Heyz! Yep, it's really ME, you're not dreaming.. lololz.. I'm finally back with another chap for y'all... And damnz', even if I say it myself, it's LONG..! So, here you go! Please dun' hold a grudge anymore. And thanx for all your reviews, really, if it weren't for them, I would never have continued.
And I just wanna say that this chap is for my Russian friends; sorry for the long wait ;))
First day at school…
Ichigo heard his digital-alarm beep while he was lying on his back in his bed. He sent a death-glare at the poor thing and threw it far, faaaaar away. He hadn't slept all night, thinking of the horrible day that would follow soon. Slowly he threw his blanket off himself and got up. Just as he was taking his shirt off, the closet-door opened revealing a pretty shocked Rukia, who had a direct view at his muscular torso. Her cheeks turning red she turned around as fast as she could.
"Y-you jerk! Couldn't you give me a warning or something!"
Ichigo rolled his eyes. What was the big deal anyway?
Why is she acting weird all of a sudden..?
"Oi, it's YOU who barged in. Not me…"
"Whatever... Just tell me when you're finished." With that she went back into the closet and shut the door violently behind her back. Ichigo frowned.
What's her problem..?
When he finished, he told Rukia he was going downstairs and proceeded to do so. As he walked into the kitchen he found out that the ninja were already awake and eating their breakfast.
"O-Ohayo Ichigo-kun." Hinata greeted along with his sisters.
"Ichi-nii, I have a match today. Can you pick me up at seven?"
"Hn..." He grunted in response.
Now done with their breakfast, they headed to Karakura High, where Rukia joined them.
"Rukia-san," Ten-Ten started. "Do we really have to wear these clothes?"
"Yeah," Temari continued. "They're kinda tight."
"And not to mention short." Sakura added, trying to cover her legs with her skirt. Rukia nodded.
"I'm sorry, but you must wear them. This is the school uniform which has to be worn by all students. It says so in the rules. I had a hard time getting used to it as well. Especially with fighting." Hinata sighed unhappily. She wasn't used wearing such daring clothes. If only her father would see her in this…. She gulped, shaking her head.
Father isn't here... And rules are rules!
"Are you alright, Hinata-chan?" Naruto asked worried when he saw her weird behaviour. She blushed.
"I'm f-fine, N-Naruto-kun!"
Frankly the boys couldn't see why the girls were so objective about their clothing… Although they would NEVER admit it, they kinda enjoyed the nice view which they were granted.
"We're here." Ichigo grunted as they walked into the building.
"I gotta go to class." With giant steps, he disappeared from the scene, leaving the ninja with big question marks above their heads.
"What the heck are we going to do now?" Ten-Ten gritted through her teeth. First the skirt and now this! I. NEVER. Wear. Skirts.
Neji smirked, knowing exactly what Ten-Ten could be thinking at the moment.
"That skirt makes you almost look like a real girl, don't you think so?"
Ten-Ten turned around; trying her best not to attack Neji, right there and then.
"Do you want to die young, Neji-kun."
He shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly.
"Do you want to be disappointed finding out you couldn't even touch me for a second?"
If not for Sakura and Hinata; Neji might've never been able to produce children…
Temari sighed rolling her eyes.
"Why make such a big fuss? We could ask that Rukia-person." Shikamaru turned around, busting Rukia's escape just at the right moment.
"Hey, you troublesome person. Where do you think you're going, leaving us here?"
Rukia started to laugh happily. Too happy.
"Ehehehe.. Wellyouknowhavetogotoclasssothattheteacherwon'tbemadatmegoodluckwithfindingthereceptionhall!" she finished without breathing even once. Two seconds later she was out of sight.
Clearly irritated, Shikamaru sighed.
"How bothersome..."
"Che." Sasuke agreed. Naruto was too busy drooling over the Burger King poster, which was on one of the walls, so he didn't say anything.
"Ughh!" Sakura exclaimed annoyed, "Whatever. Then we'll find it. Who needs them?" Her hands in balled fists, she stumped her way through the hall.
The others just looked at each other.
"Well, heck! I'm going as well!" Temari announced. And soon they all decided to follow Sakura, who turned out to be very good in playing the leader role.
"Naruto! Stop gawking at those pictures, you annoy me!"
"Yes, ma'am!"
"Shikamaru! Why don't you save your breath, and stop muttering that pathetic 'troublesome' and 'bothersome' all over and over again! You're hurting my poor head!"
Shikamaru was about to say another 'trouble-', but he didn't get any further than that, because Sakura interrupted him badly.
"For a genius you seem pretty stupid if you don't even understand the word STOP! GOD! Now I finally understand what Ino meant when she said that you were impossible!"
Using his genius-IQ, Shikamaru made the wise decision to shut the 'BEEP' up.
From the corner of his eye, Sasuke observed Sakura.
