The Adventures of Organization XII

Summary: After heartless infiltrate the keyhole in the World That Never Was, chaos ensues. Organization XIII's members are scattered throughout the world of EARTH. Will they succeed in escaping, or will they have to deal with fans and possibly lose their sanity?

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. The end.

Chapter Two: Crazed Ten-Year Olds Should Not Be Underestimated

"Ooooh. It's Cloud… GO HIM! RARGH, kill them, SORA!" squealed the puny ten-year old as she animatedly punched at the buttons on her exhausted controller from hours of playing Kingdom Hearts II. She stared at the screen, where Cloud was slicing heartless and nobodies to shreds while she was controlling Sora, who was jumping all over the place in Valor drive mode, taking chunks out of everything.

"YESSHUMS!" she cried, giggling maniacally when she finished the fight. After quietly watching a scene, she moved Sora to the save point and saved.

This little girl was not to be underestimated. Though her adorable appearance of cuteness and innocence would fool many, it would be hazardous if they did.

Dark, dark brown hair fell neatly down to her mid-back, warm brown eyes glancing about actively. She was clad in dark blue jeans, along with a comfy black hoodie. She was quite small for her age, but still agile enough to avoid being picked on at school. But this was summer vacation. The first day of it, in fact, and she was fully intent on enjoying it with-

"KINGDOM HEARTS II! YUP-YUP! MARISSA HAS SUCCESSFULLY DESTROYED THE EVIL HEARTLESS OF DOOM! MUAHAHAHA!"

Note to all those around her, never feed her sugar.

"GO MARISSA!" she shouted randomly as she continued playing through the game.

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"Ow… my back hurts like heck…" groaned a certain red-head as he sat up, emerald orbs flickering around the area. "Hey, Rox-WHAT! Get off me, Demyx!"

Demyx rolled over, muttering something about pranking Roxas into performing a crazy chicken dance.

Axel glared at the blonde, and shoved him, hard.

"OW!" yelped Demyx, whacking Axel on the head. "Why'd you do that, Axel?" he whined.

"Because you wouldn't wake up," came the sharp retort. He stood up. "We have to find a way out of here."

Demyx followed suit, suddenly wary. "Hey, hear that, Ax?"

"Sounds like someone talking…" muttered Axel. "Sounds like… you. What the heck?" He walked over to an open door, leading to a flight of stairs that went downwards to the carpeted basement.

"Let's check it out!" exclaimed Demyx.

Due to the point that the voice was issuing from another room in the basement, they both peeked through the halfway open door, feeling their eyes widen.

"Holy crack, that is you, Demyx!" whispered Axel, staring at the Demyx that was talking on the TV screen.

"I swear, they honestly picked the wrong guy for this job," whined the TV Demyx to the Sora on the TV, who was brandishing a Keyblade and ready to strike.

That was when the TV Demyx summoned a lot of Dancers, and they struck. The two heard the pounding of buttons on a controller while the TV Sora continuously did the reaction command that killed many Dancers quickly. There was a time limit, after all.

"YESSHUMS!" squeaked a voice. Axel and Demyx jumped a foot into the air. "DEMY'S WITTLE DANCERS ARE DOWN! MUAHAHA!" What followed was a crazy laugh.

"OH FRAP," muttered Demyx. "We're trapped in a house with a crazy little girl… what can get worse…?"

"RARGH! I HATE YOU DEMY! YOU SUCK! YOU KILLED POOR SORA! RARGH!" shouted the little girl at the TV Demyx, before the screen went black and showed two options, continue or load game. She pressed X, as the cursor was already on continue. Pausing the game with start, she skipped the scene.

"Dance, water, dance!" cried the TV Demyx, fiddling with the sitar as Sora readied his Keyblade. Dancers sprung up everywhere.

"Hey…" protested an indignant Demyx. "They copied me!"

"Shut up!" hissed Axel. "She'll hear you!"

"GO REACTION COMMAND TRIANGLE! WOOTIE WOOT-WOOT! YEEEEEEEEESHUMS!" squealed the voice again as TV Demyx was beat down. "YOU DEAD, BUDDY!"

"…She killed me…" whispered Demyx, mocking sobbing. "NO-!"

Axel shut him up by slapping a gloved hand over his mouth. "Shut your trap, or we'll be discovered."

