A/N: I'm sorry that I've been gone for so long I know y'all wanted more so here it is.

Apartment Living

Chapter7

Raiden: Snake it's just a box they're just a big piece of cardboard.

Snake: And your blades our just a waste of metal.

Raiden: Don't make fun of my blades they're more then just a piece of metal.

Snake: All right then shut up.

Raiden: You sure you want to charge the box to Otacon's credit card.

Snake: No, because a box like this don't deserve to be charged on a credit card. It needs to be pay out in cash.

Raiden: But do you have the money for the box.

Snake: Ah s**t I don't have any money on me right now.

Raiden: And I just don't use my pockets.

Snake: You don't use your pockets.

Raiden: Nope I don't think they're important.

Snake: Raiden you scare me sometimes.

Raiden: Your welcome.

Snake: (Edges away slowly) I want this box but someone else might buy it.

Raiden: See if you can reserve it.

Snake: Now you're using your brain. Wait you have a brain. I have to write this down. (Writes down note in notepad) Aright lets go. (Walks to register)

Guy1: How can I help you?

Snake: Can I reserve this box?

Guy1: Sure when do you want it back?

Snake: Today.

Guy1: Why just buy it now.

Snake: I have to run home and get more money.

Guy1: But you don't have to reserve it cause it'll still be here.

Snake: That's what you think.

Guy1: But it's just a box.

Snake: Just a box! Without boxes I couldn't of hid from the soldiers and prevent the nuclear strike.

Guy1: Huh?

Snake: Nothing you wouldn't understand.

Guy1: Don't worry it'll still be here when you return.

Snake: You sure.

Guy1: Yes.

Snake: If it isn't I'll find you cause I know where you work at and I can stay in one spot of days.

Guy1: Know what just take the box and your friend can have the blade for free.

Snake: Really.

Guy1: Yes just leave.

Snake: Good.

(Later on that day)

Snake: Hey Otacon look at my new box.

Otacon: Did you pay for that one?

Snake: Nope got it for free.

Otacon: Snake did you use the "I will find you cause I know where you work at and I can stay in spot for days" line.

Snake: Uh maybe.

Otacon: Snake you can't keep threatening people.

Snake: Sure I can. But, did you know that Raiden has a brain.

Otacon: Of course Raiden has a brain.

Snake: But did you know that he sounded smart.

Otacon: Of course Raiden can sound. (Pauses) Well that's new.

Snake: I know and I wrote it down to remember the moment.

Otacon: Does this mean that Raiden could be a little smarter?

Snake: Maybe but we're going have to teach him to use his pockets.

Otacon: What?

Snake: He says he don't use his pockets.

Otacon: That's weird.

Snake: Yeah I'm still surprise that he don't cut him self when use those blades.

Otacon: Snake what do you want to do today.

Snake: Well I'm thinking of going home and watch some bad puns.

Otacon: Snake you have to do better then that. You don't even train any more.

Snake: Hey I'm no rookie from digital age.

Raiden: Yeah

Otacon: Huh?

Snake: Oh yeah Raiden responds to the digital age thing.

Otacon: ???

Raiden: So what's on today's agenda?

Snake: That's what we're trying to figure out

Raiden: Well how about a good old game of break Otacon's stuff.

Otacon: What?

Snake: Ha he's kidding I guess his brain went off again.

Otacon: Hmm.

Raiden: Let's go to the park.

Snake: We're already in the park.

Raiden: Wow we got here fast.

Snake&Otacon: (Shakes head)

Otacon: What are we going to do with you?

Snake: We're not getting rid of him cause I'm still going to train him.

Otacon: Well now we just need to find something to do.

A/N: What will Snake, Otacon, and Raiden to pass up time and is Raiden smarter then he actually is? Find out in the next chapter.

R&R