Apartment Living

Chapter 9

A/N: I've decided to start writing again to pass up the time since some of my friends are in summer school. Also, I've decided to see how long I can go with this story and I will actually check for errors now, so no more grammar errors or spelling unless it's Liquid spelling the word.

Raiden: Remember when I was running around naked in Asenal Gear.

Snake: Damn it Raiden, I finally forget about that moment and you had to remind me.

Raiden: Well I decided to cover myself up with a cardbox I found, but it had these huge red plastic containers in them, so I just dumped them in some random place. But the containers spilled and whatever was in it stinked.

Otacon: Raiden those containers were filled gasoline and I'm guess they were used for the fueling up the Metal Gear Rays.

Snake: Wait a minute you wasted all of the fuel for the Metal Gear Rays.

Raiden: I did?

Snake: Nevermind, we'll just pretend you knew what you were doing.

Otacon: Well that might explained why we never saw every Metal Gear Ray that was stored.

Snake: Whatever I'm going home before Liquid wakes up. He's been sitting in that Metal Gear for awhile waiting to attack us.

Liquid: (sleeping in Metal Gear)

(Behind Metal Gear is a line of cars waiting to pass)

Driver 1: Come on I've been waiting for twenty minutes. It's not even a car yet it's still on the street what the hell man.

Driver 2: Dude just drive around it geez.

Driver 1: Fine, (As he drives in the opposite lane a city bus comes in an plows him off the road)

Solidus: You see I told you I can drive a bus just fine. Even with one eye.

Driver 2: (witnessing what the events that just happened), nevermind I'll just wait.

Back at the apartment

Raiden: (looking out of the window), whoa did anyone just see that bus hit the car.

Snake: (looking out of the window), yeah that car is totaled, but why was the bus driver wearing an eye patch?

Raiden: For style.

Snake: No one wears an eye patch for style.

Raiden: Just imagine how you would look with an eye patch.

Snake: (thinks of an image of Big Boss from MGS 3), nope wouldn't work.

Raiden: Where is Otacon?

Snake: He went to go see that new Superman movie, I kept telling him that it's not worth it.

Raiden: Hey Snake I just thought of something.

Snake: (thinking to himself, oh no everytime he thinks about something it's the most random and stupid thing I ever heard of. I should get my tape recorder and add it to my collection), what is it?

Raiden: If Superman doesn't wear a mask, how come everyone still doesn't know his identity if he goes to work? He doesn't change anything all he does is put on some glasses and thats it.

Snake: (shocked), wow that has got to be the most smartest thing you ever asked me and I normally record everything you ask me.

Raiden: See I'm not an idiot or moron like you always say.

Snake: No I say you are a complete idiot or moron. You always have to stress on the complete part. Also, I don't know how to answer your question we'll just have to wait until Otacon gets back.

Raiden: I wonder how stupid Superman's fellow employees are to not know they are working with beside him.

Snake: As stupid as you told me that story.

Raiden: That was such a good story.

Snake: It had no point to it. It wasn't even a story.

Flashback

Raiden: Snake I got to tell you this story.

Snake: Hold on. (turns on tape recorder)

Raiden: Snake one time I was at this house, there was this guy, this girl was like (in a high pitch voice) daaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvveeeeeee (in his normal voice) then I found five dollars.

Snake: (speechless)

Raiden: Cool huh.

A/N: Well that's another attempt at writing I hope I don't alot of reviews saying how much this chapter sucks. But hey I tried, I'm thinking about changing the format.