Insane Games

Once upon a time, LaNuitInYourEyes realised that she had quite a success with her dumb story. She is now giving you her second chapter, hoping you will like it as much as the first one. Good luck, and have fun!

As for the mistakes she made... Well, it is difficult for her to write a decent humorous story, you know... And besides, this chapter is not as funny as the last one.

Insane Games

Second Chapter : Like to Lick 2

- '' What are you talking about? Vegetarian...? ''

Bakura was still looking at Marrik with wide eyes. It was like a nightmare! The twisted minded Marrik Ishtar! Eating oranges and spinach! Eeeewww...

Marrik was looking at Mokuba with disgust, thinking : how can someone want to eat flesh, Mokuba's flesh, of all people? Eeeewww...

Mokuba was petting the cute little kitten who was purring under his hands, staring at the two Yami with suspicion, wondering : I do hope they will not try to eat me. If they try to, I will tell them that the last time I washed myself was two months ago.

Eeeewww...

- '' Okay, Marrik,'' Bakura said. '' I will lick him, and I will tell you how it is. I will taste his delicious skin, and then, I will bite his cute little butt, and then, his tasty looking lips, and then... ''

Eeeewww...

- '' I think I'm gonna throw up! '' Marrik cried. '' Stop it, for all the gods and godesses of the egyptian pantheon's sake!''

And he ran away to a random building, well, not that random, because it was the Kaiba Corp Tower, but anyway...

- '' O...Kay...''

Bakura approached the tree where Mokuba was. The small boy was looking at the direction where Marrik went.

- '' Is he okay? '' he asked.

He swiftly got off the tree, and started glaring at Yami Bakura.

- '' Yes, he is okay. Mokuba? You remember what we were doing, me and Marrik?''

Mokuba nodded, smiling. Poor little kid, he did not know what the psycho had in store for him.

- '' Well, we found our next victi... Uh, our next mea... uh, wait, I mean, our licking target.''

Mokuba, being the sweet and innocent child he usually is, just stood there, a cute look on the face, as Bakura was drooling at the pervert thought of tasty juvenile flesh.

- '' I... I will... lick your... delicious butt... '' bakura said, drooling.

Mokuba's eyes widened. By experience, Mokuba knew that he was in all the thoughts of a whole lot of perverts.

- '' I always knew you were a psychopath, but I never knew you were a... a... a pedophile! ''

Bakura's reply was not of the brightest.

- '' Give me your butt ! ''

- '' Do not touch me! I did not wash for the last five months! ''

Mokuba, not knowing what to do, started running in some direction. Fortunately for Bakura, Mokuba's hair were so damn long that he simply caught them. He grabbed Mokuba by his shirt and lifted him. ( Am I really writing this? )

As Bakura was starting to undress a crying and kicking Mokuba, the small boy's savior appeared out of nowhere.

- '' LEAVE MY LITTLE BROTHER ALONE! ''

- '' Ohmygod! '' Bakura whispered.

Yup, the savior was Seto Kaiba. Oh, he sure did not look like he was in a good mood. And Bakura knew that things could become dangerous when seto looked angry.

- '' I am sorry, Kaiba. I was just trying to eat your brother. ''

- '' That is one of the most stupid things I heard today. ''

- '' You look, uh... angry.''

- '' Yes. Look at what that dumb friend of yours did to me! ''

Seto was covered with... Well... Yami Marrik was feeling sick, wasn't he? That is when Marrik popped from Seto's behind.

- '' Hello, '' he said. '' I feel much better now. ''

His eyes widened.

- '' By all the gods and godesses of the egyptian pantheon, what are you doing to little Mokuba? ''

- '' Uh... I was trying to lick him.''

The psycho turned his eyes towards Mokuba again, who simply looked terrorized, and he made yet again a bright request.

- '' Let me lick your butt! ''

- '' No, please! Seto's butt tastes much better !''

Seto cocked an eyebrow, as Yami Marrik carefully approached the kid and the psycho.

- '' Bakura, can't you see he is scared?'' he asked.

- '' No. He is purring, '' Bakura replied.

Loooooooong Silence...

- '' What? '' the three other boys asked.

- '' Well, when the cat was vibrating in my arms, Mokuba said it was purring, which meant it was happy. So, Mokuba is just happy. ''

Loooooooooooong silence.

- '' Uh... He is shaking out of fear, '' Seto explained.

- '' Besides, I am not a cat, you dork! ''

Bakura nodded, even if he did not really understand what they were talking about. His Hikari was far to stupid to feel fear and tremble, and never should we see the king of thieves be scared.

- '' Anyway, guys... Oh, look! '' Bakura exclaimed, pointing behind Seto and Marrik. '' A flying potato! ''

- '' Where, '' the two boys asked, turning around.

While they were busy staring at the sky, Bakura resumed his previous activity of tasting Mokuba. He pinned him to the ground, Mokuba on his own stomach. Yami pulled the little boy's pants, revealing his oh so wonderful butt. Mokuba was screaming, but Seto and Marrik were too busy searching for the potato to do anything.

- '' Do not do this, '' Mokuba pleaded. '' You will regret it, I swear! ''

Bakura bit his but, and his eyes widened.

- '' AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! ''

Five... Minutes... Later...

- '' I told you that you would regret it. ''

Bakura was sitting in some corner, looking paranoid, and feeling pain in his jaw.. The other boys were staring at him.

- '' No... No... Where is the flesh?...''

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