One day the newlywed's Kira, and Lacus Yamato were waking down the streets of Tiujuana Mexico on their honeymoon. They passed this warehouse-like building when a man walked up to them.

"Hey." The man said in a thick native accent. "You wanna see a donkey show?"

Kira, and Lacus had never heard of a "donkey show", but neither of them thought it could be anything bad.

"What do you say Lacus?" Kira asked his wife.

"Sure it actually sounds kinda fun." Lacus replied.

"Okay amigos, right this way." The man said as he led the two unsuspecting youngsters into the building.

TEN MINUTES LATER...

Kira, and Lacus burst from the building hand-in-hand. Their faces containing looks for pure unadulterated shock, and horror at what they had just witnessed.

"Oh my god. Oh my god! OH MY GOD!" Kira kept repeating over and over as his hands cluched his head in an almost death-grip-like state.

Lacus was no better either as she wrapped her arms around herself, and was shaking uncontrollably. "So dirty... So dirty..." She repeated in an even higher, and softer voice then she normally had.

EPILOUGE...

Kira, and Lacus eventually recovered in time to enjoy the rest of their honeymoon. Although the experience had left them both emotionally scared to the point where neither one of them could watch the movie Shrek without taking a shower imediatly afterwards. Needless to say they both learned a valuable lesson.

Just say no to the donkey show.