A/N---Second to last installment!

The Bogmen Rock!

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The Final Battle! Kirk has just finished talking to the bridge, in the hallway outside Garrovick's quarters.

"On my way to the bridge. Red # 3, what did you think of the battle with the creature?"

"Uh... None of the weapons worked on it, Sir?"

"Yes, exactly. So, I have decided that neither you nor I are to blame, now or 11 years ago."

"Uhh..."

"Get back to work, ensign."

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Kirk arrives majestically on the bridge, Spock in tow, where Chekov tells him that the pink thing has left the ship and is traveling at warp speed. Also, sickbay is filling up, due to everyone having breathed in radioactive waste from the ventilation system.

Spock sulks behind Kirk because Chekov refuses to give him back the scanner. Kirk rolls his eyes and makes Chekov go back to his post. "Chekov, set a course for the fourth planet in the Tyco star system. Uhura, tell everybody that we will be late for that dammed rendezvous."

The Good Doctor is nowback on the bridge, scowling in a manly fashion. "Jim, the medical supplies!"

Kirk has apparently given Spock another raise, because he now states that "Evidence suggests the creature is going home to reproduce, creating thousands of little pink cloud things." He pauses to check his eyeshadow. (I swear, he really does!) "An ounce of antimatter should be sufficient to destroy it."

Kirk mutters that it will take two men to carry that much antimatter down to the planet.

Garrovick jumps in and volunteers to go down to the planet's surface alone with Kirk.

Kirk smiles lecherously. (he does actually.. did you ever notice that?) "You're just the man I had in mind." (1)

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Despite objections, Kirk and Garrovick beam down to the planet's surface with a container that is straight out of the Jetsons and a huge jar of blood to lure the creature. Ick. Nothing like a good old suicide mission with a gallon of blood to keep you company. Kirk sets the detonator device onto the Jetsons antimatter container--twenty feet AWAY from the bloody bait--and calls Spock, who tells them that the pink cloud is approaching.

Kirk and Garrovick turn to see the pink alien creature descend upon the jar of blood, which sparkles and becomes empty. "Damn, it took the bait too soon!"

"What else can we use, Captain? It only eats blood!"

Kirk stares, mesmerized, as the big pink thing draws nearer. "Get back to the ship, ensign. Tell them to detonate the antimatter!"

"...Yes Sir," Garrovick looks at the creature, then at Kirk. "Judo CHOP!" Kirk falls over like the wuss he is, and they have a short and very fake looking manly tussle, which is really just Kirk's excuse for grabbing Garrovick's butt. Kirk pulls him over behind the antimatter and, after much difficulty, manages to get his communicator open and hails the Enterprise. "Spock...Spock...lock onto us...it's gonna be very, very close..."

The cloud nears, cackling wickedly, because it knows it just interrupted a "Yee-Haw" scene. Kirk waits until it starts sparkling over the antimatter container, three feet in front of them. "NOW!"

What will happen? Wait and see in the final installment, Next Time!

(1) --still means an actual quote.

A/N---Mwa haha! I do so love being eeeevil... Cause only truely eeeeevil people leave massive cliffhangers! ---ok, not really. and y'all know what happens anyway. Also, the "Yee-Haw" reference is from the bunny version of 'Brokeback Mountain', at angry alien dot com. watch it. it is good..

Allyp

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