Apartment Living

Ch.8

A/N: Sorry I was gone for a long ass time now that school is over i'm bored and have a lot of free time so I guess I will do this for now on.


Previous chapter, Oracon and Snake decides to conduct tests to found out smart Raiden really is.

Snake: So what kind of tests are these?

Otacon: They're just simple intelligence tests to see what type of things he know.

Snake: Does one of the test determines if he know WHAT A DAMN GAS TANK LOOKS LIKE!

Raiden: Look I'm sorry I got it confused with the water cannon.

Snake: How can get it confused when there is a icon of a gas pump on the cover.

Raiden: I thought it was a water hose.

Snake: A water hose! Because of you I'm the joke of the town.

Otacon: Snake, people have probably stop talking about it.

(Liquids comes out of nowhere in a Metal Gear Ray)

Liquid: Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeee.

Snake: Not now

Liquid: Normally Snake I would take the time to destroy you but I'm just going to ridicule you.

Snake: You probably can't even spell ridicule.

Liquid: Oh yeah, r i... uhhh

Snake: (Grins)

Liquid: Shut up, (runs away)

Snake: Thats one thing about liquid, he could never spell even when we was young.

Flashback

Young Snake: You're not going to win you stink at spelling.

Young Liquid: We'll see who stinks at spelling when I win.

Teacher: Ok spell chair.

Young Liquid: Uhhh, definition.

Teacher: An object you sit in.

Young Liquid: Can you use it in a sentence.

Teacher: The teacher sat in her chair.

Young Liquid: Country of origin

Teacher: Look kid it's just chair now spell the damn word.

Young Liquid: Back off bitch.

Teacher: What did you just say.

Young Liquid: Nothing, chair c h a

(Buzzer rings)

Flashback ends

Snake: And then there are times where he will go ballistic. Remember when he had Metal Gear Rex.

Otacon: Yeah I remember that.

Raiden: Yeah me too.

Snake: Shut up you wasn't there.

Flashback

Liquid: Now that I have Metal Gear, there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Snake: At least I can spell Metal Gear.

Liquid: So can I, M e t a l G a e r

Genome Soldiers: (Collapse in laughter)

Snake: (Laughs at Liquid)

Liquid: SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, YOU HAVE EMBARRASSED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!

(Later on)

Snake: I think we lost him.

Otacon: Snake, look behind you.

Liquid: (Closing up from behind in jeep), Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake, I'll get you for this.

Snake: Ahhhhhh crap

Flashbacks end

Otacon: Well I got Raiden's test results back during the flashback.

Snake: Ok then, how dumb is he.

Otacon: Snake these tests are to show how smart Raiden is. (Reads results) And apparently he is average.

Snake: Or pretty much too dumb to operate machines.

Otacon: Well lets put it like this he's kind of close to being as smart as you.

Snake: Yeah by a mile.

Otacon: Well atleast he's not a moron.

Snake: Well he's not a complete moron, but still an idiot.

Raiden: You're acting like I haven't don't it before.

Snake: What do you mean before?


A/N: This chapter may be short and not that funny but I'm getting used to do this again so complain all you want I don't care.