What's gotten into her? She hasn't whined about something even once.
Sakura turned around, feeling someone's stare at her back. Sasuke acted like… well… Sasuke. Finally she turned around, shaking her head.
Must be hallucinating. Damn, I really had a bad night's sleep.
Sasuke smirked. He didn't have a clue of what was happening to Sakura, he did know one thing though, he liked it… very much.
All of a sudden, Sakura stopped and started jumping up and down while she squealed like fan girl on crack.
"Yay! It's here! Look! Reception hall THAT way! Yay! YAYAYAY!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes.
Maybe I over estimated her too much.
After finally arriving at the reception desk, some old lady gave them a few papers, which Shikamaru was forced to deal with. While he was sighing and signing, the lady told them they were placed in class 4d and they had to follow the previous classes.
Slowly Hinata read them out loud.
"M-mathematics,
Hist-tory,
English-sh,
Bi-i-iology and
Chemis-stry "
Everyone looked puzzled.
"What kinda classes are those?" Temari wondered.
Sasuke was bothered 'bout something else...
Did that woman just look at my ass!
"I-I'm not sure i-if I can d-do this." Hinata stuttered unhappily. Naruto poked her shoulder in a playful way.
"Lighten up, Hinata-chan! You shouldn't underestimate yourself like that! I'm sure you'll do great!"
Hinata relaxed a bit and her lips formed a soft smile.
"Unn!"
"Hey, are we gonna leave or not?" Temari asked eyeing the rest.
"But er-.." Ten-Ten started.
"What!"
"Where the hell is class 4d!" Everyone stopped with their tracks.
"SHIT!"
Gaara was anything but happy. A day had past and his sister still wasn't back. No, Gaara was rather upset. That and he was on medication… heavy medication. Being a psycho killer wasn't always fun. Especially at times like these. So positioned on the rooftop, he was thinking about sadistic ways to kill people. But this time, even that didn't make him happy. Suddenly he heard footsteps behind him. Just as he was about to kill the intruder he was interrupted by a screeching voice.
"Oh, no, you don't! Don't even think about killing me, mister!" He recognised that voice… It was… Ino?
"What is your business?" He asked slowly, not paying much attention to her. He heard her sigh and she cautiously settled herself next to him. Not too close, though.
"Do you fear me?" Gaara asked.
Ino raised one perfect eyebrow.
"You know, for a cold blooded killer, you talk way too much. And yes, I don't find you the safest person ever, but that's not really my fault, is it?"
Gaara was confused at her antics.
Does she want to die?
The fact he had learnt to control himself a bit, didn't mean that he wasn't short-tempered, cruel, sadistic, blood-crazed etcetera etcetera. Ino seemed to understand his confusion.
"Look, you're much too drugged to kill me in an instant, so why don't you just lay low. And I just felt like having some company, and now that Shika's gone…-"
He shrugged. Did she expect him to care or something?
They both didn't speak for a long time, thinking of their loss.
Sometimes, (in Gaara's case always), being quiet was better than using words.
After a lot of chaos, chaos and chaos, the shinobi finally found their class. The thing was that they were an hour and a half late!
Entering the class, they all only shared one thought...
'Ichigo and Rukia are so going down...'
They were right on time to follow the English class and had to introduce themselves. Sakura had a plan, she told it to the other kunoichi, who gladly agreed.
Oh yeah! Ichigo would pay dearly...
Ichigo's and Rukia's eyes locked at the same time and they both had this weird feeling that something bad was gonna happen real soon. Maybe they shouldn't have left the ninja alone. But nevertheless, all of it didn't matter anymore; they were both too late, much too late.
Sakura was a nice gal, really. Overall she was just the prototype nice girl, who healed nice little fishies, who was a nice and brave little apprentice and who liked nice little flowers!
But like every nice little person, she had a rather different side of herself, whom the most people would've never dared to dream about. And believe me, it was a bad, baaaaaad side and a tad sadistic too.
So every Wednesday night, when all her friends thought she was doing nice things that nice little gals would probably do, she was being tutored by the one and only….; Ibiki-sama himself!
This 'secret' thing had been going on for 5 months, and unfortunately for our two favourite shinigami, Sakura had actually turned out to be a very good student. So this all summed up in one easy sentence;
Sakura had become one hell of a torturer, and she had just found two volunteering victims...
Hell, YEAH! Payback's a bitch! Muhahahahaha..!
Sakura looked around her. Her fellow comrades were already introducing themselves. A sick twisted smile, which could even top Orochimaru's, graced her lips.
This is gonna be fun...
Finally the boys had been through their part and it was Sakura's turn to introduce herself... She smiled her sweetest smile.
"Hello, everyone! My name is Haruno Sakura and I'm sixteen years old. My favourite colour is green and-uh the things I like to do are… shopping, cooking…" She twisted her hair, batted her eyes and turned around to face Ichigo and chirped,
"...And to be with my little boo-boo Ichigoooh, who's my boyfriend!"
