Insane Games

Once upon a time, LNIYE broke her foot, but she managed to get to her computer, wanting to write some stupid and funny things. She also wants to wish a Merry Christmas to all the reviewing people, or simple readers. Oh, and... In case you were wondering, the titles of the chapters will not always be the same.

Insane Games

Third Chapter : Like to lick 3

Yami Bakura stopped being paranoid after at least ten minutes. He was ready to resume his previous activities of licking every single things he saw, and his next target was just in front of him.

My god, Seto Kaiba was so good looking! He was sexy, handsome, suave, serious, overflowing with charm and the smell of Yami Marrik's vomit. Bakura could have resist the last one, but Seto's sexiness could still be sensed. Okay, Bakura did not care about his charms, he only cared about the taste of Seto.

- '' Kaiba, can I lick you? '', the psycho asked. '' Considering the fact that your brother nearly broke my teeth with his butt, this is the least you can do to repay me.''

Seto turned his cool stare toward him, and declared in all his glorious sexiness...

- '' I consider that it is your fault. Trying to eat my brother can be considered a criminal act. ''

- '' But... '' Bakura started.

- '' And... Mokuba did tell you it was not a good idea. ''

- '' But... '' Bakura wanted to explain.

- '' And... ''

Every body was staring at him, waiting. But Seto had seen a really interesting suspence movie the day before, and it seemed like he still had it in mind.

- '' ... Alright, I agree. ''

There was a long silence. Mokuba was staring at him like if he had no head and 3 arms. Bakura and Marrik looked at each other with a really wide grin.

- '' Yaaaaay! '' they stupidly exclaimed.

- '' Seto, you can't be serious! ''

Seto did not answer. He just stood there, looking cool, while Marrik and Bakura were dancing some weird dance. They were holding hands, and were turning around, while singing '' La la la la la, we are the best, la la la la la, Kaiba will be licked... ''. This is disturbing.

- '' Okay, guys. Hurry, I have to get back to work. '' Seto said.

Marrik and Bakura licked him in the face, happy to do so.

- '' Hey, he tastes... Sexy. '' Bakura said.

- '' Yes, and there is a hint of leather... And Mokie! '' Marrik added.

Seto cocked an eyebrow. What does sexiness tastes like? And mokuba?

- '' Thank you very much, Kaiba! '' Marrik said. '' Now, let us find our new target! ''

Mokuba looked up at his brother.

- '' Why did you let them lick you? '' he asked.

- '' If I had said no, they would have harrassed me all day long. Don't you think your brother is smart? ''

Mokuba rolled his eyes. Suddenly, Marrik remembered a little detail.

- '' Hey, Bakura, you did not tell me what little Kaiba here tastes like, '' he said, pointing Mokuba.

Bakura licked one of Mokuba's arms, while Marrik licked his hair.

- '' Oh, he tastes... hum... Good. He tastes child flesh! ''

- '' I think he tastes shampoo, '' Marrik said.

Marrik and Bakura looked at eachother at least 15 seconds.

- '' Anyway, off to our next target! '' Bakura exclaimed.

They left the Kaiba brothers behind, and they walked down on the street, searching their next poor unfortunate victim. On the street, they ran into Yugi, Joey, and Tea.

- '' Hello, '' Bakura said, while Marrik was waving.

- '' Hi, '' the others replied.

There was a little awkward silence, then Marrik came up to business...

- '' Hey, can you guys help us with a little experiment? We wish to see what you taste like.''

- '' Sure, seems interesting, '' Joey said.

- '' If it is for our friendship, yes! ''

Try to guess who said this one.

- '' Cool, '' Bakura said. '' Let us begin with Yugi. ''

He took a step toward a smiling Yugi, when suddenly...

- '' Yu Gi Ooooooooooooooh ! ''

Bakura jumped out in fright, as Marrik let out a small scream of surprise. Insert theme song here.

After some time, Yugi was not done. Marrik looked at his watch, showing his impatience. Bakura crossed his arms, and tapped his foot.

- '' Okay, then, let us begin with Joey'' he said.

Joey smiled, waiting to be a part of their experiment. Bakura licked his face, and Marrik licked his arm. The two of them looked disgusted.

- '' Disgusting! He tastes the old shoe! '' Marrik said.

- '' No, he tastes the old dog! ''

Seto appeared out of nowhere, laughed in Joey's face, and then walked away. Every body was staring. After a while, Joey broke the silence.

- '' Hey, I washed myself last week! ''

- '' Last week! '' the psychos said.

They shivered of disgurt, before turning their gaze toward Tea.

- '' Say, can we lick you now? '' Marrik asked.

- '' Sure, that is what friends are for! ''

- '' Yeah, yeah... Just give me your arm.''

Bakura licked Tea's hair, and marrik licked her arm.

- '' ...Is this what friendship tastes like? '' Marrik wondered.

- '' I say she tastes...''

But their reflexions were interrupted by a powerful...

- '' It's time to duel!''

Marrik and Bakura jumped out in fright, before turning their gazes toward him.

- '' I accept your challenge. ''

A duel disk appeared out of nowhere. Every one was staring.

- '' I believe in the heart of the cards.''

- '' Uh... We were not here to duel against you. '' Marrik said. '' We wanted to lick you. ''

- '' If it is a plan to take over the world, I will win! ''

Bakura looked angry. He approached Yami Yugi.

- '' Are you deaf? We wish to lick you! No one shall win! ''

- '' ... Okay. ''

Finally, he understood. Marrik and Bakura licked.

- '' Man, when did you wash for the last time? You taste the old dead rat! '' Marrik asked.

- '' 4000 years ago. ''

- '' Arrgh, revolting! '' Bakura screamed

They walked away, disgusted by the thought that they licked the 4000 years old pharaoh.

- '' Bakura, I am hungry. Can we go to your house, so your hikari can bake us something? We will continue the licking afternoon. ''

Bakura nodded, and they went to Ryou's house.

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