Apartment Living
Ch.8
A/N: Sorry I was gone for a long ass time now that school is over i'm bored and have a lot of free time so I guess I will do this for now on.
Previous chapter, Oracon and Snake decides to conduct tests to found out smart Raiden really is.
Snake: So what kind of tests are these?
Otacon: They're just simple intelligence tests to see what type of things he know.
Snake: Does one of the test determines if he know WHAT A DAMN GAS TANK LOOKS LIKE!
Raiden: Look I'm sorry I got it confused with the water cannon.
Snake: How can get it confused when there is a icon of a gas pump on the cover.
Raiden: I thought it was a water hose.
Snake: A water hose! Because of you I'm the joke of the town.
Otacon: Snake, people have probably stop talking about it.
(Liquids comes out of nowhere in a Metal Gear Ray)
Liquid: Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeee.
Snake: Not now
Liquid: Normally Snake I would take the time to destroy you but I'm just going to ridicule you.
Snake: You probably can't even spell ridicule.
Liquid: Oh yeah, r i... uhhh
Snake: (Grins)
Liquid: Shut up, (runs away)
Snake: Thats one thing about liquid, he could never spell even when we was young.
Flashback
Young Snake: You're not going to win you stink at spelling.
Young Liquid: We'll see who stinks at spelling when I win.
Teacher: Ok spell chair.
Young Liquid: Uhhh, definition.
Teacher: An object you sit in.
Young Liquid: Can you use it in a sentence.
Teacher: The teacher sat in her chair.
Young Liquid: Country of origin
Teacher: Look kid it's just chair now spell the damn word.
Young Liquid: Back off bitch.
Teacher: What did you just say.
Young Liquid: Nothing, chair c h a
(Buzzer rings)
Flashback ends
Snake: And then there are times where he will go ballistic. Remember when he had Metal Gear Rex.
Otacon: Yeah I remember that.
Raiden: Yeah me too.
Snake: Shut up you wasn't there.
Flashback
Liquid: Now that I have Metal Gear, there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Snake: At least I can spell Metal Gear.
Liquid: So can I, M e t a l G a e r
Genome Soldiers: (Collapse in laughter)
Snake: (Laughs at Liquid)
Liquid: SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, YOU HAVE EMBARRASSED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!
(Later on)
Snake: I think we lost him.
Otacon: Snake, look behind you.
Liquid: (Closing up from behind in jeep), Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake, I'll get you for this.
Snake: Ahhhhhh crap
Flashbacks end
Otacon: Well I got Raiden's test results back during the flashback.
Snake: Ok then, how dumb is he.
Otacon: Snake these tests are to show how smart Raiden is. (Reads results) And apparently he is average.
Snake: Or pretty much too dumb to operate machines.
Otacon: Well lets put it like this he's kind of close to being as smart as you.
Snake: Yeah by a mile.
Otacon: Well atleast he's not a moron.
Snake: Well he's not a complete moron, but still an idiot.
Raiden: You're acting like I haven't don't it before.
Snake: What do you mean before?
A/N: This chapter may be short and not that funny but I'm getting used to do this again so complain all you want I don't care.
