A Tear in Time
By the way, I don't own Sailor Moon or Gundam Wing! Sorry but I forgot to write it and this will be the only time I say it!
Chapter Three - Getting Lost and Meeting Antonio
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Several hours had past and so far the results were as such;:
Much yelling about the weird lamp, much throat soreness, and then much sleep.
Usagi and Minako were beat and fell asleep in their seats. That happens, being tired from running, and screaming, and more running, and stuff like that. Then there was the whole thing about the rip in time or whatever it was called.
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Now in the room across the lounge where the girls slumbered, the room with the electric blue couch, there sat five very sleepy preventors. That's what happens when you have girls land on your head.
So anyway, Duo had already managed to nod off, snoring slightly, an angry, but also tired Wufei sat next to him, comtemplating the perfect moment to 'wake' him up. Trowa and Quatre had struck up a bit of a conversation - a bit one-sided as the blond did most of the talking, about their music and what-not.
Sitting on the arm of the blue couch was one Hiiro Yui. Typing away quickly on a laptop he searched for two names: Aino Minako and Tsukino Usagi. So far he'd managed to successfully find two profiles that dated back to the 2000s. Odd. What could this mean? It had confused Hiiro to no end as to how this could have come up in the results. Or maybe there was a bug in the system. Had they lied about their names? He couldn't help but think that it was foolish to give names from those who had lived over a thousand years ago. Did this mean they were evil? They didn't look it. But they never do, do they? It didn't make any sense, but... maybe by not making sense it actually did...
This is what he had come to find, if these were who they really were:
Name: Aino, Minako
Name Meaning: Beautiful Child of Love
Age: Seventeen
Birthdate: October 22nd
Height: 5'4"
Hair: Pale Blonde
Eyes: Cornflower Blue
Blood Type: B
Other Information:
Went missing May 16, 2005. Known family were mother and father - both are now deceased.
(I don't know her parents names!)
Name: Tsukino, Usagi
Name Meaning: Rabbit of the Moon
Age: Seventeen
Birthdate: June 30
Height: 5'2"
Hair: Golden Blonde
Eyes: Cerulean
Blood Type: O
Other Information:
Went missing May 16, 2005. Known family were Kenji, Ikuko, and Shingo Tsukino - all of whom are deceased.
The information Hiiro found matched up with the girl's descriptions and that just made things more complicated. This was really frustrating our little pilot and well, let's just say that that's not good. As every other time he was confused or upset he tended to lose his mind. Sometimes it made him sing.
Well, as it was well past our favorite pilot's bed-time. Hiiro shut off his little computer and decided to head over to the Sanq Kingdom. He just hoped he didn't run into Zechs. That was the last person he wanted to see right now. Or ever want to see as a matter-of-fact. Only God knows what would happen if he did after Hiiro had "accidentally" hit him in the head with his rifle.
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--Usagi's POV--
That was a nice rest. What the crap is with that lamp? Oh yeah! I'm in that printor place or whatever. Gosh, could Minako snore
any louder? She's worse than me. Sounds like an 18-wheeler for crying out loud! I guess I'd better wake her up then. I need some food.
"Minako-chan! Wake up!" I said. But to no avail did she stir. "MINAKO-CHAN! WAKE UP! I NEED FOOOOD!" I shouted in her ear.
"Huh? I don't have any foods. They all ran away with the cup and spoon." her words were just jumbled up enough for me to understand. Unfortunately, this clearly meant that she was still asleep. Though for one who was asleep, she was pretty good at making complete sentences.
"Just get up!" I whined, losing patience I had resorted to doing something evil. "I love you, You love me! Let's get together and hug everyone! With guns in our pockets and some cheese and a fat pear, let's all go to Grandma's house!" I sang. I know that's not how the song goes, I just made it up. That and why the hell would I know the Barney song?
At least she's fully awake. And staring at me like I've grown four heads or something. Ok, I can see why but it's not my fault! I've been deprived of food for over five hours! I need my food!
--End Usagi's POV--
Now as everyone knows, these two are well known for their stomachs. Very well known. And with that we now see Usagi and
Minako running through several long halls, looking through random doors, looking for food. Not none of that coffee crap or boring work food. They wanted REAL food you see. Like pizza, spaghetti, ice cream and cake! Especially anything with the word chocolate in the title.
It was unfortunate for these girls that they found zip. Nada. Nothing. So with empty stomachs the two headed back to the lounge room.
Or at least tried to considering the fact that neither knew just how to get back. Well that really sucked.
"BLLAAACCHH! You idiot! You could have at least remembered how to get to the lounge!" screamed a mad bunny.
"Hey! What about having you remember all those long, twisting halls and doors! They all looked exactly the same! So don't go pointing fingers at me!" screamed an equally angered senshi of love.
