Disclaimer: Don't own Evangelion or the song Macarena. They belong to Gainax and Los Del Rio. Easy enough to say, I guess. (smiles)

Macarena: A Rei Ayanami Song

By Charles Xavier

(Performed by Rei Ayanami and the cast of Evangelion)

"I am not trying to be attractive."

All the school boys call me Ayanami,

One look at me and their noses turn runny.

They all draw me, in doujinshi,

So they like to fantasize about me.

Think of me, dream of me,

But they wouldn't dare to go out with me.

Tastier than Japanese chicken teriyaki,

More tender than juicy Italian salami,

Spicier than Texan chili con carne,

Rei Ayanami!

"KAKKUI!"

Tougher than Toei's Tsukino Usagi,

Prettier than young Masaki Sasami,

More talented than singer Onuki Ami,

Rei Ayanami!

"SUGOI!"

Now don't go talking about my life,

You know I'm just another clone.

I don't want you, God forbid you,

Make one wrong move and I'll…ahem…

You may think she's sweet, but don't bet all your money.

Her looks can deceive, so don't be such a dummy.

Touch her once, you'll be screaming for your mommy!

Rei Ayanami!

"KOWAII!"

Cute as a mouse and cuddly as a bunny,

She's the cream of your coffee and the sweetness of your honey,

So take off your clothes and swing around your undies,

For Rei Ayanami!

"KAWAII!"

Rei-Rei-Rei-Rei-Rei Ayanami!

Rei-Rei-Rei-Rei-Rei Ayanami!

Rei-Rei-Rei-Rei-Rei Ayanami!

Rei-Rei-Rei-Rei-Rei Ayanami!

Rei-Rei-Rei-Rei-Rei Ayanami!

Rei-Rei-Rei-Rei-Rei Ayanami!

Rei Ayanami!

"OWARI!"

Author's Note: Please be kind to review, and no flames! Ja ne!