The whole class went silent, including the 4 other male ninja.
Sakura just continued smiling. Sasuke's eyes narrowed.
What the hell! Sakura… with… that shinigami!
Suddenly everyone started to talk with amazement, even the teacher was shocked.
"What? OMG! Ichigo-kun has a girlfriend!"
"-….I thought he was supposed to be a macho?"
"I-chi-go! Why didn't ya tell me about your girl! You're so cruel!"
"Hey! Maybe you can set me up with one of her friends!"
Ichigo twitched. His reputation he had to work for many, many years was now officially screwed.
Sakura just tried hard not to blow her cover up and burst into laughter.
Stage 1 is now completed! Now over to stage 2…Hell yeah!
She turned around to wink at Ten-Ten. Ten-Ten nodded.
It was her turn... She smiled evilly before she suddenly stood up and started to yell. Everyone stopped talking and looked at her with great confusion.
"WHAT! No way, you bimbo! Ichigo-kun is MY man! So you just keep your filthy hands OFF him!"
Neji and Ichigo almost fell off from their chairs.
What the BEEP!
Sakura congratulated her friend mentally, she couldn't have done it better herself. Now it was her turn again and Temari's.
Sakura got up on her feet as well and started yelling back.
"SHUT UP, you slut! He's MINE, MINE, MINE!"
Everyone gasped at this new information. Ichigo was…. two-timing?
Temari chuckled. It was show time! She jumped up, knocking her chair on the ground, in progress and started to hiss dangerously;
"No way... For your information, he told ME to be his girl, so stop lying before I tear your stupid, disgusting pink hair off!"
Here she turned herself to Ten-Ten.
"And before I stick those shit-coloured eyes off your ugly face!"
Sakura gasped dramatically while Ten-Ten slapped her forehead in amaze.
"You BITCH!"
Shikamaru raised his eyebrow, when his genius' mind understood what they were doing. He shook his head and sighed. Ichigo was about to learn how troublesome women were.
Ichigo was twitching all over now and his face turned red. Rukia did her best to hide her laughter. This was definitely fun. Of course she knew it couldn't be real… Right? She stopped laughing. What if it were real?
After that line Hinata knew it was her turn, she bit her lip in fear, she didn't want to do this, but she had to, for her friends. So eventually she agreed.
Out of the blue, Hinata got up and started to walk right at Ichigo's table. Slowly Ichigo looked up.
"What are you-"
He didn't get further than that though, as suddenly Hinata started crying, real hard.
"Hinata-chan!" Naruto cried worried. Neji just sent the poor red-headed shinigami a threatening look.
"I-Ichigo-k-kun!" Hinata cried. "Why d-did y-you lie t-to me? I- I- thought y-you l-liked me!"
That did it. Ichigo was now very, very screwed.
Even Orihime was mad at him.
"Ichigo-kun! How could you be so cruel! I'm very disappointed in you!"
Tatsuki growled dangerously.
"Ichigo, you bastard. I am so gonna kill you!"
Sakura did a victory sign in the depths of her sadistic mind.
KYAA! So far so good! Take that! You Ichigo jerk! And now it's time for the lovely Rukia-san... MUHAHAHAHA!
Temari, Ten-Ten and Sakura walked right beside Hinata. And suddenly Temari started to point at Rukia, who was currently sitting next to Ichigo.
"You!"
Rukia looked next to her before she startled answered.
"Er—... me?" Temari nodded furiously.
"Yes, YOU! Are you deaf! It's you, isn't it!"
Rukia shrugged.
"It's me?" She responded intelligently.
"I knew it!" Ten-Ten took over.
"It really IS you!"
Rukia sweat dropped.
"Er… I really don't know what you're talking about…-"
"Don't act dumb!" Sakura hissed.
"Y-yes." Hinata followed. Temari started poking one of the female shinigami's shoulder.
"Have you no respect at all?"
"But why should I-"
"You're so low."
"What are you-"
"YOU stole OUR Ichigo!"
"WHAT!"
"H-how c-could you!"
The class started to talk again.
"Never knew Rukia-san was that kinda girl—"
"OMG! That's so cool! Ichigo is cheating on his girlfriends with Rukia-chan!"
"What the f-ck! Ichigo is 4 –timing his girls! Damn! He's good…"
Rukia felt her cheeks burning, while Ichigo bonked his head on the table.
Sakura almost pitied them... almost…
The rest of the day the rumour spread throughout the entire school and everyone knew about it, even the teachers!
That day Ichigo and Rukia learned something very important in their lives;
Remember not to mess with Konoha female ninja EVER…!
Lololz.. that was it.. And..-? Do you guys like it, hate it?
Thanx for reading and lemme know what cha think!
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