mike: "COME ON!"
(Cut back to reality)
Trent is still sitting but then hears "Trent".
Trent recognizes that voice. He turns to see Cody who said his name, and DJ is alongside him, making Trent happy.
Trent: "Cody and DJ".
The two walk up to him and give him a high five and hug.
DJ: "How are you doing man"?
Trent: "Great, how bout you two? What are you guys doing here"?
Cody: "We are great. DJ and I volunteered to come here and root for you. We can't help, but we will root for you".
Trent: I much appreciate this".
DJ: "Almost everyone is rooting for you".
Trent: "I'm glad". (Turns to Cody and drops his smile.) "You know that Gwen and I got back together"?
Cody: "Yes, I'm happy for both of you".
Trent: "Really"?
Cody: "Yes. I've rekindled my feelings for her, but if she had to date anyone besides me, I'm glad it's you".
Trent smiles.
Trent: "Thanks man".
They fist bump.
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: "Awesome that Cody and DJ are here".
Cody: "I did briefly get over Gwen after filming World Tour, but the feelings would return after a month. However, I'm happy for Gwen and Trent, and I'm rooting for Trent".
DJ: "Trent deserves this".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) "Good morning, finalists! Meet me in the forest clearing, and get ready to diet! …Sorry, typo. Get ready to die!"
(Cut to Trent, Cody, DJ and Mall walking through the woods.)
Mal (Trent): "Beating you won't be much pleasure, but a win is a win".
Trent, Cody and DJ glare at him.
Cody: "You won't get away with this".
DJ: "Yea, you're going down".
Mal laughs.
Mal: "Even if you two could help, you still wouldn't be able to stop me. No one can".
Trent: "We'll see about that".
The final two in front of two trees with a curtain, Cody and DJ are standing not too far away, and Chris and Chef are standing right beside the curtain.
Chris: "Congratulations you two on making it to the finale… it's something you'll regret for the rest of your lives, which will likely be rather short, since this final challenge is SO vicious, SO brutal, SO savage….."
Trent is worried. Mal just rolls his eyes..
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: "I don't like this".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: "That our lawyers said we had to change it."
Trent: (Sighs in relief.) "So, It's gonna be less dangerous then?"
Chris: (Mischievously) "No, but we told THEM we did! (Chuckles) high-five!" (Holds his hand up for Chef…. Chef doesn't respond.)
Chef: "People gonna die."
Chris: yeah, (Points to the final 2) THOSE people. (Trent gasps in shock, & Mal looks a little nervous.) "Combatants, choose your weapon!" (The curtains open to reveal a wall of weapons; including Chef's meatball bazooka, a harpoon, a stick, two paintball guns, a bow and arrows, a leechball gun, Lightning's leg weapon from last season's finale, a slingshot, and, for some reason, Mr. Coconut and an oven mitt) "So, what'll it be? Meatball bazooka; bow and blood-tipped arrows; a leech gun; a slingshot; or… why the hell is there an oven mitt there!?"
Chef: (Hastily runs up and grabs the oven mitt.) "There was an extra hook." (Smiles sheepishly.)
(Mal grabs the meatball bazooka, while Trent grabs the bow and arrows.)
(Cut to an open field where the contestants are all lined up with their weapons, Mal was glaring at Trent, while he was glaring at him back.)
Chris: "Now that you've got your weapons, you'll need them to pop these balloons."(Addresses the 12 giant orange balloons floating in the sky, each one has a familiar looking shape shown in the middle.) "Each one contains a previously flushed All-Star. You have 30 seconds; any all-star you shoot down becomes your helper. Aaaaand, GO!" (Blows his air horn)
(Mal fires two shots from his bazooka, they go right through two balloons and miss. Trent fires an arrows and misses)
Mal frustratingly fires 3 more meatballs, which only bounce off three balloons.)
Mal: "Aww, COME ON!"
(Trent fires another arrow at a balloon; it pops revealing Gwen. As she falls down with a scream & a grunt.)
Trent (Excited): "Yes".