Thankfully, before a real fight could break out between the two hungry senshi an ever-so familiar, cute Duo Maxwell had finally found them this morning after finding out they had left their lamp room. Instead of going with the suspicious act as any of his fellow ex-pilots would he'd decided to... well, eavesdrop on them a bit to find out more about these two possibly insane girls. What he'd found out was that they were hungry - obviously - and very... well, stupid. Duo smartly decided to intervene as he wasn't in the mood to clean up after the obvious blood-shed that was about to happen.
Being a guy he did not know that breaking up cat fights between teen girls was a very stupid thing to do.So the results were not very... nice:
Usagi: "OH YEAH! WELL AT LEAST I CAN COUNT PAST TEN!"
Minako: "WELL AT LEAST I CAN GET TO SCHOOL ON TIME! Sometimes..."
U: "HAH! YOU GOT NOTHIN' ON ME!"
M: "You wanna bet? I can out-do you anytime of the day!"
U: Grabs a mallet from... somewhere...
M: Grabs her super golf club from... some other place...
Duo: Grabs both weapons and snaps them in half. "You chicks are insane. Stop fighting and head back to your room."
U: "WE WOULD IF WE KNEW HOW! SEEING AS MINAKO DIDN'T SEEM TO THINK IT WAS IMPORTANT TO KNOW HOW TO!"
M: "OH! OH! YOU DID NOT JUST DIS ME!" Jumps on Usagi.
U: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET OFF ME!"
D: Attempts to pull Minako of Usagi. Fails. Gets kicked in the face by Usagi.
D,U,M: All fight. "DIE DIE DIE!"
W: "What in Nataku's name is going on here, Maxwell!" Sees everyone kicking the crap outta eachother. O.o;; "You're insane!"
And so it was thanks to Super Wuffie that everyone was pulled apart before they bloody killed eachother. Notice Duo's black eye and large bruise on his face. As well as Usagi's bloody nose, missing odango and slightly bleeding lip. Poor Minako had the worst of it with her bruises and cuts and broken bones... ok! So I lied, she just had Usa-chan's odango in her mouth and a rather large missing chunk of hair on the side of her head... Ouch! Where was the hair? Stuck to wall. The eastern wall from where she was now standing.
Grabbing some glue from the floor... Minako glued the missing chunk of hair back on her head. Meanwhile the others just stared. Stare. Stare some more. How the crap did she do that?
...Silence.
"SHUTUP WITH THAT WORD DAMMIT!" yelled a once again mad bunny.
"Do you girls - and you too Maxwell, mind explaining what exactly you were doing?" asked Wufei who was still looking at Minako funny, who was going to answer his rather sensible question.
"Well... we - me and Usagi-chan were hungry and went to look for food but we didn't find any and then we got lost on our way back and then we started fighting and then Duo started to fight with us too. And then you came and stopped us and asked 'What are you doing?' So now I'm tell-" her reply interrupted by the still mad and evil, Usagi-chan.
...Now Wufei was contemplating whether or not to believe these crazy freaks when interrupted by Duo.
"They're telling the truth. I know as I was spying on them. Crap." no, he didn't miss the evil looks they were sending him. As if he could. It's best that we leave this scene as I don't want to get hurt. As being hurt really hurts.
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"...Good. The preparations are all in order. It won't be long before we find them. But, we can only send one to get them. Any volunteers? Don't go all at once." said a mysterious voice in a mysterious place.
"I will!"
"No I will!"
"I want to!"
"I SHOULD GO!"
"No way! You'll just screw all our hard work up!"
She knew they'd do this. They always did. Oh well, it showed their loyalty to her and eagerness. Or maybe it was because they just wanted to go somewhere brighter.
"Ok! You will all shutup! The only reason I'm letting one of you go is because the gates of time are so heavily guarded by those idiots and we only have enough power to send one of you! Stop your whining! Good grief! You're acting like children! Now let's see...you shall go." many protests came but she ignored them. Screw them all! They were just getting on her nerves and she was just about ready to blast them all to... some other dark, mysterious place. Apparently the stress was getting to her. If they didn't get them then all was lost!
The one chosen, noticeably smaller than the rest, nodded, "I promise to you, I will not fail!"
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After about an hour of lots of screaming, biting, and scratching our little group of crazy people: Usa, Mina, Duo, and Wuffie finally agreed on going and getting some breakfast. Now after trying the corn flakes available in the HQ cafeteria they had decided to leave for... McDonalds. Well, after they all stopped barfing. Who would havethought that McDonalds would last for over thousands of years?
Now on the way to the fast food joint Mina and Wuffie managed to get in a fight about whether chicken nuggets were better than chicken strips. Anyway Duo had teamed up with Minako and the nuggets while Usagi agreed with the idea that strips were better with Wufei. The argument hadn't been pretty. It had been downright dirty after Duo had found several packets of McDonalds ketchup.
"We're sorry sir but breakfast ended two hours ago. We're serving our lunch meals now." said the register-lady, Sahara, who had been stuck with having to take our crazy lil' groups order. Poor girl.
