Insane Games
Disclaimer: No one is mine.
Once upon a time, LaNuitInYourEyes was ill and bored, so she started writing that really stupid fic about one of those summer days when nothing seems to happen, when you and your friends would like to find something to do, but no one ever suggests anything because they are all too tired to find.
So... Once upon a time, on a day just like that, Marrik and Bakura found each other, and decided to spend their time together, by doing really weird stuff, while unintentionally freaking out their victims ( A lot of people, especially Seto Kaiba and his brother ) with their really creepy activities, such as...
Insane Games
First Chapter : Like to Lick 1
It was a bright and sunny day. Yami Bakura was walking on the street, with really nothing to do. It was really hot outside, and they were still in the morning.
- '' I am soooooo bored... ''
When suddenly, he saw someone he did not see for a long time. His pal in crime, the sadistic, psychopath, and yet interesting Yami Marrik, who was bowed down on the street, in front of the Kaiba Corp tower.
- '' Good Day, Marrik, how are... wait, what are you doing?''
- '' Hey there, Bakura. I was bored, so I am trying something new. I was licking all the things I could see, just too see if it tastes good. ''
Bakura had one of those cruel smiles he makes sometimes. He kneeled down in front of Marrik.
- '' Sounds like an interesting plan. Is that a new plan to steal the Millenium puzzle? ''
There was a long silence. Marrik was staring at Bakura with a puzzled look.
- '' Uh... No. '' he simply answered. '' I am just licking things.''
- '' ... Oh. I guess that's nice. Can I do it with you?
- '' Sure! ''
Marrik was now with his partner, so he could expect good things. Well... Good things for him, that is... Let's just say that some people do no like this partnership at all. This peculiar team had the habit of making people insane. Bewaaaaaaare...
Bakura and Marrik licked the sidewalk.
- '' Hmmm... That's weird. I can taste people... I can taste Seto Kaiba...'' Bakura commented.
- '' Yeah... And I can taste his brother... I wonder why...''
The two of them got on their feet, not bright enough to think that maybe the taste came from the countless people passing by. Some persons were staring at them, apparently wondering if they were just insane... which they were...
Suddenly, Marrik started to point a tree.
- '' Oh, look! A cat! Our next experiment!''
Marrik swiftly climbed up the tree, took the cat, and came down, using his impressive agility. Remember. It's Marrik. He's able to jump on the rooftops of the city.
It was a small white and orange kitten. It was actually very cute.
- '' Alright! '' Bakura exclaimed. '' Let's lick it!''
Marrik licked the cat.
- '' Oh, it tastes... uh... furry.''
Bakura took the cat, to see if it really tasted that furry. But before he could lick it, he heard a strange noise, that sounded like a motor.
- '' What the... Marrik, do you hear that strange sound?''
- '' Yes, I do. What can it be?''
Bakura looked at the cat. It felt like it was vibrating in his arms.
'' Maybe it is scared '' he thought.
He took the cat in a way that it's face was on the same level as his, and the strange sound got a bit louder. He pressed the cat against his ear, and he noticed that the sound came from the cute little animal. Bakura smiled, and gave his conclusion to Marrik.
- '' Marrik, this sound comes from the cat! The cat has a motor! ''
He put the cat in Marrik's arms, proud of his intelligence.
- '' Are you sure? Maybe we should ask Mokuba, he loves animals, he knows this kind of things, '' Marrik stated.
Bakura shook his head.
- '' He's never there when we need him... ''
- '' Are you stupid or something? ''
Bakura and Marrik spun around. Mokuba Kaiba was standing behind them, his arms crossed, looking a bit angry.
- '' Oh, Mokuba... Look, the cat has a motor! '' Marrik said.
Mokuba sighed, wondering what kind of person other than them would think something like that.
- '' Maybe we should dissect it. '' Bakura said.
- '' Noooooooo... '' Mokuba said desperatly. '' The cat is simply purring. It means that it is happy.''
Bakura blinked, and Marrik's eyes widened.
- '' ... Happy? '' they both said.
Marrik put the cat on the sidewalk. It climbed again on the same tree.
- '' Anyway, we licked it. '' Bakura said.
- '' ... What? You... Licked it? '' Mokuba said suspiciously.
Marrik nodded, smiling.
- '' Yes, today, we decided to lick the things we see. It's amusing, you should try it one day. We already licked the sidewalk, and this cat.''
Mokuba looked disgusted.
Bakura took Marrik by an arm, and he led him further away. Having nothing else to do, Mokuba just stood there, patiently waiting for them to come back.
- '' What is it? '' Marrik asked.
- '' I can see our next victim.''
Marrik looked around himself, wondering what it could be.
- '' What is it? ''
Bakura pointed Mokuba, who was climbing in the tree where the cat was.
- '' ... The tree? '' wondered Marrik.
- '' No. the delicious-looking amount of flesh and blood climbing on it. ''
Marrik stared at Mokuba, who was now sitting on a branch, pettin the cat beside him.
- '' You mean Mokuba? '' he asked with disdain.
- '' Yes. ''
- '' Uh... I am vegetarian. ''
There was a long silence. Bakura looked shocked. How could such a cruel character eat only broccolis and apples? It was far beyond his understanding.
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