Chris: "Trent picked Gwen. Mike? You really gotta start trying."
Mal: "It's Mal!" Ge says angrily.
Mal fires 4 arrows and they pop one balloon, which reveals Zoey. She falls to the earth with a scream & a grunt, and the air horn sounds.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Mal: (Groans in anger) "Why Zoey?!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: "Time's up! (Looks to an intern with a long pole) "Ooooh, intern? Go collect the helpers, please."
(The intern walks over to the remaining balloons and raises his pole to bring down the balloons.)
Chris: "Ok, let's go!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: "I'm so happy to have Gwen as a helper.
Mal: "Zoey is going down if she gets in my way"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to the bushes further in, everyone stands up, recovering.)
Lightning: (Coughs in disgust) "Man! Lightning couldn't even breathe from that horrible smell!"
Jo: (Rolls her eyes) "Whatever, Jock-Strap!"
Sierra sees Cody, who is freaked out. Sierra is so excited.
Sierra: "CODY"!
She runs up to Cody.
Cody: "NOOO"!
She hugs him tightly, while Cody cringes in pain.
Cody: "Can't breath".
Cameron: rises out from the bushes.
Scott (Recovered from his injuries): "Two seasons in a row with terrible injuries"
Sam: (Rises up from the bushes & spits some of them out.) "Wow.. Can't you imagine if we all floated away?"
Duncan: "We'd die"
Lindsay: (Rubbing her butt in pain.) "I almost broke my butt when I fell.."
Zoey: "Yeah, are you ok Linds?"
(Lindsay nods, while Zoey smiles at her.)
Courtney walks up to Duncan.
Duncan: "Hey babe, you missed me"?
Courtney smirks and grabs Duncan's shoulder and pulls him in for a heated and passionate kiss on his lips. Courtney ends the kiss.
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "Things with Duncan are great. He plays hard to get which makes his lips irresistible". She blushes.
Duncan: "Things with Courtney are good. She's too into me. I like her, but I am not into her like that". He hides his blush.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Trent is shocked and happy to see Duncan and Courtney back together.
Trent: "Good for them".
Gwen walks up to Trent and kisses him on the lips.
Trent: "I'm glad you're helping me".
Gwen: "Me too Trent".
Chris: (Off-screen) "Yo! Everyone! Over here!"
Everyone walks to Chris.
Chris: "Ok, Zoey you are helping Mike, and Gwen you are helping Trent.
CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey: "I will free you Mike".
Gwen: "Trent has me on his side".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: "You two are here as helpers ONLY; meaning, you can't win. The rest of you will be seated in the peanut gallery. You'll be watching them".
(Cut to the middle of the woods, where a white jeep, driven by an intern and Chris, is pulling along three white passenger wagons; one has Mal and Zoey in it, one with Gwen and Trent, and the last one with everyone else.)
Chris: "Mal and Trent, this season, I decided to come up with something REALLY danger- (Stops when he remembers the intern is there) "Eer, I mean, special for the both of you;" (Gestures to something in front of them all) "Look at the final challenge of Total Drama All-Stars…"
(Zoom out to reveal a 4-tier mountain of moats. The bottom moat is glowing green, the next moat is glowing orange, the next moat seems normal, and at the very top appears to be a castle-like structure.)