"What? Listen up girl, I said I wanted BREAKFAST. Now give me some or I'll-"
"I WANT AN EGG SANDWICH THING! GIMME GIMME GIMME ONE OR ELSE!" screeched Usagi. I want an egg thing too! What are they called again? Hmm... things weren't going so well for the princess. What with the whole time hole thing and the new enemy and the cute guys and her missing her Mamo-chan and not being able to even have breakfast at McDonalds and all.
Sighing, Sahara contemplated on what to do. They all looked so evil and scary! Especially the one wearing spaghetti on her head. Or was that her hair? 'Why did I even take this job?.' she thought. 'Why can't they just go to some other restaurant?'
Usagi's head looked ready to blow at any moment, Minako... had seemed to suddenly vanish, Duo was stealing packets of ketchup and Wufei was throwing dirty looks at poor Sahara. This seemed to upset the other customers in line. Who knows how long it was before a riot started...
Now I don't want to go into detail with this. So I'll just give everyone a play-by-play as I don't want to have to change the rating to 'M'.
Usagi screams at Sahara who cowers in fear.
The other customers start yelling at the threesome. (As Minako was no longer with them.)
Wufei gets mad at some fat guy and punches him in the face. Screw all that nobility and justice crap!
Sahara decides to take her break.
Minako is found in the back trying to find some egg food. She gets beat on by the guy making french fries.
Duo comes to her rescue only to get hit with super-hot fry grease. Ouch. "IT BURNS!" he cries.
Wufei comes around back with an unconcious Usagi in tow. He kicks the fry guy's butt.
Usagi wakes up and grabs a frying pan attempting to kill Wufei. Apparently it was he who knocked her out.
It was an accident as she got in the way of his fist.
Minako and Usagi give the fry guy- Antonio, one of their speeches: "It is wrong to hit people with that disgusting grease! For burning the crap out of Duo we shall punish you!"
Antonio laughes his head off.
Duo, who was still in pain, hits him in the back of the neck.
Antonio falls down KO'd.
The Cupid and The Rabbit cheer for Duo!
Wufei finds some breakfast burritoes.
Everyone eats happily, but not after getting kicked out by the police.
Wufei yells incoherent words at them about being a preventor and the injustice of not being able to eat egg sandwiches at McDonalds.
Minako gives him a big hug. Calling him "Her Wuffie-chan".
Wuffie then turns into a round little tomato, nice and ripe, and mumbles about crazy blonds.
And that's what happened. Note that some gruesome parts had to be cut out for the safety of the little children viewing this. And with that we end scene.
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Hiiro, Relena and Lady Une.
The three had been discussing the recent attack, the kidnapping of Dorothy, and Usagi and Minako. Well, more like arguing. Hiiro thought it best to just get rid of the girls as they were merely burdens that got in the way. He figured they needed to get rid of this enemy fast as the last attack had caused over two hundred deaths. Relena wanted them to go in and rescue Dorothy before any other plans were made. Before that she even suggested trying to negotiate with them on stopping the attacks before they wiped out the entire planet and the colonies. Of course, considering the fact that she was a pacifist. Well, somewhat considering the fact that she actually slapped a little girl. But then again the little girl was trying to conquer the world and was rather insane at the time.
It was unfortunate for Hiiro that at that moment Zechs just happened to enter the room. He received a small 'Hello' from Une and Relena. Hiiro attempted to ignore him. This increased Zechs anger level to about his waist. Zechs was still pretty angry with Hiiro after he had hit the poor guy with his rifle one day. That had really hurt.
Silence reigned the room for a moment before Zechs did what he was in the room for, besides giving 01 a piece of his mind.
"We should consider ourselves lucky that the youma retreated before we completely ran out of ammunition. They completely destroyed the East wing and the forest. Brussels was destroyed. One resident of the area, Mariemaia, was safely evacuated before the destruction was caused.
"I believe you already know of Miss Catalonia's kidnapping, have you come up with any plans for getting her back safely?" he asked.
"Unfortunately, no. It should be news to you to hear that two teenage girls fell on Hiiro. From the sky. Or a plane. The only information he has found on any Aino Minako or Tsukino Usagi is from the 2000s. They've already been interrogated, so don't bother. So you could say we're at a total loss here as things have just gotten more and more complicated and confusing." Une's voice was laced with anger. She didn't like the look of this. But then again none of them did.
"This sucks." Hiiro said, surprising the crap out of everyone by the fact that he would actually say that. Hiiro himself had no idea as to where that came from!
"You know, I'd like to meet these girls myself. Have the others send them in. I want to speak with them alone." as Relena said this many protests were shouted. It could be dangerous for them to do that! Who knew what the girls were capable of?
"I've made up my mind! Send for them immediately!" she ordered.
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Notes:
Another one bites the dust! Hopefully I'll be getting lots of good reviews! Even though its still kinda crappy, I don't want to change the big stuff since that'll confuse me even more.
