Disclaimer: Yo wazzup, just so you know, your tour guide does not own Full Metal Alchemist.
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Precautions: A visitor's guide to Amestris
By HomunculusGreedLing
Thing you shouldn't do when visiting Amestris:
Irritate Hawkeye. (Bullets Hurt)
Insult Winry's automails. (Wrenches Hurt)
Irritate Izumi. (She hurts even more)
Go near Gluttony when he looks hungry. (i.e., ALWAYS)
Make a deal with Greed.
Let Zolof J. Kimbley touch you. (NO, not in that way you sick bastard)
Call Edward Elric vertically challenged in any way possible.(Small, "Sorry I didn't see you there")
Try to stop Havoc from smoking. (It just isn't possible)
Try to steal a girl from Roy. (Not possible either)
Approach Shou Tucker near assessment time. (Especially if you have a pet with you)
Call Envy a girl. (It's a HE. Though I still have my doubts)
Give Armstong a reason to take off his shirt, flex his muscles and start lecturing. (It's just too weird)
Get sent to the prison next to the fifth lab.
Try to give Edward Elric pure milk.
Insult Izumi. (Unless you've lost your wish to live)
Become a State Alchemist and brag about it to Scar.
Finally, you should never ever ever do this. (If you value your sanity)
Approach\talk to\look at\come within sight of Maes Hughes. (Too Many Pictures, have to …)
- That concludes the end of the tour of what not to do in Amestris. Please Review.