Chris: "…The Moats of Doom!" (Lightning strikes in the sky as Chris chuckles. Everyone, except Mal of course, all gasp) "Each level has a sliver of safe-ish ground, where you'll find tools to help you survive the insane dangers that await you in each moat." (Addresses the green moat) "First moat, at ground level, is filled with toxic waste." (A fly flies into the waste, and comes out at gigantic size) "Ya might wanna avoid falling in, unless you wanna go to the prom with Ezekiel." (Addresses the orange, boiling moat) "Moat number two is… boiling hot lava!" (The fly flies up to the lava and burns its butt, it flies up to the next moat, which is full of swamp water) "The third moat is just plain old swamp water." (The fly lowers its butt into the water, cooling it off; the fly sighs with relief) "But what lies beneath," (Suddenly, Fang lunges upward, taking a huge bite out of the fly) "Will literally chew you up!" (Fang lowers himself back into the water. Gwen, Zoey, and Trent gasp. While Scott shivers in fear.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Scott: "Seriously?! Fang is in one of the moats?!" (Screams in fear)
Gwen: (Smiling nervously) "You know, floating away in a balloon, directly into the sun, (Normally) "That's looking PRETTY good right now."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: "Mal and Trent, if you survive all three moats, you gotta say goodbye to your helpers, and go it alone as you storm the castle!" (Pan up to the very top, which has a castle wall with Chef wearing a crown and cape sitting on top (Holding a coffee cup and thermos) and right in the middle of the castle is a stone block with a sword sticking out of it) "Take your life in your hands as you fight your way past the mad king!"
Chef: (Unenthusiastically) "I am the mad king." (Growls pathetically, then pours coffee in his cup & sips it.)
Chris: "If you get past the mad king, and find the strength to pull the sword of victory from the stone, you are the true Total Drama All-Star! And the winner of (Cut to the million dollar suitcase in front of a yellow and orange background) $1,000,000!" (Speaks quickly) "Subject to all applicable taxes and other offsets required by law." (Normally; all the contestants & helpers, look shocked) "Sooo…. Excited?"
Gwen: "This challenge is crazy!"
Zoey: "I hope Mike's still in there;" (Turns to Cameron) "Right, Cameron?"
Cameron: (Sighs sadly) "I don't think so, Zoey; and it's possible that Mal was always Mal, and Mike was just one personality. Either way, Mike's gone.."
(Zoey's eyes tear up, and she looks as though she's ready to burst into tears.)
Zoey: (Wipes her eyes on her arm, and takes the necklace from under her choker) "Then… goodbye, Mike. Wherever you are." (Drops the necklace in a hole and then covers it up)
Chris: "Ok, is Mal really Mal, or is Mal still Mike? Maybe Mike was always Mal. (Pulls out a glass of milk) "THIS is milk." (Drinks the milk.) "Will anyone survive the final challenge? If yes, will our winner be a king, or a queen? Find out right after the break, here on Total Drama All-Stars!"
(Cut back to the moats; both teams are lined up facing the moat, while the rest of the contestants are seated at the peanut gallery at the top moat.)
Mal: (Mockingly) "You're going down Trent".
Trent: (Groans in anger) "You're going down"
Duncan walks up to Trent.
Duncan: "Good luck man. Finish Mal".
Trent smiles.
Trent: "Thanks".
Duncan: (Sighs) "Look, I've realized I was wrong for assuming what your attachment to number 9 in season 2 was. I'm sorry".
Trent smiles.
Trent: "Didn't expect that. No worries man".
Duncan smiles and the two fist bump.
CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan: Glad we cleared the air".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: (Through his megaphone) "On your mark, (The contestants get into starting positions) get set, GO! (Blows his air horn, and the two teams race towards the moat. Trent's team stops beside the two poles.)
Trent: (Worried): "It's too wide to jump across".
Gwen: (Grabs the poles) "Let's try using these as stilts." (Dips them in the toxic waste, but the waste eats right through them.), "..or maybe not."
Trent is concerned, but suddenly, a tree is thrown in front of them, creating a bridge across the moat.
Trent: "That works. Let's go!" (The two of them carefully and quickly start trudging over the tree.)
Mal overlooks the toxic waste. Zoey looks over at the poles.
Zoey: (Picks up a pole) "Ok, I've found the poles!" (Bends it, but it is very strong, & sighs in relief) "At least it doesn't break like this."
Zoey runs over, holding the pole.
Zoey: "I've got a way across! We can pole-vault."
(Pan over to Trent's team, where they used the tree as a boat, where Gwen is paddling it with their poles.)
Trent: "We got to paddle quick".
They paddle as fast as they can
Trent: "Almost there".
The two leap over the crack, landing on the other side; the tree sinks into the toxic waste and dissolves.)
Gwen: "We just made it".
