The Fart Heard Round the World... THE SEQUEL!
All was quiet at Titans Tower. Beast Boy was eating a burrito on the couch while Robin and Cyborg were playing Gamestation together. Starfire was feeding Silkie a purple stew. Raven, however, was in her room reading a book. "I'm so hungry..." Raven rubbed her growling stomach softly. She quietly closed her book and telekinetically placed it back in its rightful place on her bookshelf. "Do we still have that old Mexican Takeout from last week?" Raven drifted over to the fridge. She opened the fridge to see a big brown paper bag with the El Diablo's Mexican Food Fiesta on it. She pulled the bag out and took out the styrofoam container inside of it. She opened it up to see a half eaten jumbo sized enchilada/burrito/nachoes/taquito combo mix with a side of salsa. "Mmm..." She grabbed the first burrito. It grew four glowing red eyes.
"Yes... Eat ME!" the burrito laughed maniacally. Raven ate the entire burrito with one bite.
"Now for the nachoes," Raven decided grabbing a heaping handful of nachoes covered in some kind of moldy substance. Each chip glowed red. She ate them all and then washed them down with some water. "Two down, one to go..." Five seconds later, the platter was finished. Trigon's curse was about to take it's toll. Raven went back into her room and started reading the same book she started to before she got the munchies. "I feel like reading outside." Raven phased up to the roof of the tower and sat down gently as she opened her book to where she left off. Raven began to feel a queasy feeling in her lower area. "I gotta go! Can't make it to bathroom!" All of a sudden, a brown spray full of chunks of Mexican food poured out of Raven's crack. It rained down on the city. Whatever the spray of poop touched turned to stone. It smothered buildings, cars, people, animals, and anything else in its way. "THE POOP IS BURNING MY INNERS!" Her spray of diarrhea began to talk!
"Once every creature on this planet has turned to stone, I shall come once again and claim it as my own!" the fecal matter roared as it poured down onto poor Jump City. Robin and the rest of the Titans ran up to the roof. Raven turned around to see them, but her spray splashed onto them covering them in a thick brown soupy fluid that turned them to stone. Beast Boy dodged the spray as a mouse and ran up to Raven's ear.
"Use the force... Use the Pepto Bismol of Azar! It will clear Trigon from your system!" Beast Boy began. The spray hit Beast Boy and he turned to stone. A foul stench filled the Jump City air and turned the sky a deep brown. Raven charged down into the bathroom and ripped open the medicine cabinet. She swiftly pulled out the Pepto Bismol of Azar. She began to drown in her own fecies and began gasping for air. She gulped down the pink soupy fluid. All of a sudden there was a huge explosion of vomit, bile, and poop that filled the tower and made it explode. Once Trigon was cleared from her system, everyone who was turned to stone became alive and was covered in Raven's poop. Cyborg treaded through the crap that filled the tower covered in the poop.
"Sorry Raven, but the only way to get rid of this stuff is by you consuming all of it," Cyborg frowned. He handed her a tiny spoon. "I advise you start chowing down on your own excrements."
"Why me?" Raven sighed. Robin, Starfire, and Beast Boy surrounded her giving her three more spoons. "I hate life."
Yes, this did suck, but expect a TREQUAL!