Demyx gave him a sheepish grin. "I think we already have," he said, prying his hand off.

The girl had saved and shut the game off, shut the TV, shut the lights, pulled open the door, and proceeded with staring at them. Her eyes brightened, a grin forming at her lips.

"YESSHUMS! IT'S AKU-CHAN!" she cried happily, lunging at Axel with an unmistakable glomp of death. "AKU-CHAN! YAAAAAAAAAY!"

"Argh, lemme go!" yelled Axel, trying to pluck the little ten-year old off him. He stood up, brushing his clothes.

"Heeeeeeeeeey…" said an annoyed Demyx. "Where's my glomp of death? I like to have fans too, you know!"

The little girl's eyes widened, before screaming, "AAAAAAAAH! IT'S DEMY! DEMYX THE EVIL! AKU-CHAN, HIDE MEEEEEEEEEE!" She jumped behind Axel, gripping his cloak tightly, trembling fearfully as she peeked around him at Demyx was scared brown eyes.

"What the heck?" hissed Axel. "Look, little girl, this isn't any time to be doing this kind of stuff. We can take your head off with a single blow of our weapons. Got it memorized?"

"YUPPIE! But, Aku-chan, I can fight tooo! SEEEEEEEE?" asked the small child, two chakrams appearing in her hands. "YUPPIE! Aku-chan, fight meh!"

"Oh boy," said Axel, bringing a hand up to rub his temples. "This is one crazy place." He summoned his own chakrams, preparing to toss them, only to be held back by Demyx.

"You'll kill her if you fight!" he shrieked, only to find a chakram hurled past his face, leaving a small cut on his cheek. The chakram reappeared in Axel's hand.

"Look, Demyx, she's the one who wants to fight, and if we ever want to get out of here, we might as well give her what she wants, right?" Axel turned to the girl. "What's your name little girl?"

She grinned cheekily at him, her voice suddenly changing to copy Axel's. "The name's Axel. A-X-E-L. Got it memorized?" She thought for several seconds, her voice returning to normal. "See? Demy, Aku-chan, I can mimic!" She struck, jumping forward at Axel with a chakram, swinging. Axel deflected it with a chakram of his own, only to have fire spewed at his face, which he blocked with the other. But, he was cut in the side when the little girl sliced him there.

"Ow…" he hissed. "Alright, what's your real name then?"

"Marissa!" she called out cheerfully, jumping backwards several feet. "I'm bored." Her chakrams disappeared, as did Axel's as he followed suit.

"Wanna midnight snack?" she asked them, grinning, as she looked at her watch. "Oops. It's three. Never mind. Wanna snack?"

"Sure," agreed Demyx, giving her a playful smile. Marissa seemed to grin back at him. Axel nodded slightly.

"You better not be poisoning us," he warned. "And why were you scared of Demyx?"

"I was scared of Demy, Akuseru, because he was being mean. He killed Sora. But I'm happy, because I got Sora to kill him anyway!" chirped Marissa, starting up the stairs. Demyx and Axel exchanged looks before following.

"Lemme see… you wanna a cookie? Or… a fruit? Mommy says fruits are awesome for you." Marissa turned to them. "Or, you could just raid the fridge."

"Heh, thanks, but no thanks," said Axel, crossing his arms. "How do you know who we are?"

"Because," answered Marissa, "you're in my favoritest game, Kingdom Hearts II! Plus Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories! It's awesome!"

"Okaaaaaaaaaay…" they chorused, not really believing her.

"Sher-poof!" shouted Marissa, jumping onto counter, taking a seat. "Sooooooooo, Aku-chan, Demy-kun, what're you gonna do now?"

"For the last time, my name isn't Aku-chan!" said an aggravated Axel. Beside him Demyx chuckled. "My name is AXEL. A-X-E-L. Got it memorized?"

"YUPPIE, AKUSERU!" chirped Marissa. "But I like Akuseru more than Axel, and I like Aku-chan more than Akuseru. So, can I PWEASE call you Aku-chan?" She jumped off the counter and stared up at him with glittering eyes (because of fake tears) and her ultimate puppy dog face.

"Fine," Axel said, giving in. He caught the banana Marissa chucked at him. Demyx was smacked in the face by a watermelon.

