Fragments of Thoughts
By Sheik Lovin' 'Yeah, you heard me' Rose-chan
Disclaimer: Satoshi Tajiri: Very rich man living in Japan. Shigeru Miyamoto: Very rich man living in Japan. Me: Very not-rich girl living in England. Guess which ones own Pokemon.
Here we have Quagsire, 'carefree and oblivious'. I don't care if Whiscash and Swampert outclass him, he rocked in Gold and he still rocks now, so he gets a fic and they don't. Neener, neener.
Rumble In The BogsPeople are funny. They look at me and think, "What an odd creature," and yet never stop to look at themselves. I mean, they just look so ridiculous with their spindly legs and twiggy arms! How can they walk with matchsticks for legs? I just find it so amusing how they jump so quickly to conclusions. Like how they did with Slowpoke; man, it's slow and stupid, right? Never mind that it can control your thoughts if it really wanted to and wasn't distracted by anything shiny. Personally, a lifestyle consisting of doing absolutely nothing but waiting to become more powerful so you can get these people to do the Tango for your entertainment is win-win in my book.
Hmm. What was I talking about? Eh, probably not important. Hey, if you ever visit my swamp, steer well clear of the plant life. Man, those can really hurt if you get 'em riled. Ever had fifty razor sharp leaves hurtling towards you with no chance of escape? It isn't pretty. Or non-painful. Last time I try to find out if roots are edible. Come on, plants have loads of roots, right? You have to eat to live, I'm sure they can understand that. But noooo, they're all "Stay away from my roots!" and I'm all "But I want to eat them!" and then it's "Whatever, eat leaf!" and then I get hurt. Leaves don't taste nice. They can spare a bunch of leaves, but you just try and eat one measly stinkin' root. Stupid plants.
One thing about humans I really like is the boats. I mean, they're crazy. Humans are perfectly capable of swimming – I've seen it, admittedly not in my swamp 'cause anyone swimming would regret it – and they build big things out of metal and somehow they float and this makes it all better. I could understand it if there were Sharpedoes in the water or somethin', but they're pretty rare and Carvanhas don't do that much damage anyway so why go to all that effort when you can just swim? I don't get it. Are boats special? Do they have magic powers? They must have since big hulking metal things shouldn't float, but they do. I like going down to the river and just watching for boats. Sometimes I'll follow along to see what they're going to do but I usually just get distracted by something, like this really cool rock I saw once. Man, you should see it! It's beyond awesome, at least in my book.
Books, they're another human thing. Words on paper so you don't forget them. Heh, I could probably use one of those. But I suppose it'd get all wet and wouldn't work any more, and that'd be no good. And my hands aren't the best for holding stuff you write with. I wonder how books got invented? Did some ancient human guy say, "Cool, I can put words on paper!" and it went from there? Did anyone think he was crazy, or a wizard or something? I bet they did. Humans hate change, and writing is a pretty big change.
So, anything else you want to know about me? I – Wow! Check out that frog! 'Scuse me, I'll be right back…I wonder if you can eat it…?
-FIN-
Aah, Quagsire. Gotta pay respects to the guy who rocked everything before them newfangled kids showed up. Swampert's okay, but give me Quaggy over Whiscash any day of the week. Cookies and praise if you figure out where I stole the title for this chapter from.
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