I really apologize for posting this chapter so late, I had readers block for some reason, and I had too do tax for my previous boss, the video-machine broke, the power kept tripping, and these aren't lies, so really sorry, oh yeah and I've been playing Guild wars non-stop.

Forgive me? Well if you don't, no more chapters :)

Missery moved out of the way and Cell looked at her oddly. "What's wrong?" He asked and she blushed. "Um...Too soon." She said and Cell laughed. "Right, sure." He said and she smiled. "Well, it's also this pregnant thing, I can't be a mother, and you know that!" She yelled as she put her head in her hands, about to cry.

Cell didn't know whether she could be a mother, he didn't even know whether he could be a father, but he would try. "If I am willing to be a father, then I'm sure you can be a proper mother." He said and she nodded. "Yes, I know, but what if the baby dies at birth, or gets sick or something!" She yelled again and Cell smiled. "There is no way in hell that my boy will get sick; he has my genes after all." He said and she was getting a little happier.

"That's good to know..." She said as she got up again. "Where are you going?" He asked and she turned back to him, smiling. "I'm going to eat; the baby probably needs food, doesn't it?" She asked and Cell shook his head. "No, for now the baby is a fetes, it doesn't rely on you for food yet." He said and she growled. "Well there goes my excuse, fine, I'm hungry and wanted an excuse to eat like a pig." She said smiling.

"Oh so you lied to me, did you?" Cell asked smiling, and getting up. Missery backed more into the kitchen. "No, never..." She said and moved more back, Cell smiled. "Oh, you just lied to me again..." He said and walked to her a bit faster, and she shrieked in shock. "God me and my big mouth." She said as she ran into the washing room, it was next too the kitchen, she closed the door shut and leaned against it.

"There's no way in hell that you're tickling me again." She said and Cell snickered. "Who said I was going to tickle you?" He asked and she laughed quickly. "Hah, how gullible do you think I am?" She asked and Cell didn't reply, but the next thing she saw was him in front of her.

She gulped and moved back. "Damnit, why didn't I get a normal guy?" She muttered and Cell smiled. "Really? Would he be able to protect you?" He asked and Missery shook her head. "No, I'd need to do that part, but at least I'd be able to kick his ass." She said and Cell smiled. "You can kick my ass, you just use your foot, but I don't think it's going to hurt..." He said and she growled and punched him in the chest. "You're a bitch!" she yelled and Cell smiled. "Really? A bitch? That must make you a lesbian... What are you not telling me, and what do you know about me that I don't know about myself?" Cell asked and Missery mumbled something under her breath and Cell smiled.

"Go get me some panados, I have a headache." She said as she opened the washing room, and Cell walked out. "Okay..." He said and walked too the kitchen, he got into the washing room because she didn't close the door quickly enough, and he was able to get inside quickly.

Cell walked to the medicine closet and opened it, as he did that Missery closed the washing room's door slowly and locked it. "There is no panados." Cell said as he looked further. "That's right, the pain in my head may still be here, but now the pain in my ass is in the kitchen." She said and Cell gasped. "That's rude!" He yelled and she laughed. "Too bad!" She yelled and Cell walked too the door. "I'll punch it down." He said and she laughed. "You wouldn't dare, I'm leaning against the door, and you don't know how I'm leaning against it, so you might just punch through me, and I'll kill you if you break my door." She said and Cell growled.

"Open up!" He yelled and she laughed. "No way, I need my quiet time!" She yelled, she was enjoying this, torturing Cell like this. "Quiet time my ass, open up...please!" He yelled and Missery was beginning to take pity on him. "What do I get if I do?" She asked in a puppy like voice.

Cell thought for a second. "What do you want?" He asked and she spoke quickly. "No more tickling!" She yelled and Cell smiled. "Okay..." He said as he crossed his fingers.

"Good." She said and unlocked the washing door and opened it, and saw Cell holding up his crossed fingers, so that she could see it clearly enough. "Oh shit." She said as she quickly tried to close the door, but Cell stopped it with his hand and pushed it open.

He walked inside and closed the door behind him, locking it as well and putting the key high up; to make sure Missery wouldn't be able to get the key.

Missery stepped back, now she was trapped in a small room, with him, someone she couldn't even hurt...

It's short, but don't moan, at least it's something :)