"OW!" screamed Demyx, tossing the watermelon back to Marissa, who caught it, grinning. "What'd you do that for? And how'd you even pick it up? You're so small!"

"To see your face. You should've seen it! You were like this." And she demonstrated a convincing image of a fish out of water, her mouth wide open, gaping, her eyes widened more than a notch. She went back to normal, grinning. "FWAHAHAHAHA!" She then glared at him. "I so can pick up watermelons! Watch!" She picked up the watermelon again, but began to wobble, and fell over onto her side, dropping the watermelon to the tiled floor with a loud THUMP that shook the whole house. She glowered, and stood up, dusting her clothes.

Axel reached towards Marissa's hair and ruffled it. "Heh, you're cute. Any idea why you're so cute and weird?" He pinched her cheeks, pulling them a little before drawing back.

"Because!" she cried childishly, puffing her cheeks up and putting her small hands on her hips. Her arms dropped back to her sides as she cocked her head, staring at them with an inquiring gaze.

"Why are you so taaaaaaaaaaaaaall?" she asked, holding her hand up as she tried to measure how much taller they were than her. She jumped upwards before dropping back down. "Aw, phht."

"Because we are," answered Demyx cheekily, grinning at her as he too, ruffled her hair. "How old are you?"

She stared at them with narrowed eyes. "Heeeeeeeey. Mommy said that us girls aren't supposta tell our age to you boys."

"Whatever," muttered Axel as he began to unpeel the banana, eating it.

"Yay! Aku-chan is eating bananas!" She giggled like a lunatic. "Aku-chan is a monkey! Aku-chan is a monkey! Aku-chan is a monkey!" she chanted.

"So are you," retorted Axel, grinning. That shut Marissa up as she puffed her cheeks, staring at him reproachfully.

"Welp," she said quietly, "Where are Xem-sama, Xiggy-kun, Xal-kun, Vex-kun, Lex-sama, Zexy-chan, Sai-sama, Lux-kun, Maria-chan, Larxy-chan, and Roxy-kun?"

The two Organization XIII members blinked at her, registering which name belonged to who before they erupted into roaring laughter. "Haha, Maria-chan," Axel choked out, "I've gotta remember that one!"

"You mean Mar? Whoa…" He snorted with laughter. "L-O-L, Mar just got owned by Marissa!"

"Where'd you get Maria from anyway?" asked Axel, crouching down so he was the same height as Marissa. She grinned.

"Take out L-U-X from Marluxia and get Maria-chan! YAY!" she squealed cheerfully, hugging Axel in another glomp.

"Heh, she's good," laughed Axel to Demyx as he pried her off, picking her up and setting her onto the counter again. She grinned at them once again before leaping onto Demyx, latching her arms around his neck.

"Hey, you're light," he said, sticking a tongue out at Marissa, who smiled back.

"Nappy time," she murmured quietly, leaning against him as she closed her eyes, drifting into a deep sleep.

"It would be amusing to have her with us in Organization XIII in the World That Never Was," said Axel in an amused tone, ruffling her hair almost fondly. "Heh, I'd bet she'd annoy the hell out of the more serious Organization members and still get away with it."

"Yup. She'd certainly liven up the castle. Hey, maybe I can get her to sing with me!" suggested Demyx, grinning at his fellow Organization member.

"Don't you dare," warned Axel. "You're going to wreck havoc around the whole castle like that, and the Superior might even make up his mind to give you the maximum punishment because of it. He'd probably never catch Marissa, since she moves around too much and is so lively, but I'm sure he'd get you." Demyx shrunk backwards in defeat.

"No way am I going to get the stupid maximum punishment," he sulked. "Okay, now what?"

At this Axel arched an eyebrow. "I dunno. Get her to bed? Where are her parents by the way?"

"Mommy's at work, Daddy's in Canada," whispered Marissa groggily. "And I'm here."

"Since when did you wake up? So much for a nap," sighed Demyx as she released him and dropped to the floor, landing perfectly onto her feet.

"Because your STUPOSH voices woke me uppies," she said, rubbing her eyes, yawning. "This'll be one loooooooooooooong day. Now, time to destwoy evils and make them go ka-boom! Muahaha!"

"Yeah, you said it," grumbled Axel and Demyx in unison, agreeing with the fact that it definitely was going to be one long day.