Chris: (Through his megaphone) "Trent crossed the first moat, and is in the lead!" (Mal looks annoyed as he holds his pole.)
Mal: "Not for long!"
(Dashes straight towards the moat, plants his pole into the ground, and flies right over the moat, landing safely on the other side. For a moment, Mal loses his balance and is about to fall in the toxic waste.)
Zoey: (Panics) "Mike…" (Mal falls forward. Zoey sighs in relief)
Gwen: (Calling out from above) "He's not Mike; remember that or he'll introduce you to a pool of lava!"
Zoey: "Ok, right, I know that, I do."
Mal: (Climbing the ladder) "Find a way to catch up".
Zoey rolls her eyes
(Cut to the lava moat, Mal has just finished climbing up.)
Chris: (Over megaphone) "Welcome to level 2. All tied, no one's died… YAAAAAAWN!"
Gwen and Trent are climbing up a moat. Mal glares at them. Pan over to Mike's head again as Mike & his personalities finally reach the top tower, panting & see a button.
Mike: "Oh come on! We came all the way up here for a lousy button?" (Mike was about to press it, until Chester cuts him off.)
Chester: "It's the button that could blow up Mal's tower, you ninny!"
Mike: "What? What does it do?"
Chester: "It will just blow up Mal's tower & we'll all be fine! Push it then, POOF! (Hit's Mike's head) "We'll all be free."
(The other personalities walk up to the button.)
Vito: "Whoa! Then what happens to us?"
Chester: "I said, we'll all be fine!"
Cut over to the lava moat, Trent makes it and helps Gwen up, but suddenly she is picked up by Mal. Both Trent and Gwen are horrified.
Mal tries to throw her off the moat. Until a furious Trent kicks him in the groin. Mal whines in pain, as he releases Gwen back to the moat.)
Trent (To Gwen) "Are you ok?"
Gwen: (Panting) "Yes, I'm fine."
She smiles and looks at Trent affectionately.
Gwen: "You saved my life.
She grabs Trent and passionately kisses him on the lips. After ending the kiss, he blushes.
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: "Gwen's kisses are so hard to resist". He blushes.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: "Let's go".
Trent go up to the ladder and take a step, until the ladder begins to burn, & she gasps)
Gwen: "Hurry!"
(They run across the ladder, as it is burned alive.)
Mal gets up, furious.
Mal: "You two will pay for this".
Trent and Gwen and hastily climb up the ladder leading to the next level; Mal chuckles and picks up a pogo stick, looking unimpressed).
Mal: "A pogo stick?" (Looks towards Chris), "Seriously?"
Chris: (Through his megaphone) "Keep in mind, not all of these items were tested for safety, and by not all & I mean none! Each one is a death trap just waiting t-"
(Chris was cut off as he saw an intern with a phone ringing, & the intern picks it up & it was the same scream.)
Chris: (Frowns in annoyance.) "Should I re-word that?"
(Cut Zoey using a tree as a boat.)
Back with the rest of the contestants. DJ and Cody walk up to Duncan and Courtney.
DJ: "Hey guys".
Duncan: "Hey man".
He fist bumps DJ.
Duncan: "Been a while.
DJ: "Yup, glad you two are back together".
Courtney: "Things are great".
Duncan: "Things are good. We're not so lovey dovey though".
Heather laughs.
Heather: "Come on, that's not what it looked like a playa De losers.
Courtney blushes and Duncan gets mad.
Duncan: "You have no proof".
Chris: "Oh really"? Chris says as he hovers over them with his jet pack. He turns on the big screen and plays some clips at playa de losers. The first clip is Courtney kissing Duncan on the lips on a bench. The next clip he plays is Courtney kissing Duncan on the lips near the hot tub. The third clip is Courtney kissing Duncan on the lips in the hot tub. Chris stops playing. Duncan looks around and sees the others laughing. Duncan shakes it off.
Duncan: "Ok, she was a little excited for then, but not now. He turns to face Courtney, but is concerned when she is gazing into his eyes, much to his concern.
