A/N: I've been busy as hell. It's hard to keep up though so I hope you like the chapter. For those who don't know I'm a guy.

Apartment Living

Chapter6

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Snake: Lets go Liquid.

(Metal Gear Ray stops)

Liquid: Victory is mine Snaaaaaaaaaaake. Well look who's the powerful one now Snake and to think I didn't even have to fire. Wait till I tell everyone Snaaaaaaaaaaake. (Leaves)

Snake: Damn it I loss how the hell did this happen? Raiden did you fill the tank up?

Raiden: Yes and no.

Snake: Did you put gasoline in it?

Raiden: Hell no gasoline is too expensive.

Snake: Gasoline is not expensive.

Raiden: Yes it is.

Snake: How much did it cost?

Raiden: Well since this is 10 times bigger then a car it'll cause $120.

Snake: That's not expensive you stupid tard and what did you put in here?

Raiden: The next best thing.

Snake: And what's that?

Raiden: Water.

Snake: It only works for the cannon you idiot. Thanks to you I loss.

Raiden: Your welcome.

Snake: (Smacks Raiden upside his head) I'm going to go upside your head with a big stick later.

Raiden: It's not my fault Liquid is better then you.

Snake: I'm definitely going to go upside your head with a big stick now.

Raiden: Or we can go to that sale Fortune was talking about.

Snake: All right but I'm still going to hurt you.

Raiden: Don't blame me cause you suck.

Snake: Raiden I'm about to beat you like the rookie.

{At the weapons store}

Raiden: Wow this place has everything.

Snake: Yeah I would shop in here but this place is expensive. Raiden contact Otacon and tell him where we are.

Raiden: I can't.

Snake: Why?

Raiden: Because I don't remember what the frequency is.

Snake: How can you not remember it's stored in the codec for calling later!

Raiden: Well you remember when I fell on my head in Metal Gear Solid 2

Snake: No I don't I skipped all the cut scenes.

[Flash.

Snake: Hold it wait a minute don't do a flashback just tell me what happen.

Raiden: Well you remember when in Metal Gear Solid 2. Solidus and I was on top of Arsenal Gear until it ran into that building, then we fell off.

Snake: Oh I remember that you did fell on your head. (Thinking) Hahahahahahahahahaha he fell on his head. I got to look at the cut scenes tonight.

Raiden: That's why I forgot some things that had happen that day.

Snake: Well forget about it cause I got his credit card anyway.

Raiden: He has a credit card?

Snake: Yeah and he's been holding out on us. (Gasps)

Raiden: What is it?

Snake: Look

Raiden: It's just a box.

Snake: Not any box it's the Cube 5000.

Raiden: Boxes have names.

Snake: Yes they have names you tard.

Raiden: Why do you keep calling me a tard and what does it mean?

Snake: Its like a retard accept you're a tard already.

Raiden: That's stupid.

Snake: Shut up you tard. I got to have this box it's perfect.

Raiden: And it's cost $5,000. No wonder it's called the Cube 5000.

Snake: Who cares I'm getting it.

Raiden: But what will Otacon say.

Snake: Who cares hippie I'm getting this box.

Raiden: What's so special about it.

Snake: Well.

A/N: Found out in the next chapter why the box is so special to Snake.