Duncan: "Courtney? Be strong Cou–
He is interrupted by Courtney grabbing his face, pulling him in and passionately kissing him on the lips.
CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan: "She caved. (His eye twitches.) "Ok fine, I can't resist her lips." He blushes".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to the edge of the third moat, where Gwen and Trent finally crawled up to the top)
Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) Trent makes it to level 3!
Trent: "Yes"!
Gwen plants a kiss on Trent's lips.
Cut to the rest of the group.
Courtney: "Trent is doing good".
Duncan: "Yes".
DJ: "He can do it".
Heather: "I should be there".
The others roll their eyes.
Zoey makes it to the other side and quickly begins climbing up the moats.
(Cut over to the 3rd moat, where Zoey made it up.)
Trent and Gwen are shocked.
Trent: "How did you get here so quickly"?
Zoey: "I'm fairly athletic".
(On the lava moat, Mal is bouncing higher and higher on the pogo stick)
Chris: "Mal better spring into action!"
Mal: (Bouncing higher and higher)"Here… I… come!" (Finally he bounces so high, he's actually higher than Trent, Gwen & Zoey. He drops the pogo stick, and pounces at Trent, Gwen and Zoey; They all scream as Mal pounces at them, sending them all in the water.)
Everyone else, including Heather, near the water, are horrified
Duncan: "Trent! Gwen!"
Cameron: "Zoey!"
(Cut to underwater Mal is viciously trying to shove the three deeper underwater, until he gasps, and the camera zooms in on his brain again. We see Mal freefall into a field of brain matter.)
Mal: (Gets up and grunts, his eyes widen) "Huh?" (Zoom out to reveal a smoky center… right where Mal's tower used to be) impossible! …Where's my tower?!
Mike: (Off-screen) "It's gone, Mal." (Mal turns around, and sees Mike.)
Mal: "No! ...How did you do this?!"
Mike: "The five of us did something you thought we couldn't do!" (Suddenly, a thought bubble lowers into view; where Mike tries to push the button.)
Mike: "I.. I can't! If I push this button, will I lose you guys?"
Vito: "Don't worry!"
Mantioba: "We'll always be apart of you".
Svetlana: "It's all worth it to stop Mal!"
Chester: "All right ladies, enough with your blubberin'! Let's do this already!"
(All five personalities put their hands together on top of the button.)
Mike: "Thank you, guys… thank you so much."
(All five of them press the button; the top of Mal's tower glows bright purple, and then explodes. After the flashback ends, the dream bubble floats away.)
Mal: (Growling) "You… YOUU…." (He roars and charges straight at Mike, but Mike knocks gim down.
Mal then begins fading away, much to his horror.
Mal: "What?! No… uh, d-don't do this! No one will ever cross you with me in charge! I'm a part of you."
Mike: (Without sympathy) "Yep, a part of me that I don't need anymore. Goodbye forever, Mal." (Walks away, not looking back)
Mal (Angry): "No! NO! It's MY TIME! MIIIIIIIIIIIINE!" (Screams louder as he disappears)
(Suddenly, Trent, Gwen and Zoey's screams are heard, echoing throughout Mike's head.)
(Cut back to reality, Fang is now looming menacingly over the three, he roars at them. Just as he looks like he's about to take a bite out of them, Mike (Back in control) rises from the water and delivers a blow right into Fang's face. Fang is sent flying, and one of his teeth spins in the air; Mike catches it and scoots closer to Zoey.)
Everyone is shocked. The other contestants run to the water. Trent, Gwen and Zoey look at Mal scared.
Duncan: "Is that Mike? Is Mal gone"?
Trent (Gasps): "How did you"?
Gwen: "Mike"?
Zoey: (In disbelief) "Mike… is it really you?" (Suspicious) "like REALLY, really?"
Mike: "Yep. It's really me. And Mal is finally gone. Once & for all."
CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey: (Nervously) I wanna believe him, but can I? CAN I?!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Mike: (Notices something) "Hey, where's the necklace I gave you?"
CONFESSIONAL:
(Zoey squeals loudly in delight)
Duncan: (Excited) "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH! Mal is finally gone! I hope you burn in hell, mother*bleep*er!"
Gwen: (Excited) "He's gone"!
Trent: (Excited) "Yes, no more Mal".
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
(At that moment, Zoey just grabs hold of Mike, and pulls him into a deep and passionate kiss on his lips. Gwen then grabs Trent's shoulders and pulls him in for a passionate kiss on his lips. The four then finish.
Cut to the peanut gallery on the top moat, where everyone was cheering that Mal is finally defeated.
Duncan looks at Courtney awkwardly.
Courtney grabs Duncan's shoulder's and begins passionately kissing him on the lips.
DJ and Cody fist bump.
Chris: (on his jetpack, angry) "Hey, this is a competition, not a love fest. You have a challenge to finish".
Zoey: (Embracing Mike) "Well Mike! It's all up to you now! (Giggles) Good luck!"
Mike: (Pulls away from Zoey) "Thanks Zoey!"
Trent (To Gwen): "Got to go".
Gwen: "Good luck Trent".
Trent an Mike swim in idfferent directions.
Chris: "Now this is much better!"
Pan up to the final level, Trent & Mike quickly climb up the ladder to the top. Trent pops his head up first, only to duck a flying meatball being shot from Chef's bazooka. Trent leaps up, dodging more meatballs, and sprints to behind a rock. Chef starts shooting the other direction just as Mike pops up. Mike leaps up from the ladder and lands on his feet, and starts running towards the stone.)
Chris: "Very impressive maneuvers! (Flies up to Chef on his jetpack) and unimpressive shooting from Chef"! (Chef shoots a meatball at Chris, knocking him out of the air.)
Chef then fires meatballs at Mike, as he dodges them.
As Mike is distracted by Chef's shooting which Trent notices, he runs toward the stone, begins to pull it, & he finally gets the stone loose from the stone! Trent holds the stone over his head & gasps.)
Trent: "YES, I DID IT".
Chris: (Walks up to Trent with the million dollar case) "Trent wins the Million Dollars!"
(Many in the peanut gallery were all cheering for him, except Heather who is mad, Cameron who sighs in disappointment, and Scott who rolls his eyes.)
Gwen runs up to Trent, embraces him and passionately kisses him on the lips.
Gwen: "CONGRATS BABE"!
Trent: "Thank you".
She passionately kisses Trent on the lips.
Chris gives the million dollar case to Trent as he & Gwen continue to embrace.)
Zoey: (Runs to Mike) "Oh, Mike. I'm sorry you didn't win the million."
Mike: "Nah, It's cool, Zoey. At least I have you now."
Zoey: "Oh Mike!" (She kisses him on the lips.)
Cut to the others now being on the final level, with half congratulating Trent.
Duncan: "Way to go man".
DJ: "So happy for you".
Cody: "You've earned this.
Courtney: "So happy for you".
Lightning: "You did it".
Sam: "Congrats to my ally".
Trent: "Thank you so much".
Sierra: "You got Gwen back as well".
Trent: "Yes".
Heather: (Annoyed) "Ugh! This is not a big d— (She was suddenly hit by a stick in the head by Gwen.)
Gwen: "Whoops! My stick slipped, OLD Heather!"
The others around her laughs as well.
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: "I've been waiting to do that for FOUR seasons!" (Gives a squeaky giggle.)
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Cameron: (Walks to Mike) "I'm sorry you didn't win the money, Mike. But at least you're back, buddy!"
Mike: "Yeah, It sure is great to be back."
(Then he, Zoey & Cameron all get in a group hug.)
(Trent, Gwen, Courtney & Duncan all get in a group hug together.)
Trent: "Thanks to the three of you, and happy for you two getting back together Duncan and Courtney".
Duncan: "Thanks Trent".
Courtney: "Thanks".
(Just then, Mike taps on Trent's shoulder, as the 4 all pull away, & look at Mike.)
Mike: "Congrats Trent! And guys, I'm so sorry for all of the stuff that Mal has done."
Trent: "It's fine Mike. It wasn't your fault.
Duncan: "Yeah, Mike. We're all glad he's all gone."
Courtney: "Totally".
Gwen nods in approval.
(Mike smiles at all of them. Mike & Duncan both shake hands, shares a fist bump with Gwen, shakes hands with Courtney, and looks at Trent.)
Mike: "Trent, Congratulations, & great game."
Trent: "Thank you Mike".
(Then Mike and Trent shake hands, while Duncan, Courtney and Gwen all smile at them.)
Someone taps Gwen's shoulder. She turns to see it's Cody.
Gwen: "Hey Cody. How are you"?
Cody: "Good, how bout you"?
Gwen: "Good". (Her smile drops.) "I'm sure you heard about me and Trent. Look, I'm sorry that I can only think of you as a friend.
Cody: "Don't apologize. Trent is a great guy. I'm happy for both of you".
Gwen smiles. Sierra comes and puts her hands on Cody's shoulder.
Sierra: "And you got me Cody".
Cody (Worried): "As a friend".
Sierra frowns.
Chris: (Groans) "It's the network.." (Picks it up) "Yes?" (The screams were heard on the phone again.) "Uh-huh, uh-huh. Ok! Done!" (Hangs up) "They are so happy, that they wanna go straight into a new season with an all new cast!"
(Suddenly, the island starts rumbling, steam coming out of the hole in the stone.)
Chris: "Um.. What the hell's going on?"
(Everyone then looks at Chef.)
Duncan: "Um.. Chef? What did you use to make these moats?"
Chef: (Smiles sheepishly) "A fracking machine."
Lightning: "A what?"
Trent: "A what machine?"
Cameron: "A fracking machine is a hydraulic drill! …YOU CAN'T USE IT ON AN ISLAND THIS SMALL; IT'S DANGEROUS!"
Chris: (Nervously) "Why? Wha-what could happen?!" (Water starts gushing out of the stone like a geyser)
Cameron: "The island is sinking!"
(Everyone starts screaming, Cameron, Mike, & Zoey all cling to each other in fear, Courtney, Duncan, Trent & Gwen all cling to each other in fear, while Lightning & Jo cling to each other, but they glare at each other. Heather is alone in fear.)
(Camera pans to Sierra and Cody holding each other tightly, while Scott and DJ hold on to each other.)
(Cut to the dock of shame, where the yeti walks towards the Flush of Shame, holding a newspaper and whistling. Suddenly, water comes gushing out of the toilet; pretty soon water is gushing out of the Confessional, the mine, even the rocks and trees from the ground. The animals all run for their lives, excluding one squirrel who holds up a sign with a picture of a broken earth, cackling insanely. Water bursts out of the mess hall, the interns floating on one table. The butler plays a violin on the spa hotel patio, as water washes over it. Finally, pan out to the whole island, as it sinks straight into the ocean. Miscellaneous objects float away; Chef just sips his coffee cup as he floats on a rubber duck. Heather pops up from underwater.
Heather: "I'm alive".
Fang pops up, causing Heather to scream and swim off and Fang chases her.
(The top of a cabin floats by, with the rest of the contestants, and the case on Trent's lap.)
Scott sees Fang chasing Heather and smiles.
Scott: "Now someone else knows the feeling".
Mike: "We should do this again sometime. Right guys?"
The other contestants: (Annoyed) "NO!"
Gwen starts kissing Trent on the lips and Courtney starts kissing Duncan on the lips.
Chris: (Floats by on top of the confessional) "Well, that's it for our very first All-Star season. But don't worry; we're coming back with a brand new cast! And I guess a brand new island too.." (Chuckles) "Until next time, I'm Chris McLean, and this has been Total Drama All-Stars!"
(Right there, the Boat of Losers comes sailing past, carrying all the animals off the island. The other contestants sans Heather are shown, with Gwen still kissing Trent on the lips and Courtney still kissing Duncan on the lips.)
(End credits)
